post your embarrasing pants pooping stories itt

ok well last week i was posting a long post at this very forum and i had to shit badly but i was high and i knew id forget my totally awesome (lol not really) idea if i went afk cause i was high as fuck, so i finished the post and as im running to the bathroom (literally a 15 foot striaght shot) PLOP a huge but nugget falls from my sphincter and splatters on the carpet like a peanut butter cookie. apparently it hit the back of my thigh too cause when i got up after wiping my ass there was a huge shit smear on the seat so i had to just shower after that

damn... you were litraly shit posting

[Cody]

damn... you were litraly shit posting

here at rubynet we take our shit seriously