im not fat

[Cag.]

dp's body fits to the contour of an arcade cabinet like a ying to a yang, no matter his weight, he is not healthy, no matter his shape, he is all fat, no matter how many typos he makes on purpose, he is just another m0nde

thats mean lol

[steveyos]

but of course I pissed off jim norton he gave me a long faggy rant lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

I've never been fat because I have the metabolism of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how can they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the ceral is in

[internutt]

I've never been laid because I have the cock of a hamster, I often look at people like Steven in those mortized shopping carts at Walmart and think to myself how sweet that they live like that and then I ponder what aisle the bleach is in

[Autistic Spectrum]

you can all come to my house on 4th of July, bring your own beer and good luck finding a parking space

[Cag.]

he stopped being funny years ago

[steveyos]

he stopped being funny years ago

50 something years in the business 1:30 minutes of total funny audio at most

[Cag.]

but of course I pissed off jim norton he gave me a long faggy rant lol

jim norton is a sad balding fat man lol

[steveyos]

jim norton is a sad balding fat man lol

it was one fo those "if you actually took the time to, ------liste n---------, to the internview, you'd blah, blah blah blahbahlh, "


after that the only guy I'm still talking to in all of show business is eastside dave but then I watched those compound media documentaries and I wanna just stay away from all that for a bit lol

[steveyos]

and all I did was say jesse ventura was the innocent one in their argument, I really am the god troll