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and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN AND I'M DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF I HAVE 8 WATCHES NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I got a 10k raise last week so expect a lot more threads like this
so in other words, you are miserably lonely, and your brain took a diametrically opposed attitude towards the situation out of denialQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
I don't want to sound mean, but at you're age (you're like 40, right?) there are only 2 kinds of single women: women with kids, and gold diggers / whores. There are those occasional decent girls of course, but let's face it, you're not cut out for them, you never have been.
If you want some good advice though, don't buy a $100,000 car, buy rural real estate and equip it with copper wire, neodymium magnets, fishing equipment, tools, and scrap metal. But I mean, that's long term equipment, more realistically you'll just want to equip it with cans of soup and a pack of lighters
Appreciate the fact that the more we get older, the less people everywhere seem to know what they're doing. If a hurricane knocks out a bridge and you're stuck somewhere, do you have a plan? You can't buy a plan with money. I'm envious though, 10k could last me either a long while or 2 weeks depending on how we're looking at it.
Instinctively speaking, the best thing you could spend the money on is the buffer layer needed to devote some extra time to becoming one suave cat and finding a decent girl (decent) and impregnating her with 1-2 kids to propagate your genes. If you don't do that before you're 40s it's going to start to eat you alive and you won't know why but you'll slowly realize that's the reason you feel that way. That's more true for women though, with eggs having an expiration date and whatnot.
I'll be enough father figure for the both of us
Maks
for cocaine: $1,000
for macbook pro: $2,000
for life expenses and condo: $7000
Plug drugs is jealous how maks got 10k: priceless
pretty much. my raise alone is like 10x what plug drugs makes in a year, and he can't understand why anyone would prefer being single because he has no choice because women won't even look at his fat assQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
I put a 1tb solid state drive in my macbook pro, and now threadlong which used to take like a second to run (because it loops through and writes to a temp file) is now instantaneous, just in time for plug drugs to make a bunch of shitty threads about stupid crap
That's really selfish and ruins the forum for people who enjoy plug drugs' horrible threads
what are your dreams
those people are shit and we're better off without themQuote:
Originally Posted by jazz
make money, get bitches, threadlong threadsQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
8 Casio watches
10 tegra notes all running pork.tv
they have built in calculators and beep on the hour, jealous yet?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
Yes I only have two but one is set by atomic clocks I haven't figured out how to make it automatically set yet thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
http://i66.tinypic.com/w9fupi.jpg
talk to me when you have 6 more buddy by then I'll have 9999999999999x more all running a custom rom of android with cortana and every single app store but I won't use the app store because apps are stupid and smart watches are for nerd virgins who spend all their time on computers and don't even hike or live in a vehicleQuote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
LOOK OUT THERE'S A REALLY SMART SUCCESSFUL GUY WHO KNOWS CALCULUS GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE I HOPE I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND AND BE JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAYQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
Ugh I'm so jealous but I'll be really jealous if you buy this watch http://www.tagheuerconnected.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Sometimes I put my watch around my boner and make jokes about having a hard time
I wonder if it's possible to run pork.tv on samsung smartphone watches and apple watches. I'm going to buy 20 of them to see.
I'll be really laughing if someone buys this watchQuote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
steveyos beacon: can i run pok.television on a fitbit?
if it's written in adobe air it can run on anything, I'm currently writing an actionscript program to make my lava lamp synchronize with twitterQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
i better contact pork.tv to ask them all these questions since stevey's not coming round to give me expert advice
look the fact is that stevey is steve yelle, and according to wikipedia his life is better than yours
have you had 3 ps3s and 3 xbox 360s? i don't think so, so let's make one thing clear, his "life path" is better than yours
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stevey has titles that are registered trademarks, do you have titles you can buy off the shelf that have registered trademarks? i don't think so, his "life path" is better than yours
I own so many tegra notes that nvidia signed the trademark over to me
Stevey has been trolling us about living in a van this whole time
I'm building a van out of tegra notes every one with a browser window open to fjs
teknorat was telling me about how he is making a huge amount of WoW gold and i told him that he should try to translate it into real world currency like pork.tv and he denied knowing what it was. it was like he denied our Lord the God Troll, Steveyos Himself!
Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, February 29, 2016
Teknorat: I am making so much WoW gold
Teknorat: I'm probably making enough now to not pay for a sub anymore
【ツ】: you can use in game gold to buy a WoW subscription?
Teknorat: yes
【ツ】: lol
【ツ】: why not sell the gold like a chinese gold farmer?
Teknorat: because I'm not chinese and as such my time is a lot more valuable
【ツ】: i don't see how this is any different from pork.tv
Teknorat: idk what that is
【ツ】: you need to convert it into something tangible
Teknorat: why
【ツ】: i suppose the subscription is just that
Teknorat: yup
tek how many hours of your life do you have to waste away in 2 wks to play a repetitive computer game for free
get on that daily grind nigga
why is everyone always looking for a way to turn their recreational activities into a job why don't they just play second life instead and make 999999999999999999x more money
the android second life viewer has a built in tapatalk client
I make dresses and sell them in 2nd life
can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
Stovey buys computers with 32gb hard drives
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16820226596Quote:
Originally Posted by A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
Can't promise it'll fit in your machine I think the newer ones use m.3 or have it soldered to the board