taking bets on how long til I get laid

[Lisa]

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

I think he's had a bit more experience than you.

You've been fucked over by a fat swamp beast with a bunch of kids to other men who got herself knocked up within a week, told you to chose her or the forum and then came here and sent people nude pics of herself. And that is what you are stuck with now with no other options.

THEN let's not forget the begging to get back with me.

Yeah well done guru.