Quote Originally Posted by root ghost View Post
dont be mad because she gets this gorilla dick and you married the leader of the lolipop guild

"Today, the average erect gorilla penis is 3cm (1.25 inches) long
, the average chimp or bonobo penis comes in at around 8cm and the average human penis stands at around 13cm.May 6, 2010"
https://www.theguardian.com/science/...men-penis-size

also, lisa said you could not get properly erect and you sort of folded up yor penis and jerked off around her house while watching her.

your girlfriend is objectively ugly lol. like dude, shes probably a nice person. but. ya, im sure shes a nice person.


why cant you get an erection sherman?