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ask bob hugs. bob hugs were you in hospital for opiod overdose?

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ask bob hugs. bob hugs were you in hospital for opiod overdose?

i had an o/d of opiates in my system and they gave me the full dose of narcan
but what sent me to the er was the 6,000mg phenobarb i mixed with 12oz of bourbon because i decided to prove to myself once and for all that i'm immortal. well here i am mother fuckers, here i am. forever.

i had an o/d of opiates in my system and they gave me the full dose of narcan
but what sent me to the er was the 6,000mg phenobarb i mixed with 12oz of bourbon because i decided to prove to myself once and for all that i'm immortal. well here i am mother fuckers, here i am. forever.

you're the man

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i had an o/d of opiates in my system and they gave me the full dose of narcan
but what sent me to the er was the 6,000mg phenobarb i mixed with 12oz of bourbon because i decided to prove to myself once and for all that i'm immortal. well here i am mother fuckers, here i am. forever.

when i was 16 and on a bunch of klonopin and ambien, a few days after selling my soul to the devil, i took a serrated knife and proceeded to slash it across my wrists as hard as i could multiple times. Although it rended flesh and cut the main vein, i could not get the flow of blood to be substantial enough to kill me, it just sort of pooled and that was that.
For me, it felt like taking a fully loaded revolver and aiming it at my head, pulling the trigger, only for it to click six times in a row and have nothing happen
i guess what i'm saying is, i think i'm immortal too bruh *bro hug*

although i could have just hallucinated it all from all the ambien o.O i dont know, that whole 6 months of my life is nothing but a blur, with like a highlight reel of the weirdest shit that happened being the only things i can remember