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    Quote Originally Posted by maxgoldberg View Post
    your new girlfriend looks like koko the gorilla
    dont be mad because she gets this gorilla dick and you married the leader of the lolipop guild
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    Quote Originally Posted by root ghost View Post
    dont be mad because she gets this gorilla dick and you married the leader of the lolipop guild

    "Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long    , the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.May 6, 2010"     https://www.theguardian.com/science/...men-penis-size

    also, lisa said you could not get properly erect and you sort of folded up yor penis and jerked off around her house while watching her.

    your girlfriend is objectively ugly lol. like dude, shes probably a nice person. but. ya, im sure shes a nice person.


    why cant you get an erection sherman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by internutt View Post

    "Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long    , the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.May 6, 2010"     https://www.theguardian.com/science/...men-penis-size

    also, lisa said you could not get properly erect and you sort of folded up yor penis and jerked off around her house while watching her.

    your girlfriend is objectively ugly lol. like dude, shes probably a nice person. but. ya, im sure shes a nice person.


    why cant you get an erection sherman?
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    Quote Originally Posted by root ghost View Post
    dont be mad because she gets this gorilla dick and you married the leader of the lolipop guild
    your dick is so floppy and useless that you have to fold it lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by root ghost View Post
    dont be mad because she gets this gorilla dick and you married the leader of the lolipop guild
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