I AM DRUN K AND ON DRUGS

[maks]

and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN AND I'M DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF I HAVE 8 WATCHES NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

I got a 10k raise last week so expect a lot more threads like this

[Plug Drugs]

and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN

so in other words, you are miserably lonely, and your brain took a diametrically opposed attitude towards the situation out of denial

I don't want to sound mean, but at you're age (you're like 40, right?) there are only 2 kinds of single women: women with kids, and gold diggers / whores. There are those occasional decent girls of course, but let's face it, you're not cut out for them, you never have been.

If you want some good advice though, don't buy a $100,000 car, buy rural real estate and equip it with copper wire, neodymium magnets, fishing equipment, tools, and scrap metal. But I mean, that's long term equipment, more realistically you'll just want to equip it with cans of soup and a pack of lighters

[maks]

but at you're age

LOOK OUT THERE'S A REALLY SMART SUCCESSFUL GUY WHO KNOWS CALCULUS GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE I HOPE I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND AND BE JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAY

Sometimes I put my watch around my boner and make jokes about having a hard time

[Plug Drugs]

Appreciate the fact that the more we get older, the less people everywhere seem to know what they're doing. If a hurricane knocks out a bridge and you're stuck somewhere, do you have a plan? You can't buy a plan with money. I'm envious though, 10k could last me either a long while or 2 weeks depending on how we're looking at it.

Instinctively speaking, the best thing you could spend the money on is the buffer layer needed to devote some extra time to becoming one suave cat and finding a decent girl (decent) and impregnating her with 1-2 kids to propagate your genes. If you don't do that before you're 40s it's going to start to eat you alive and you won't know why but you'll slowly realize that's the reason you feel that way. That's more true for women though, with eggs having an expiration date and whatnot.

[Plug Drugs]

I'll be enough father figure for the both of us

[juji]

Maks
for cocaine: $1,000
for macbook pro: $2,000
for life expenses and condo: $7000


Plug drugs is jealous how maks got 10k: priceless

[maks]

Maks
for cocaine: $1,000
for macbook pro: $2,000
for life expenses and condo: $7000


Plug drugs is jealous how maks got 10k: priceless

pretty much. my raise alone is like 10x what plug drugs makes in a year, and he can't understand why anyone would prefer being single because he has no choice because women won't even look at his fat ass

[maks]

I put a 1tb solid state drive in my macbook pro, and now threadlong which used to take like a second to run (because it loops through and writes to a temp file) is now instantaneous, just in time for plug drugs to make a bunch of shitty threads about stupid crap

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I put a 1tb solid state drive in my macbook pro, and now threadlong which used to take like a second to run (because it loops through and writes to a temp file) is now instantaneous, just in time for plug drugs to make a bunch of shitty threads about stupid crap

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.

[maks]

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16820226596

Can't promise it'll fit in your machine I think the newer ones use m.3 or have it soldered to the board

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16820226596

Can't promise it'll fit in your machine I think the newer ones use m.3 or have it soldered to the board

fuck yeah you're right they're soldered now

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.

you should probably ask your expert friend rubycalaber all these things when you're planning your next megathread

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

you should probably ask your expert friend rubycalaber all these things when you're planning your next megathread

the whole megathread was an elaborate troll to trigger lisa. there is no megathread. i didn't talk to her family on facebook. it's just exceptionally easy to get her going and it's p. funny when drunk

[Wendy <3]

That's really selfish and ruins the forum for people who enjoy plug drugs' horrible threads

what are your dreams

[maks]

That's really selfish and ruins the forum for people who enjoy plug drugs' horrible threads

those people are shit and we're better off without them

what are your dreams

make money, get bitches, threadlong threads

8 Casio watches

[maks]

8 Casio watches

they have built in calculators and beep on the hour, jealous yet?

they have built in calculators and beep on the hour, jealous yet?

Yes I only have two but one is set by atomic clocks I haven't figured out how to make it automatically set yet though

[maks]

Yes I only have two but one is set by atomic clocks I haven't figured out how to make it automatically set yet though

talk to me when you have 6 more buddy by then I'll have 9999999999999x more all running a custom rom of android with cortana and every single app store but I won't use the app store because apps are stupid and smart watches are for nerd virgins who spend all their time on computers and don't even hike or live in a vehicle

talk to me when you have 6 more buddy by then I'll have 9999999999999x more all running a custom rom of android with cortana and every single app store but I won't use the app store because apps are stupid and smart watches are for nerd virgins who spend all their time on computers and don't even hike or live in a vehicle

Ugh I'm so jealous but I'll be really jealous if you buy this watch http://www.tagheuerconnected.com/

[Wendy <3]

10 tegra notes all running pork.tv

I wonder if it's possible to run pork.tv on samsung smartphone watches and apple watches. I'm going to buy 20 of them to see.

steveyos beacon: can i run pok.television on a fitbit?

[maks]

steveyos beacon: can i run pok.television on a fitbit?

if it's written in adobe air it can run on anything, I'm currently writing an actionscript program to make my lava lamp synchronize with twitter

i better contact pork.tv to ask them all these questions since stevey's not coming round to give me expert advice

[maks]

look the fact is that stevey is steve yelle, and according to wikipedia his life is better than yours

have you had 3 ps3s and 3 xbox 360s? i don't think so, so let's make one thing clear, his "life path" is better than yours

http://steveyelle.nm.com

What are YOU guys doing with your life?