clarissa

[root ghost]

there u go hun

a coke can is less than 5 inches tall

[ziraffe]

would you consider shaving your legs?

[timmy]

would you consider shaving your legs?

That would be gay

[Wendy <3]

That's really neat rooty since lisa just happens to enjoy shoving cans up her cunt

YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN, STOP

[Wendy <3]

Lisa and rooty both fuck cans

the "mini" version
the miniature version
the smallest version possible

this is the "mini" version of this dildo. notice that it is slightly larger than your penith

[root ghost]

Why are you trying to talk trash about the biggest dick here makes your insecurity painfully obvious

here is another to show you that is not a singular case. this dildo does not have a mini version, but as you can see their small is similar.

please observe the picture I posted and respond directly

[root ghost]

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

The fuck out of this thread you autistic shit, my dick is as thick as the can and a lot longer

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

[root ghost]

not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

forced perspective is a pretty standard artistic technique, I'm pretty sure its been around since the greeks and they didn't consider it magical. can you respond to the image i posted of a dildo company having a dildo that is larger than your penis and they call it the "mini"

[root ghost]

I am sitting down holding a can under my dick do u need a diagram

[root ghost]

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

[root ghost]

Is your name Clarissa

[root ghost]

Post your shrinky dink clay so we can all laugh

here i will help you learn. but lets get back to your mini

[root ghost]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

ok hold on

bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry

[BGD INCARNATE]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. (lisa and debbie) without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up.

also there is no way in hell someone who is overweight and had 4 kids, and is like 40 would find a dick too big. she's probably loose as hell.

[root ghost]

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

[BGD INCARNATE]

Jon belushi jr wants to tell us about self-awareness. Also I made more money than u last year I guarantee It fatty, not that I judge people by money

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

also i guarantee some retard who buys shit from amazon and resells it in downtown lowell (just fucking lol) makes more than 40k a year when you consider your lease and overhead.

[root ghost]

me and john belushi have something in common. we both attended and graduated college. you dropped out of gvsu. i graduated from a top school in the big10. suck my dick daddy's boy.

I'm sure it's really paying off we're all really proud of you

[root ghost]

The can was flush against my penis

[root ghost]

I can't wrap my fingers around it flaccid this is not a game lol