New poster orientation: a biography about Lisa (containing serious real information I can verify)

[urkles girlfriend]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

Flat brimmed hats

[NotHowdy]

Flat brimmed hats

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

[urkles girlfriend]

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

[NotHowdy]

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

Well, see. Now you're just bragging. SNOB!