clarissa

You are fucking retarded. Please post yours I need a laugh

my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.

I'm using a magic trick to make my penis big

forced perspective is a pretty standard artistic technique, I'm pretty sure its been around since the greeks and they didn't consider it magical. can you respond to the image i posted of a dildo company having a dildo that is larger than your penis and they call it the "mini"