and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN AND I'M DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF I HAVE 8 WATCHES NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

I got a 10k raise last week so expect a lot more threads like this