a spork is a fantastic tool for eating but nearly useless as a weapon

[maks]

read it for yourself, everything is from your posts: http://www.dillodort.com/random/text/lisa.txt

maks: 10 occurrences
bob: 5 occurrences
juji: 8 occurrences
flag: 7 occurrences
dp: 2 occurrences

I win!