clarissa

[BGD INCARNATE]

My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small

no your wife left you because she's done the same thing 3-4 other times with her "babydaddys" because you exclusively fuck and get cucked by mentally instable women. (lisa and debbie) without the internet you'd be a fat virgin, who is autistic (no self-awareness with rainbow hair and tattoos, complains about his life on fb), and has their dad (who sells cars essentially) do everything he can to support you (register an llc for a business with no business plan in his name etc...)

you think all this personal shit with debra/lisa would humble you, but you just go full autist. you have a kid grow the fuck up.

also there is no way in hell someone who is overweight and had 4 kids, and is like 40 would find a dick too big. she's probably loose as hell.