google now lets you choose what happens to your account when you commit suicide (lisa)

[herpreader]

step 1. choose how long you think until you're sure you're gonna be dead and not just away from the computer


step 2. your google account will check with you to ensure you're dead before proceeding to step 3


step 3. your google account will alert your loved ones of your untimely passing, and give them access to your account; if you do not wish them to see all your nudes and child porn there is also step 4


step 4. google will optionally ragequit the internet for you when you ragequit life


we hoep you enjoy using google a

[Dirty Beatle]

step 1. choose how long you think until you're sure you're gonna be dead and not just away from the computer


step 2. your google account will check with you to ensure you're dead before proceeding to step 3


step 3. your google account will alert your loved ones of your untimely passing, and give them access to your account; if you do not wish them to see all your nudes and child porn there is also step 4


step 4. google will optionally ragequit the internet for you when you ragequit life


we hoep you enjoy using google a

welp

In the old days they used to find dirty magazines under the bed of a rotting corpse

I've found google to be pretty fair, it's not google you need to worry about when you are dead

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

Suck my bean