dont you hate it when you give some guy a lift

[timmy]

you arent asking for anything in return and he somehow slams the door too hard when he gets out?
im glad my car isnt luxury but seriously the driver door is fine because im not a retard i know my strength but all these retards have make my passenger door so fucked up i cant open it with a key anymore seriously wtf

[maks]

making them give you road head doesn't count as not asking anything in return barry

[timmy]

okay now that we got that clear maybe just maybe i got road head

[timmy]

if i had a sports car and someone tried that with the passenger door i would pull out a bazooka and end their life

[timmy]

<- never buying a sports car or never giving anyone a lift if driving a sports car

[maks]

he asked you not to come in his mouth but you did and it pissed him off and that's why he slammed the door. I'm right, aren't I?

[timmy]

thats pretty gross but yea okay

[terror baby]

I yell at people when they slam my passenger door.

how does slamming the door have to do with the lock

[maks]

I yell at people when they slam my passenger door.

do they give you road head?

[timmy]

how does slamming the door have to do with the lock

slamming the door may damage the door lock mounting making it difficult or near impossible to open with a key...

[elezzzark]

you arent asking for anything in return and he somehow slams the door too hard when he gets out?
im glad my car isnt luxury but seriously the driver door is fine because im not a retard i know my strength but all these retards have make my passenger door so fucked up i cant open it with a key anymore seriously wtf

That's First World Problem

[timmy]

yeah i hear some companies in south america make really good cars

[elezzzark]

In California, if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should to say him "fuck off and buy a car" this is way of first world

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

[elezzzark]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should get out machete and make hacks of his neck until off comes his head with blood making spray.

Do you believe in nationalism? i don't

[elezzzark]

No one owes you for pride, just because it's part of society who respect you

[boobz]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, I would get out the machete I keep in the trunk and force them to drive from Mexico to Texas USA and lead me to gush's real location so i could kill her again as she betrayed to me a bad reason

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

libruls call me racist just because i want to kill all the niggers

[elezzzark]

In Mexico if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, I would get out the machete I keep in the trunk and force them to drive from Mexico to Texas USA and lead me to gush's real location so i could kill her again as she betrayed to me a bad reason

I tought you had ceased fire with me that maks told you, stop mocking at me

[elezzzark]

In my country, being proud of who you are is ok, unless you are white. If you are white and you say you are proud of that they call you racist. You can be any other race and be proud, even openly racist, and it's tolerated. But if you are white and openly proud you are looked at in a bad way.

Do you think i do even give a fuck about this human race bullshit? i don't really care about race and native americans weren't consiered as citizens.

[maks]

one time i was delivering pizzas and this foreign guy who probably couldnt read words that arent written in pube letters and thought i was a taxi opened my door and tried to get in i called him a motherfucker and waved a tire iron at him

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

[boobz]

I tought you had ceased fire with me that maks told you, stop mocking at me

alright alright man chill out

[terror baby]

In California, if i had a car and someone requests me for a lift, i should to say him "fuck off and buy a car" this is way of first world

lol good thing you chose california

[boobz]

barry what car do you drive? holden explorer EXXXTREME edition?

[elezzzark]

lol good thing you chose california

Too expensive to live, i could to look a new house in Texas. There tax free for personal use and not so expensive state.

[elezzzark]

barry what car do you drive? holden explorer EXXXTREME edition?

Barry showed me his irl pic of Car, i don't even remember what is model and i didn't save this pic

[ArchbshpDesmndPooPoo]

WAS HE A PORCH MONKEY

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

[maks]

Too expensive to live, i could to look a new house in Texas. There tax free for personal use and not so expensive state.

the whole south is pretty cheap but not very receptive to mexicans

[maks]

no i think he was a dot indian i felt bad when i realized he probably thought i was a taxi but whatever i thought he was a carjacker at first and even if he wasnt i dont want some foreign guy putting his poopy butt on my seat whenever i go to the bathroom at school and one of them is in there taking a dump i never hear the toilet paper roll spin after a splatter or plop

oh yeah those guys smell terrible, it's like they live in constant fear of a water shortage. also the custom over there is to wipe your ass with your hand then rinse it in a pitcher of water.