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05-04-2017
That's really neat rooty since lisa just happens to enjoy shoving cans up her cunt
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05-06-2017
this is the "mini" version of this dildo. notice that it is slightly larger than your penith
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05-06-2017
the "mini" version
the miniature version
the smallest version possible
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05-06-2017
please observe the picture I posted and respond directly
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05-06-2017
here is another to show you that is not a singular case. this dildo does not have a mini version, but as you can see their small is similar.
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05-06-2017
not even close. you are using forced perspective to make your penis appear to be a similar diameter to the can, but it's obvious that it isn't what we can tell is that your penis is about the same length as a coke can(4.8"). can you please respond to the photos calling your penis a "mini"
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05-06-2017
my girlfriend who doesn't hate me, isn't divorcing me, hasn't had any children by me that I am abandoning, and didn't steal $20,000 from me said I cant.
Originally Posted by root ghost
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05-06-2017
here i will help you learn. but lets get back to your mini
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05-06-2017My wife divorced me because my dick was too fat and she resented me for it, can u explain how this is an optical illusion for us? Take a picture of a banana in front of a beer can because your actual penis is too small
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05-06-2017
bro, this phat fucking banana(which i measured to be 1.6" in diameter) is so much thicker than this rum bottle(which i measured to be 3" in diameter).
i don't drink beer, sorry
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05-06-2017
actually no, it's just surprisingly hard to get a banana to stand up on its own without smooshing it. i also tried to do one that was angled similar to yours so that it would show the taper and why one side of the coke can appears to be a similar width while the other end does not. but that's hard to do with a curving banana since it comes back toward or runs away from the lens. again, be aware that the banana is literally 1/2 the diameter of the bottle right behind it.
can you please discuss with me why your penis is called a mini on that website?
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