You would not believe what I've become.

The life I lead. The friends that got my back. The comedy I produce. The women I date. Even the air that I breathe. It's just straight up better...

[Wendy <3]

Are you stealing stevey's gimmick

this is part of his improv schtick

Are you stealing stevey's gimmick

my gimmick involves fucking tight biiiitches yo

[Wendy <3]

That's gross and i don't like that

[Desolation]

you still cry over cag

[Wendy <3]

Who doesn't

you still cry over cag

I cry over my ex who I loved very much although it's gotten a little easier and I don't think about her all that much anymore. I almost never think of cag except wondering if Jon's stuffed her in a freezer somewhere yet

Right now I'm just fucking a meaningless string of birches and it's pretty empty and girls use me for sex a lot and I go along with it because I like sex and I'm good at it and it makes me feel good but it's empty and unfulfilling but at the same time being single is like full of opportunities but every girl I date ends up not wanting anything serious and it makes me sad and I'm very lonely even though I have literally 100 friends I hang out with every day and I'm always drinking and getting paid to do comedy but actually I'm not happy just saying don't assume anything I'm very depressed and that's why I came back here to say hey guys and pretend to brag about fucking hot girls but really it's a cry for help because I'm sad :(

[juji]

New steveyos

[Wendy <3]

New steffies

I can't believe Camoron just invited everybody to come watch his routine and he said he'd buy everybody's drinks

Right now I'm just fucking a meaningless string of birches and it's pretty empty and girls use me for sex a lot and I go along with it because I like sex and I'm good at it and it makes me feel good but it's empty and unfulfilling but at the same time being single is like full of opportunities but every girl I date ends up not wanting anything serious and it makes me sad and I'm very lonely even though I have literally 100 friends I hang out with every day and I'm always drinking and getting paid to do comedy but actually I'm not happy just saying don't assume anything I'm very depressed and that's why I came back here to say hey guys and pretend to brag about fucking hot girls but really it's a cry for help because I'm sad :(

Oh just saw this lol.

How am I New Stevey he never did anything literally Nothing hi eljoe how are you lmao this girl last night told me she no emotional connection with me. She has an easy time finding it usually but has a harder time finding the physical connection which she has with me and she just wants sex from me. I don't care about her specifically but the pattern made me cry last night when I got home I sat in my shower and cried and it was shitty

Idk sounds good to me I'm currently only talking to girls who don't want to fall in love with anybody. Being single is way more fun to me. though I make more life threatening decisions I've noticed. Maybe stop banging girls at clubs bruh

[Desolation]

New steveyos

.

Heard joke once: Man goes on gay nigger dick forum. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is a meaningless string of empty relationships. Fags online say, "It's simple. The great improv comedian Camoron is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "You faggots...I am Camoron.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

Rooty should've killed him when he had the chance

thought about killin myslef on saturday but IM STILL HERE

i want to see it pa for my plane ticet

and find me a spot to stayat one of those girls beds

thought about killin myslef on saturday but IM STILL HERE

not funny

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

yeah some people around here are just grateful to be alive

jk, we all want to die too

[Wendy <3]

Thank you

I'll add camoron to the list of people to stab

• jazz
• camoron

[maks]

I spent a year sabotaging a relationship with a girl who was madly in love with me just so I could have the challenge of winning her back and feeling like I really earned her. camoron's "I can fuck any girl I want but I crave true love" problems are so far behind me it's like watching a neanderthal working out the mysteries of fire.

was she puerto rican?

[maks]

as a matter of fact yes, but not a "steals hubcaps" puerto rican, a "makes more money than me and has a doctorate" puerto rican"

[Wendy <3]

I want oldjoe banned