someone have intercourse with me

[urkles girlfriend]

you take back what you said right now or theres gonna be trouble

[maks]

DON'T YOU SEE SHE WAS SO DETERMINED TO AVOID ANY SORT OF IMPLICATION THAT WE WERE DATING AND NOW SHE SAID "IT'S A DATE" THAT IS MY SIGN FROM GOD THAT I HAVE PLEASED THE UNIVERSE AND AM ABOUT TO GET WHAT I'VE WANTED FOR ALL THIS TIME, YOU'RE MY FRIENDS SUPPORT ME ASSHOLES DO NOT MAKE FUN OF ME AND POINT OUT THAT I'M ACTING LIKE A 4TH GRADER BECAUSE I FUCKING KNOW IT AND IT'S KILLING ME I'M TOO GOOD FOR THIS AND IDC I'M GONNA GO WITH IT

[urkles girlfriend]

Also happy for u. You should botg smoke weed when u watch the movie. Have lots of yummy snacks

[maks]

seriously though what kind of anime dork hasn't seen princess mononoke, I don't even like anime and I fucking love that movie it's easily the best one ever made

[Desolation]

also cag how come u dont have jons login details? trust issues?

[maks]

so now the question is do I get coke which gives me +100 boost to personality and conversation but makes me incapable of performing sexually... I suppose if I feel this strongly then I care more about impressing her than getting her into bed, ya know play the long con, but what if she comes onto me and I can't do anything and she leaves disappointed, that would not be cool. ugh

[Desolation]

so now the question is do I get coke which gives me +100 boost to personality

its fucking friday dude i just worked a 55 hour week and am rich of course uget coke wtf

[urkles girlfriend]

so now the question is do I get coke which gives me +100 boost to personality and conversation but makes me incapable of performing sexually... I suppose if I feel this strongly then I care more about impressing her than getting her into bed, ya know play the long con, but what if she comes onto me and I can't do anything and she leaves disappointed, that would not be cool. ugh

Lol dont do it.