DON'T YOU SEE SHE WAS SO DETERMINED TO AVOID ANY SORT OF IMPLICATION THAT WE WERE DATING AND NOW SHE SAID "IT'S A DATE" THAT IS MY SIGN FROM GOD THAT I HAVE PLEASED THE UNIVERSE AND AM ABOUT TO GET WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE MY FRIENDS SUPPORT ME ASSHOLES DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME AND POINT OUT THAT I'M ACTING LIKE A 4TH GRADER BECAUSE I FUCKING KNOW IT AND IT'S KILLING ME I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS AND IDC I'M GONNA GO WITH IT