Dear God

[cagordon]

Cag Lisa and Cody, the fiercest most feared cutthroat trolls. Think of all the rep we could be running.

[Lisa]

Keep trying cag. It doesn't work. You can't coin anything because 1. No-one likes you. 2. You aren't cool. 3. We all have more friends than you. 4. You try too hard, kind of desperate of attention.

[Lisa]

You're talking to someone who coined "Cody's friend" which became the most widely used insult here because I deemed it so. I know what I'm doing. You do not. Anything you try will not take because you just aren't alpha like me.

Lol

[cagordon]

But Lisa, I have been nothing but nice to you today.

[cagordon]

You're being very rude.

this candy is so good i cant stop eating it

[Lisa]

*lights ciggie and puts feet up*

*decides to rest hands behind head because it looks more alpha*

[Lisa]

If only Buster Keaton could see me now

He'd say, "Hi Lisa, you're looking very alpha today."

[Lisa]

[Lisa]

[cagordon]

How alpha do you feel when you're rolling around in the dark crying?

[Lisa]

And I'd say, "thankyou Buster, don't you think the beta unemployed whore with her nose up my ass completes the look?"

And he'd say, "Yes"

[cagordon]

no idea why youre laughing cag, buster keaton really existed, unlike your fishmonger boytoy

[cagordon]

just like you having an actual job. lmao

[cagordon]

Or a funny post.

[cagordon]

and here's number threee since you're such a big fan of the classic reject haven triple post own

and here's number threee since you're such a big fan of the classic reject haven triple post own

there is no such thing cag, three posts in a row means somefag is mad...

[Lisa]

Triple rage posting

Triple rage posting

confirmed.

[cagordon]

lisa and cody, together at last. this is a precious moment in rubynet history

this candy is so fucking awesome you have no idea

i had cottonmouth and then i boiled sugar and water and corn syrup and stirred in some extracts and now i have awesome candy

[Lisa]

Seems like I'm with everybody except the loser brigade. I'm ok with that. In fact I wouldn't have it any other way.

[Lisa]

I have frozen mugs. I fill with coke and it turns into a frozen coke.

[cagordon]

Rather intriguing how two social rejects that hated one another can randomly latch onto to eathother like two mating flies.

[cagordon]

Are you guys doing this so you feel less isolated when people make fun of you or what?

[Lisa]

You'd think everyone leaving the forum for the couple of months the loser brigade posted non stop would have been enough of a hint.

But apparently the 3 of them mistook spamming and no-one wanting to post with them with being popular. Pretty funny. lol.

Look how desperate she is lol.

[juji]

Stop, I dont think this thread is funny

I have no problem with Buster, but please stop