I make out with my cat

[Battery Bits]

I give her kisses and she kisses me back and then licks my nose

[Wendy <3]

I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

[Desolation]

thats really sweet and cute

I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

jesus

[maks]

I wish you'd make out with the barrel of a loaded shotgun

[Battery Bits]

Yeah put your head in a car door and shut it repeatedly.

Lame ass try-hards.

[Battery Bits]

My mum bought me a t-shirt

[Wendy <3]

Kill yourself you stupid bitch nobody cares

[Battery Bits]

Gather round my posts you no-life loser.

Mia just tried to drink my glass of cola

I told her "No! Cats don't drink cola!" so she ran away.

[Battery Bits]

Oh she's back now and sniffing my foot, probably some evil scam for cola.

[Battery Bits]

I can't turn my back on my drinks, everytime I turn around she has her little face in my glass trying to drink it and she waits until I'm not looking too

[maks]

Kill yourself you stupid bitch nobody cares

[rubycalaber]

my cat died three days ago



she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years

[Battery Bits]

my cat died three days ago



she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years

Oh no. That's horrible. I'm sorry. I waited a year after Jazz died before I got Mia but I still miss her. It's nice to have Mia though. Your cat had a full life though. Looks like she had a good life too.

[maks]

my cat died three days ago



she was sitting in the living room with my dad and then she suddenly made a weird noise and jumped in the air and keeled over stiff as a board with her arms outstretched and mouth and eyes wide open and her tail to the side, like in a mid-jump pose, she literally died in mid-air in front of my dad

she was 19 and we'd had her for 15 years

at lest you didn't murder it like lisa

[Battery Bits]

I kept her for as long as it was humane, probably a bit longer. I kept her alive for longer than the vet recommended (she wasn't expected to live as long as she did once she was sick) but in the end she was just suffering. It was the hardest call I had to make but she was over 20 years old which is like 100 human years for a cat. She was collapsing and needing water brought to her constantly and was down to just 3kgs in spite of me trying to get her eat as much as possible. I bought her the very best treats I could find, cat milk and tuna fillets and everything else. Gave her as much as she would eat, played her special cat music and had the vet make a house visit so she could die in her favorite spot. Even the vet nearly cried and was all teared up. He said I did an amazing job looking after her. I did the best thing I could for her before she suffered even more.

[Wendy <3]

You fucked your dad before, but you didn't make a thread about that

[Battery Bits]

No I didn't you brain damaged mental patient.

[Wendy <3]

You broke your pussy on the bathtub aka gordon's dick

[Desolation]

played her special cat music

oh come on

[Desolation]

i like ur joan jett shirt

[Battery Bits]

oh come on

I did though, I go overboard spoiling my animals. That's the beauty of animals. You can spoil them as much you like and they don't turn into dicks like people do.

[Battery Bits]

i like ur joan jett shirt

Thanks :) my mumzy got it for me

[maks]

You fucked your dad before, but you didn't make a thread about that

[Battery Bits]

Um no.

Maks lift your game.

[Wendy <3]

At least you don't ever have to worry about getting a bra as a gift

[maks]

At least you don't ever have to worry about getting a bra as a gift

[Desolation]

killgreys is out of control

[Battery Bits]

It's true, my tits are pert as.

[Battery Bits]

That's not killgreys by the way

[Wendy <3]

Stop acting like you know wtf is going on with shit that happened long before you came here and shit this place up so badly