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    google now lets you choose what happens to your account when you commit suicide (lisa) 
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    https://www.google.com/settings/acco...ctive?ref=home


    What should happen to your photos, emails and documents when you stop using your account? Google puts you in control.
    You might want your data to be shared with a trusted friend or family member, or, you might want your account to be deleted entirely. There are many situations that might prevent you from accessing or using your Google account. Whatever the reason, we give you the option of deciding what happens to your data.

    Using Inactive Account Manager, you can decide if and when your account is treated as inactive, what happens with your data and who is notified.

    Setup
    Timeout period
    You set a timeout period, after which your account can be treated as inactive. The timeout period starts with your last sign-in to your Google account.

    Alert me
    Inactive Account Manager will alert you via text message and optionally email before the timeout period ends.

    Notify contacts and share data
    Add trusted contacts who should be made aware that you are no longer using your account. You can also share data with them if you like.

    Optionally delete account
    If you wish, instruct Google to delete your account on your behalf.
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    step 1. choose how long you think until you're sure you're gonna be dead and not just away from the computer


    step 2. your google account will check with you to ensure you're dead before proceeding to step 3


    step 3. your google account will alert your loved ones of your untimely passing, and give them access to your account; if you do not wish them to see all your nudes and child porn there is also step 4


    step 4. google will optionally ragequit the internet for you when you ragequit life


    we hoep you enjoy using google a
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    I actually like this a whole lot, you can choose when your account is inactive, you can download almost your entire google account, ya, googles' so evil and so controlling, giving us literally more ocntrol than anything else ever has ever, so evil so bad so plug drugs
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    Quote Originally Posted by herpreader View Post
    step 1. choose how long you think until you're sure you're gonna be dead and not just away from the computer


    step 2. your google account will check with you to ensure you're dead before proceeding to step 3


    step 3. your google account will alert your loved ones of your untimely passing, and give them access to your account; if you do not wish them to see all your nudes and child porn there is also step 4


    step 4. google will optionally ragequit the internet for you when you ragequit life


    we hoep you enjoy using google a
    welp

    In the old days they used to find dirty magazines under the bed of a rotting corpse

    I've found google to be pretty fair, it's not google you need to worry about when you are dead
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    this is perfect for plug drugs because he can kill himself in confidence of not having to even remember to delete his google account, this way everybody will forever think he was anti-google when in reality he just hated how it remembered all the child porn sites he went too and was too stupid to use incognito browsing or turn off google account history :)
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    Wasn't plug plugs 12 years old last week?
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    He's the youngest one I've found here

    I feel bad for him, the young boy having a dirty old pedophile like maks all over him.
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    you accidentally typed maks how'd you hit aks instead of e lol
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    Maks
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    yes
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    Suck my bean
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    used to have a deal with my friend that if either of us died we'd use the other's account and troll our grieving loved ones pretending to be a ghost
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