taking bets on how long til I get laid

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where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

Okcupid I get tons of dates and it doesnt cost anything

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where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

christian girls (i mean those actual really 'christian girls', not just girls raised christian)have this burning fire of horniness that dwells beneath and a neeeeed to get impregnated somehow, but you need to know that right away, and as soon as you start dating them you're already becoming committed to this and won't be able to back out without looking like an asshole, they want you to marry them and be legally bound to them so they can start plopping out babies care-free and thats what christianity's appeal is for the female sex-drive
no one here should ever attempt dating a christian girl because i know all of you and you will fuck it up in a matter of days/weeks and will just cause grief to their family and be labelled some devious sinner.
I know from experience. This heavily christian girl approached me and for a while i was kind of hinting that she needed to get away from me because i wasnt going to end up being any good for her, but she kept showing an interest in me so i started kind of pseudo-dating her.. maybe I thought she'd just like a friend, maybe a part of me thought i could turn her to the dark side and up seeing things my way, either way it was a very stupid thing to ever start and i knew it was only going to end one way after a couple months: me making a total fucking embarrassment of myself while all fucked up on drugs, and that's exactly what happened and it ended right there and never picked back up again
I mean I met her family, I went to her church with her; I'm probably some dark subject to talk about in their house now, and I'm always worried I'm going to bump into them in public.

I told her right away "I am not a good person. I'm not saying that to make me seem interesting and lure you in, I'm saying that because you need to stay away from me, I'm bad for you."