Tweaker Theories

[Plug Drugs]

there is this one girl i knew in high school who used to be home schooled for elementary and middle school
She used to be pretty smart, and fairly nerdy if I'm being honest - she liked Lord of the Rings, etc.. But she wasn't shy, she was down to Earth, and fun to talk to.

But then after going to a public high school, she underwent a metamorphosis into this gigantic slut bitch..
One time, her friends pushed her into the boy's locker-room, and she started fucking every guy in the showers over the next 2 hours

Anyways, the point I was going to make is that she listened to the Ramones thinking it made her cool and scene, and I always wanted to tell her she was born about 20 years too late to be "scene" listening to the Ramones...

[Genital Doli]

there is this one girl i knew in high school who used to be home schooled for elementary and middle school
She used to be pretty smart, and fairly nerdy if I'm being honest - she liked Lord of the Rings, etc.. But she wasn't shy, she was down to Earth, and fun to talk to.

But then after going to a public high school, she underwent a metamorphosis into this gigantic slut bitch..
One time, her friends pushed her into the boy's locker-room, and she started fucking every guy in the showers over the next 2 hours

How I met your mother