someone have intercourse with me

[maks]

also for any plug drugs or rootbeer types, I've been crushing on this girl yeah but I don't bring it up, I haven't brought it up since she told me she wasn't interested, and I won't bring it up until I get some indication that she is, because if she's not, and I keep pushing, that's creepy as fuck, and sad, and pathetic, and don't do it, I know you do it already, all the time, but stop it, she's never going to change her mind about you if you try your best to convince her you're creepy sad and pathetic at every opportunity

[maks]

she's never going to change her mind about you

should have left it there, because truth be told there's about a 1 in a million chance a girl will change her mind after she decides she's not interested, that shit never happens, and I'm probably delusional as fuck to think it will happen to me, but fuck it I'm an advanced cocksman and I'm p good looking might as well roll the dice, howevere THIS MOVE IS BEING PERFORMED BY A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME stick to intermediate tactics like forgetting about her and emailing fat girls on match.com and plenty of fish