New poster orientation: a biography about Lisa (containing serious real information I can verify)

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I'll try to keep this in chronological order

1. She is from penguin island australia.
2. She was raised in a family who traveled the continent in the circus (lol)
3. She was molested by her father Gordon bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
4. She also had some type of abuse by her babysitter.
5. She became a teacher with "two degrees"
6. She molested some pupils (like 12 years old) and lost her job.
7. She is now dependent on aussie welfare for all living expenses.
8. She had a forum member rootbeer come visit her and spend 3k on her to fuck her, but then broke up with him.
9. A fellow aussie poster (Teknorat) trolled her into falling in love with him and she drove 2.5 hours to meet up with him to find out he just pranked her and she wasted all day. But it doesn't matter because she doesn't do anything all day.
10. She started a relationship/smoking meth with a Peter Quinn who left her to meet a new girl Gemma who is much better looking than Lisa and triggers her.
11. She has some sort of multiple mental illnesses and sees doctors regularly to contain them.

thanks. she is also the only poster who posts here regularly on a ytmnd spinoff forum

Nothing this guy posts is real nor can it be verified

Um, clay don't we have a section for pedophile shit posters?

Send this fucktard loser there

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I can verify most of this via phone transcripts and podcasts

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Lisa also tried to ruin her former boyfriends (Peter Quinn's) life by saying he was a pedophile online, but in reality posted a falsified news story about another peter quinn who was like 80 years old and arrested

Actually seeing as NONE of it is true no you can't

ban this pedophile

[NotHowdy]

You are a scholar, sir.

And I believe every thing listed. Everybody does/will.

[Battery Bits]

I can verify that Lisa is doap in every way.

You are a scholar, sir.

And I believe every thing listed. Everybody does/will.

Can we just not post in threads by retarded loser pedophiles please?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

here are some podcasts verifying lisa's troubling biographical information

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/episode06.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/episode07.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/PatheticRootypoo.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/firstlisacall.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/secondlisacall.mp3

Source: http://www.freewebs.com/rubycalaber/podcasts.htm

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

sorry lisa im making your new friends leave the forum but you need a break from spamming here. you made posting too difficult for real reasons

[NotHowdy]

How ya gonna make us leave the forum, bub?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

How ya gonna make us leave the forum, bub?

just try to show you what kind of person you've been idolizing is and how gross she is. not sure

[maks]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

[maks]

nothowdy do you collect any form of welfare or government assistance

[GrossNipples]

Battle Me Maks!

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[NotHowdy]

just try to show you what kind of person you've been idolizing is and how gross she is. not sure

We've been giving her shit and making fun of her since she joined SM. Only person who idolizes her is Jack. Everyone else on SM find her as annoying as you all do,

Should do your research first. You already inspired a thread on SM:

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/sho...018#post394018

(thanks)

[NotHowdy]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

Weren't you supposed to shut down SM? What happened? Didn't you say we wouldn't make it to Brokedick Mountain? Hmmmmm....

And I've posted evidence of my glorious lifestyle and big penis. Good try, sexy.

[urkles girlfriend]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

Flat brimmed hats

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

oh ok thanks man

[NotHowdy]

Flat brimmed hats

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

[NotHowdy]

oh ok thanks man

No prob. You're a gay dolphin. That's awesome.

No prob. You're a gay dolphin. That's awesome.

Yeah pedophiles are SO cool

Retard

[NotHowdy]

Yeah pedophiles are SO cool

Retard

Hey, I don't judge you for molesting a 12 year old!

[urkles girlfriend]

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

[maks]

We've been giving her shit and making fun of her since she joined SM. Only person who idolizes her is Jack. Everyone else on SM find her as annoying as you all do,

Should do your research first. You already inspired a thread on SM:

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/sho...018#post394018

(thanks)

8 lines, probably lisa jr's shortest post yet. keep up the good work lisa jr!

[NotHowdy]

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

Well, see. Now you're just bragging. SNOB!

[NotHowdy]

8 lines, probably lisa jr's shortest post yet. keep up the good work lisa jr!

Keep up the empty threats and watching me post on your precious Brokedick Mountain!

[rubycalaber]

thats a lot of bullshit!

it was actually 30k rootbeer spent on lisa

[maks]

Weren't you supposed to shut down SM? What happened?

I sent a bunch of emails. They didn't get back to me yet. They may not. That's about all I expected of this I'm sorry I got you so excited are you out of xanax why don't you go get some more

idk what else you said I didn't read the rest of your post

I'm sure your town has a 24 hour cvs that takes wic