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    I used to work in a job where I cleaned servers, computers and electrical equipment. We would clean servers for large companies and you cannot turn the servers off because each one makes a million dollars a day so you have to get in there while it's on and clean and try not to knock out any wires.

    I would wear these big overalls. So anyway I was inside a server one day cleaning and for some reason, I have no idea why, I didn't feel sick or anything and there was no real warning but I just shit myself.

    So I was a bit shocked. I got out of the server and put down the equipment and there was a poo in my pants, so I figured I couldn;t work the rest of the day with a poo in my pants so I left the server room and went to the toilet to assess the damage. I cleaned most of the poo out of my undies but frankly it had seeped into my undies and so they were covered in poo and also there was poo in my overalls. So I did the best I could. Got a plastic bag and wrapped my undies in it and I had no other clothes because it was already hot inside servers with the overalls on so I put them back on and went back to the server room.

    I decided that I couldn't go on with the day with poo in my pants so I walked up to my boss and said, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She said, "What?"

    I repeated, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She looked at me with a concerned look and very gingerly extended an arm and patted my shoulder... ever so gingerly and said, "Ok."

    The worst part was that I had to walk to a train and catch two trains to get home, each an hour each so I spent two hours on a train with poo in my overalls.

    The end.

    Oh I was about 26 years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    ok sure

    I used to work in a job where I cleaned servers, computers and electrical equipment. We would clean servers for large companies and you cannot turn the servers off because each one makes a million dollars a day so you have to get in there while it's on and clean and try not to knock out any wires.

    I would wear these big overalls. So anyway I was inside a server one day cleaning and for some reason, I have no idea why, I didn't feel sick or anything and there was no real warning but I just shit myself.

    So I was a bit shocked. I got out of the server and put down the equipment and there was a poo in my pants, so I figured I couldn;t work the rest of the day with a poo in my pants so I left the server room and went to the toilet to assess the damage. I cleaned most of the poo out of my undies but frankly it had seeped into my undies and so they were covered in poo and also there was poo in my overalls. So I did the best I could. Got a plastic bag and wrapped my undies in it and I had no other clothes because it was already hot inside servers with the overalls on so I put them back on and went back to the server room.

    I decided that I couldn't go on with the day with poo in my pants so I walked up to my boss and said, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She said, "What?"

    I repeated, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She looked at me with a concerned look and very gingerly extended an arm and patted my shoulder... ever so gingerly and said, "Ok."

    The worst part was that I had to walk to a train and catch two trains to get home, each an hour each so I spent two hours on a train with poo in my overalls.

    The end.

    Oh I was about 26 years old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    ok sure

    I used to work in a job where I cleaned servers, computers and electrical equipment. We would clean servers for large companies and you cannot turn the servers off because each one makes a million dollars a day so you have to get in there while it's on and clean and try not to knock out any wires.

    I would wear these big overalls. So anyway I was inside a server one day cleaning and for some reason, I have no idea why, I didn't feel sick or anything and there was no real warning but I just shit myself.

    So I was a bit shocked. I got out of the server and put down the equipment and there was a poo in my pants, so I figured I couldn;t work the rest of the day with a poo in my pants so I left the server room and went to the toilet to assess the damage. I cleaned most of the poo out of my undies but frankly it had seeped into my undies and so they were covered in poo and also there was poo in my overalls. So I did the best I could. Got a plastic bag and wrapped my undies in it and I had no other clothes because it was already hot inside servers with the overalls on so I put them back on and went back to the server room.

    I decided that I couldn't go on with the day with poo in my pants so I walked up to my boss and said, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She said, "What?"

    I repeated, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She looked at me with a concerned look and very gingerly extended an arm and patted my shoulder... ever so gingerly and said, "Ok."

    The worst part was that I had to walk to a train and catch two trains to get home, each an hour each so I spent two hours on a train with poo in my overalls.

    The end.

    Oh I was about 26 years old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa Claus View Post
    ok sure

    I used to work in a job where I cleaned servers, computers and electrical equipment. We would clean servers for large companies and you cannot turn the servers off because each one makes a million dollars a day so you have to get in there while it's on and clean and try not to knock out any wires.

    I would wear these big overalls. So anyway I was inside a server one day cleaning and for some reason, I have no idea why, I didn't feel sick or anything and there was no real warning but I just shit myself.

    So I was a bit shocked. I got out of the server and put down the equipment and there was a poo in my pants, so I figured I couldn;t work the rest of the day with a poo in my pants so I left the server room and went to the toilet to assess the damage. I cleaned most of the poo out of my undies but frankly it had seeped into my undies and so they were covered in poo and also there was poo in my overalls. So I did the best I could. Got a plastic bag and wrapped my undies in it and I had no other clothes because it was already hot inside servers with the overalls on so I put them back on and went back to the server room.

    I decided that I couldn't go on with the day with poo in my pants so I walked up to my boss and said, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She said, "What?"

    I repeated, "I need to go home now, I shit myself."

    She looked at me with a concerned look and very gingerly extended an arm and patted my shoulder... ever so gingerly and said, "Ok."

    The worst part was that I had to walk to a train and catch two trains to get home, each an hour each so I spent two hours on a train with poo in my overalls.

    The end.

    Oh I was about 26 years old.
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