taking bets on how long til I get laid

I think she might be a virgin rofl shss not the only one I have dates with

[Lisa]

I think she might be a virgin rofl shss not the only one I have dates with

How many are you having dates with?

How many are you having dates with?

Just one right now but I have one tentatively scheduled for this weekend and trying to squeeze in another tonight or tomorrow. I feel like a doctor scheduling patients

And im juggling measages with like 4 others

Just need to get my bed out of my exes house. I fuckjng saw her on okcupid already what a bitch

Just need to get my bed out of my exes house. I fuckjng saw her on okcupid already what a bitch

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

she did then we moved so I could be closer to work imto her old place. Now she commutes to cadillac and I commute to traverse city because shes petty and retarded and wouldnt listen to my argument that we could live in each others houses

[Lisa]

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

I think he's had a bit more experience than you.

You've been fucked over by a fat swamp beast with a bunch of kids to other men who got herself knocked up within a week, told you to chose her or the forum and then came here and sent people nude pics of herself. And that is what you are stuck with now with no other options.

THEN let's not forget the begging to get back with me.

Yeah well done guru.