once I was just standing in the middle of my room watching tv and eating a sandwich and suddenly my bowels gave way and a big splatter of diarrhea shit came firing out my anus all down my trousers and onto the floor, and then my family and gran came in the house, and I had to quickly run and get a bucket of water and paper towels and clean up my shit sneaking back and fourth around the house avoiding them seeing me with a bucket of my own shit