You would not believe what I've become.

Right now I'm just fucking a meaningless string of birches and it's pretty empty and girls use me for sex a lot and I go along with it because I like sex and I'm good at it and it makes me feel good but it's empty and unfulfilling but at the same time being single is like full of opportunities but every girl I date ends up not wanting anything serious and it makes me sad and I'm very lonely even though I have literally 100 friends I hang out with every day and I'm always drinking and getting paid to do comedy but actually I'm not happy just saying don't assume anything I'm very depressed and that's why I came back here to say hey guys and pretend to brag about fucking hot girls but really it's a cry for help because I'm sad :(

Right now I'm just fucking a meaningless string of birches and it's pretty empty and girls use me for sex a lot and I go along with it because I like sex and I'm good at it and it makes me feel good but it's empty and unfulfilling but at the same time being single is like full of opportunities but every girl I date ends up not wanting anything serious and it makes me sad and I'm very lonely even though I have literally 100 friends I hang out with every day and I'm always drinking and getting paid to do comedy but actually I'm not happy just saying don't assume anything I'm very depressed and that's why I came back here to say hey guys and pretend to brag about fucking hot girls but really it's a cry for help because I'm sad :(

Oh just saw this lol.