Director's Commentary: this posts title is a parody of the graphic novel Volume 1's title Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life
INT. FORUM ICON - TONIGHT
Director's Commentary: yes this header image is taken from yet another dead spin-off forum this one having been run by rootbeer, note how rubynet has outlived something like 10 other spin-off forums and that's only counting FJS's 12 versions as 1
Rootbeer singing his autobiographical anthem can be heard from his forum.
Director's Commentary: cyber stalking master Big Gay Dolphin wrote most of this song and requested I sing it as I have actual fans of my music career kek, and yes everything mentioned in the lyrics is something that unironically is to do with rootbeer
Director's Commentary: users wizard and macrpo's avatars can be seen on the left (considered editing the moon in his avi to one of the meme things I edit it to later on but leaving those as surpises worked better) and Jon's IRL friend that we played DayZ (for 10 hours straight with, when Jon and Cag first met) with Mark's steam avatar can be seen on the right
Deso browses her way onto forumicon. It's garbage.
F4
at least it has more girls than TPIL... who needs their ovaries scrambled?
Director's Commentary: as I was doing a final pass on no-namers to include I noticed F4 was still posting a few months ago and seems active in the discords so I gave him a line in reference to Lisa saying she still has old overies for him and bringing it up 9 years later to him, used his Homestuck avi here as it looks cool although he appears later in this sequence with his OG bear avatar too, I also have it noted down hes from The Price Is LOL so added that in, his posting colors are literally #f4f4f4
Fag Finder: Hugh Jears, William, LILWhales, Kinky Kelly, Jesus Christ, Lee, Jack Bauer, Lethe, THUGGA, Last Choice, Lawless, Kyle Felcher, John_, kkkoonhater, kampz, karl malone, Kitty Crusher, larry bird, JEWKILLER, Lil' Wayne, Kill3456, Justin Bieber, Johnny and Sambuca, Jay
Director's Commentary: memes here are the anti-TERF sign on the wall idk I just think all this SJWvTERF shit is funny, a recent addition of a poster for an in-universe bollywood movie from Eternals with m0nde cosplaying as mario on it since I knew I had to get that cutout head in there somewhere so why not an autistic MCU reference, some ear candles on the table which Rootbeer's health and more store sold(spoilers: they are a new age woo scam that don't do anything and are probably actively bad for you to put wax in your ear), the real Swedish chocolates Negerkyss, the text that says "this forum sucks" is actually user majorcum's avatar, I guess this is as good a time as any to talk about how I did the extras on this thread, ever since I started making these parody gifs or whatever you'd call them for LOST way back in 2007 I've had a folder called "Cutout Avatars" of the big name posters I'd always include, then I made a "no-namer"s folder for the b-list posters I'd include and thank my omnipresent autism because one day I went through all the 707 users who had avatars (my autism hadn't leveled up yet to include users without any avatars yet) and put the ones with under about 50 posts into a "few posts" folder so I'd give priority casting to posters who'd be more likely to see themselves, and every few months I'd do the rounds looking for new users to add, only set back to this was one year for April fools Clay gave everyone mod and AlstoPace took the opertunity to set everyones avatars to that one fucking guy he photoshoped into everything so I have 43 users who's only avatars are a random bassist from a local band in various random situations, then the forums got owned epic style and when rubynet opened up I just kept saving avatars, they mostly laid their for a decade until I got around to cutting out the heads for this project and I noticed a lot of peoples avatars weren't of people but of items so I just decided to sprinkle them throughout the backgrounds of this threads images, and throughout the years I've had projects that meant visiting other forums like almighty lol, ebuamsworld, SuperMensa, front pagers, fanfare's artfag crew or theybannedme where I started a folder for the avatars used from there, and have built up folders for posters who's cutout faces I use the most, so far I have one for matthew fox, barry, celebrities I've used, desos various avatars, elezzzark, fanfare, various forum girls, various forum pets, my gimmick characters, gush, iwascruel, juliet, lizards, m0nde, marks, reno, rofl, rootbeer, stevey, stomple, tek and trollinator since those are the posters that appeared the most ITT, anyway back to the extras, I was surprised to find I was running out of extras to use in this thread so I started scraping the bottom of the barrel and adding every single rubynet poster even if they didn't have an avatar I'd just google their username and find a person or object related, sometimes very tentatively, to it, the only rubynet accounts I didn't include were ones that were obviously spambots with only one post or the endless flood of alts and parody accounts that stevey, lisa, bev, lily have churned out over the years whenever they get annoyed at something or forget their password so make a new account with just a dot at the end this time or something, I did include some of those spambot or lazy alt accounts that had avatars but the ones that didn't were just taking up space for someone who might not have been included yet, as mentioned before I even added users I found in old screencaps of the 2005 ytmnd forums and to scrape the barrel even further old IRC screencaps of #wop and #?! since there were actually a lot of people I recognized, I guess I could have dug even deeper to add people by like going through everyone to ever comment on my ytmnds on the front page or like go into the wayback machine to various ytmnsfw or ytmnd forum archives to find more usernames but it feels more meaningful if they were users that were """lucky""" enough to appear during some event I thought was cool enough to screencap 15 years ago, I kinda spread out which type of no-namer appeared as extras throughout the thread, for the house party scene you've already seen that was mostly the frequently posting ytmnsfw b-listers and for this sequence it's finnishing off that folder
RUBY
hey, you totally came!
DESOLATION
Yeah, I did totally cum.
RUBY
why did you spe-oh you mean last night ok
RUBY'S SISTER
dingy tha wee min eez nuhhin bit a windaelicker, amiz wheen siz
Translation: Ignore the little man he's nothing but a retard, I'm his big sister.
DESOLATION
What?
Fag Finder: IFuckMyTerrier
Director's Commentary: the scotch in boobz hand is in reference to australian scotch society he writes reviews for now, the beer can barry is holding that says Ruby Redbird that I think m0nde showed me a pic of once, the bottle of TruBlood in the background is in reference to the show I enjoyed but also this pic I took of cag asking if they made this drink for real and I had actually already bought one to try, tasted like toothpaste, just like irn bru, click HERE to view it, note that in that link is actually the original cat avatar that got Clarissa refered to as "Cat Avatar Guy" aka CAG because before people realized she was a massive whore stripper no one cared to even remember her Star Trek reference username
RUBY'S SISTER
eez ersebandie china dunro
Translation: His ass bandit friend Dunro.
BARRY
lick my rim
Director's Commentary: I really made the most of the notes to self gags on peoples hands as people hold their hands up a lot in this movie
RUBY'S SISTER
ama magic nipper boobz
Translation: And my good boyfriend Boobz. congratulations to boobz for the honor of being cast as my sister's boyfriend since he would always post about how he'd fuck her at a meet-up
BOOBZ
no worries sheila, you like the trumpet? I play it for rich japanese buisness men... among other things
Director's Commentary: boobz was the first user who's year of birth I didn't know, I cyberstalked the fuck outta him and found he actually writes for a scotch whisky review magazine, nice to see he appreciates my peoples culture, but since I couldn't find his D.O.B. I had a good brainblast and realized since I am the funniest person to ever exist I can just put a joke in for the posters who's ages I don't know, this one is pretty good since the most notable thing about boobz is he played the trumpet
RUBY'S SISTER
an oor wee bonny me'ul senga
Translation: And our little pretty metal whore.
TROLLINATOR
Hello. I have calculated a new tactic to ensure you are less likely to be trolled by 10%!
RUBY
heeeeeey she's saying a percentage that's uhhh very funn-
Director's Commentary: subtle joke here where she's holding up 10 fingers while saying 10%, considered pointing that out in the dialog but I trust my readers to pick up on that choice of number, to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate rubycalaber megathreads, also the beer bottle is in reference to #?! chatter "kiwibonga"
Trollinator e-kisses Ruby in front of Deso. It's mega awks!
TROLLINATOR
Now no one will be able to say you are a kissless loser anymore. There are still 15 main ways to troll you remaining. We will work on those later.
Director's Commentary: LOST number, reference to
RUBY
uuuuhhhhhh
Director's Commentary: shoutout to current POTUS Joe Biden in the background, when I made this image he had only been the Vice President for one term lmao
Trollinator's Tactical Hostile Operator Threat sensors detect Desolation and scans her.
Desolation notices Trollinator and gives Ruby a quizzical look, not sure what layer of irony this shit gimmick is on.
Director's Commentary: joke there is the acronym for Tactical Hostile Operator Threat is... T.H.O.T., an acronym with an other meaning in popular usage
Ruby's sister gives Ruby a judgmental look.
Trollinator gives Ruby a concerned look.
Boobz gives Ruby's Sister a horny look.
Barry gives Boobz a seductive look. Boobz realizes Barry is gay.
*awkward crickets sound effect*
MARCO
wait until I tell my teen insta model gf about this loser
Director's Commentary: Marco appears later with the other Lizards in the afterparty scene but him cringily claiming he was dating an instagram model on discord recently needed a shoutout somewhere here and this moment needed a line from a background poster, the "days since last brawl" sign is from THIS Irn Bru advert, edited to have a 4 for le LOST number, also just noticed that Ramona's jacket kinda has the trans prideflag colors hmm
Ruby drops his spaghetti.
RUBY
uhhhh IIII uhhh sorry I just shit my computer chair bye
Director's Commentary: just to clarify only a tiny bit of diarrhea once came out on my computer chair when I was on tinychat I do NOT regularly shit my computer chair and I am NOT mad about it
Ruby CTRL+Ws his way out of the thread in a panic.
DESOLATION
Love the INTing socializing meme, very crisp.
ROOTBEER
okay this next bunch of fags are from the milkshade crew and they are... Gush and the Trolled, lets see if they can come up with something funny
ELEZZZARK
I hope enjoy ours REAL method
GUSH
this song is dedicated... to... my... internet lover... barry pot head
Director's Commentary: no idea what this song is but this was made by Gush as she was seducing Barry for her nefarious troll plans
Director's Commentary: the guy with the black guy avatar is holding some fried chicken, which is funny, since racism is funny, and rootbeer really does owe that much in taxes after the failure of his Health & More Store, on his arm is the name "Debra" of his first wife and poster "PenisWhisperer", on his shirt is the logo of his arm wrestling club
TEKNORAT
oh fuck, elezzzark is the funniest poster ever, in a laugh AT him way, but still the funniest ever
Director's Commentary: in case you somehow don't know Elezzzark is a Mexican who learned english from playing badly translated japanese video games as a child and lost his hearing at the age of 8 from "bad medicines" his mother bought on the street, every single turn of phrase or even entire lines I've assigned to Elz ITT is something he's actually said in the past, "bekains" means eyebrows in a dialect only used in a certain part of Spain, allowing us to know where his family originated from, and yes he can speak just not very well, click HERE to listen to his deaf retard noises, Gush seduced him by claiming to be deaf in one ear he would relate to her, The Kinks shirt now lists the three most popualr meme kinks on the forums, bestiality (tek), teenage girls with braces (m0nde) and pooping on cam (siburke)
TEKNORAT
god, bob hughes is impossible to troll, he's always too fucked up on meds to know whats going on
Director's Commentary: everything here said about Bob is true, I think he was in his mid-20s and Gush was underage when she seduced him, the text under his name was what I think Deso edited his username to be when given admin (by Clay, I am not a simp who admins girls I e-date)
TEKNORAT
and people are STILL talking about gush?! shit, look at these big name posters, we're fucked
Director's Commentary: Gush was a female poster famous for seducing Barry, gaining as much embarassing info and pictures of him as she could, then posting it in a megathread, thus tainting the phrase forever, and even sending that to all his contacts on facebook including pictures of his curved dick (Barry's since told me that no one has ever brought this up to him so they probably didn't care, didn't read most of it or even opened the messages from some stranger, but it's the thought that counts) all on X-Mas day 2009, which is the most effort and meanness anyone had put into a troll on the forums so far, then to make matters worse she did literally the exact same thing to Elezzzark and then literally the exact same thing to Bob Hughes in the space of about two months into 2010 and then left the forums forever, also at the time she was juggling IRL boyfriends and several guys from the Gaia Online community, and only years later did Reno tell me she did the same love-bombing shit to him and they were super close and then it turned out she was e-cheating on him with his close friend Clay the whole time AND his friends Hiroshima and Shakes, what an absolute mad ass, and now Clay is obsessed with revenge on her to this day even though he has a real girlfriend now (fanfare artfag crew member sponge), so yeah Gush was probably the best troll period this community had ever seen, she tried to get me too but I unironically told her sorry I'm dating Desolation lmao, the taped to the page there are two charms for a charm bracelet previously seen in my Futurama collage in reference to how Barry bought her a charm bracelet, the pink hot pants charm are in referencing when Barry dressed up in some to dance for her on cam, the H charm could stand for Hiedi and actually represents this user who's username was literally just 101 letter Hs
FANFARE
once we're posting im sure well be fine :]
FAT STEVEY
oh biscuits and gravy
time-out i need to smoke a blunt and let the spirits guide us
*spark spark*
*inhailing sounds*
*cough cough*
ok time-in
Director's Commentary: these three things are all things stevey would say constantly
Director's Commentary: the pipe full of weed stevey is about to smoke from represents #?! chatter "CreepPipe", super obscure easter egg in the top right corner is some drink called "cloudwater" in reference to the OG ytmnd forums user of the same username
TEKNORAT
we were just setting our avatars and sigs and even rootbeer thought we were unfunny
RUBY
come on! we're the funny jokes squad! we have funny jokes! it's in the name!
TEKNORAT
we're gonna get big dick brutal owned or at least larger than average dick brutal owned
Director's Commentary: I'm not gay or anything but Tek has pretty cute green eyes
Ruby looks over at the Currently Active Users box.
Director's Commentary: the thumbtack here is in reference to #?! no-namer "thumbtack", the "evil regal" sticker is in reference to the #?! chatter of that name, the fag mob sticker is just because I love Brook Candy whenever I catch a glimpse of my own dick in the mirror "talkin bout my tit size? what about yo dick size, I better get a big prize" autoplays in my head, the poster is the avatar of user "womens rights", "who administrates the admins?" graffiti is a reference to the "who watches the watchmen?" graffiti from the best comic ever Watchmen, which I take some inspiration for for this thread where every frame is extremely dense with intertextual, metatextual and subtextual imagery
He sees both Desolation and Trollinator are still online. Shit.
Fag Finder: wuddappined, zamistro, Yeoman Chicken Farmer, Vugar Mahmud, willembahh, eli1, boogins, Phantom Phreak, doedmanne, d3wmugg, andrea, tetedupet, kobach, Feedrosie, travbrack, MikeTGW, hellfaucet, kelsey, shiteater, twin, GB, osufan, f1re, posty, iddqd, niqqerbiz, Arsekicker, sonic_, Pheco, M4TTEO, rzarect, lowcast, dysgrace, ic3r, cbandit, Olerris, JenReuben, Starvin, sdjbass, FncyPnts
Director's Commentary: rootbeer is seen as the like lighting co-ordinator or whatever up in the rafters since that position used to be *checks notes for unreadable username* Nyeusigrube's avatar since it was a bat, get it a bat in the rafters, epic, but I used her real pic previously in the thread so threw in a rare rooty as he controls the forum this scene is set in, on the TV is another snow sign I did to viral market doir.ir, a fanfare artfag site, and it represents mescaban, a frequent #?! chatter and frontpager, since I googled his username and found a fanfare site with that pic on it of him, at least I think it's him and not fanfare? holding a redbull up to that sign as his desktop, actually on second thought it's probably fanfare's pic, it's just that his username was in the description for some reason, so I assumed it was him, well it represents him here since that's the only pic of anything related to him I could find online outside of digging through his ytmnds, which I actually did for a few of these mega no-namers at the bottom there who are mostly chatters from #?! and #wop since beforehand I just cropped the crowd out but couldn't help myself but cram in some more no-namers by sifting through old IRC screencaps, I like the pic of Barry I used where he's drinking the coke there nice little visual quirk, also when I was cyber stalking "tetedupet" for an avatar I found his twitter where his only two tweets were "@lancarmstrong I'll wrap one of ur live strong bracelets around my balls so I can get em nice and swollen. Fuck u nigger anus BLOW ME" and "@DogsIluvEm wait till I tear your dog a new asspipe. Have you ever tried dog cum nigger mutt?" good stuff
BARRY
hey boobz does fjs win again or lose again?
BOOBZ
they win again?
BARRY
that was a test boobz... and you fialed, they havnt even started posting yet, stop trying to fit in
Director's Commentary: oxters is scottish slang for armpits, boobz was known for always trying to fit in even worse than Barry, note the HIV+ wristband on him, the "Yoni" brand of beer the boys are drinking is a real beer brewed from vaginal yeast that streamer Amouranth says she'll colab with lmao
BOB HUGHES
that was one of gush's many epic trolls but please keep in mind she actually loves me for real
ELEZZZARK
no, gush actually should to marry me love forever or I put bullet on her forehead, I know
Fag Finder: deep`, Eekda, LEAFY
Director's Commentary: pop-up memes here is that that really is how much Elezzzark's hearing is gone as of his last hearing test he told me about, the PCL-R is the Hare Psychopathy Checklist which Gush probably really does score highly on, scoring 40/40 is in reference to the character Modeus's score from the very edgy comic Irredeemable, "OT level" is in reference to Operating Thetan levels in Scientology which I have compared Bob Hughes insane rants about being imortal to, XV is the highest known OT level and a LOST number, I didn't know Bob's real D.O.B. so it's a meme about him claiming to be an immortal vampire, if this thread is set in 2010 then that would make Bob 420 years old here, get it it's the weed number ebinnnn
BARRY
hey gush!
i was just trolling you!
i never loved you and i have always been 100% gay!
Fag Finder: Macabre
Director's Commentary: the writing on barry's hand hasn't changed since it's the same scene and his HIV+ tag is seen clearer, new meme is "fuck you" carved into his arm which he really did when Gush betrayed to him by a bad reason, I actually traced over the real cuts he gave himself (which were really more than scratches, pretty bitch-ass self-harming tbqh)
GUSH
dont lie timmy you loved it when I talked about fingering you!
Director's Commentary: something Gush would really discuss with Barry
FANFARE
OMG they have a cute forum girl?! >:[
Director's Commentary: joke being fanfare is a guy irl
ELEZZZARK
this post pattern gimmick is called by "betrayed to by daughter of dutch prostitute" it actual like this:
BETRAYED TO BY DAUGHTER OF DUTCH PROSTITUTE!!!
Director's Commentary: this is something Elz really called Gush once, I think because perhaps Elz's family being from a particular part of Spain is important to them if his use of the regional term "bekains" is anything to go by he maybe assumes that's important to everyone else and I think Gush lied to him that her family is of Dutch origin when in reality most Americans have no idea where their ancestry is from, Elz has this way of phrasing things in such an opaque manner that only years later will it hit me wtf he was on about, like once he said his father circumcised him in the shower as a young boy and I was deeply disturbed at this mental imagery and only recently did I realize oh he meant his father showed him how to pull his foreskin back to clean it in the shower but he thought "circumcised" meant any sort of removing of the foreskin in English
BOOBZ
this guys like the new beethoven
you know, on account that they're both deaf, get it?
BARRY
hey! gush's fucked up nose betrayed her! we can all tell she's a cokewhore!
Director's Commentary: this is something Barry tried to use as a diss against Gush after his betrayal, that she has a thin septum that coke users get, yes that is a very weak reach but that's Barry circa a decade ago for you
ELEZZZARK
blah blah and your tongue is filled with black paint which creates contradictions for makeup stories
chickenfag barrypothead, enjoy song with your experience, it's stand name "full chicken bodies"
Director's Commentary: top line is a completely unedited post Elz once made, "stand name" is in reference to Elz referencing Jojo's Bizzare adventure to give different posters stands and no one knew what the fuck he was talking about, click HERE to view Barry's Stand Name and click HERE to view Stevey's and click HERE to read several other posters Stand Names Elz gave them
Director's Commentary: another song I posted in 2010 and this is the same place in the thread I was expecting to use it in, eat your heart out hacks like Kathleen Kennedy that can't plan Star Wars 4 years in advance, just a reminder that all the lyrics here are something Elz has really said at some point in time, "full chicken bodies" was some bizzare thing Elz said in reference to Barry owning chickens and naming one after Gush's fake name "Heidi"
EASTER EGG EXTRAS: click HERE see my two-monitor workspace for this sequence with the original Drowning Pool MV, my freewebs with the lyrics, my folder for thread images, the txt file for the script, ol faithful stickynotes app and THIS schizoscribbling on the lyrics to figure out what images would go with which lines
BOB HUGHES
Let the full chicken bodies hit the gush
Let the full chicken bodies hit the gush
Let the full chicken bodies hit the...
ELEZZZARK
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
This ones for all you guys out there...
Who have had a girl pretends to idiot...
Then cans to take your REAL method!
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO!!!
BOB HUGHES
Iiiiiiiiiidioting yourself with shaaaaame (wiiiiith shaaaaame)
Iiiiiiiiiit was trooooolled
BARRY
sweet I love this tired old in-joke
BOOBZ
o-oh yeah me too
BARRY
that was ironic
GUSH
It was trolled
It was trolled
It was trolled
Director's Commentary: I tried to place some of the song lyrics strategically throughout the dialog to give the impression it was happening simultaneously but also to have some kino where they comment on the dialog, such as boobz falling for barry's troll before this line
BOOBZ
yeah I actually hate gush for um for making the term megathread seem something mean and not like the cool ruby ones
Director's Commentary: on x-mas day 2009 gush made a "megathread" of all of barry's embarassing cyber sex logs, dick pix and him dancing in pink hotpants and literally posted it to everyone on his facebook, having something like this happen to you was now known as "being gush'd"
BARRY
nah they suck too
BOOBZ
yeah I was being ironic there!
Boobz notices Barry becoming more intimite with him. Maybe he'd like him to try and... fit in?
Director's Commentary: dialog in reference to how boobz would often just copy what people say to try and fit in
Director's Commentary: this cutout head of Barry is from a screencap of him having just finished jacking off on webcam, so this is litearlly his wank afterglow face, also I wanted some gay imagery in the background for the rule-of-three punchline of seeing this angle again later on so I went with an anachronistic parody of the latest LGBT flag with as many symbols as possible
ELEZZZARK
Uno how could she?
Dos to of the to?
Tres betrayed to me?
Cuatro betrayed to me?
Uno I must away
Dos I must away
Tres I must away
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
GUSH
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
ELEZZZARK
HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Director's Commentary: almost missed putting Elz face over Crash in the first shot there until my final pass on all the gifs, kinda wish I'd varied up the no-namers seen at the front there or at least made their faces more prominent rather than just the tops of their heads which isn't very visually engaging, oh well
ELEZZZARK
Troll... to... me... dumber (duuuuumbeeer)
Youuuuu. Fucking. Deaf. Hateeeeer
bob, what list these common and current posters?
GUSH
Deaf hater!
Deaf hater!
Deaf hater!
BOB HUGHES
they're all on the D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D list baby!
ELEZZZARK
Uno get rid of your influences
Dos get rid of your influences
Tres get rid of your influences
Cuatro - get rid of your influences
Uno you deserve as unexist
Dos - you deserve as unexist
Tres - you deserve as unexist
Director's Commentary: I had to reach a bit here to mix in the "d-list" forum in-joke reference to what we'd call no-name posters with the D's on the screen here in with the song lyrics but I think it comes across pretty well, note I didn't miss fanfare appearing for like 7 pixels on the left
BOB HUGHES
COME ON YOU D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D LISTER SCUM!!!
WHO'S THE HOTTEST FORUM GIRL???
D-LISTERS
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!
Director's Commentary: if you're one of these d-listers at the front here you can tell yourself you got a line in this megathread
ELEZZZARK
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
BOB HUGHES
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
GUSH
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
ELEZZZARK, GUSH & BOB HUGHES
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
Director's Commentary: I put a lot of thought into how to depict people saying things simultaneously in script form, I looked up a lot of advise for how to do it in proper movie scripts but they usually just do it with a screen direction which doesn't make for very good reading so I went with this
Director's Commentary: this gif is pretty well made if I do say so myself where we swivel around all the no-namers in ther front with them even turning their heads as the camera turns, have both Bob and Elz passing in front of their mics and even some of the D's in front of Gush's face in a transparent way and then the four main characters in the back
ELEZZZARK
Bad medicines, by bad reasons
Manipulated by gush, fade yourself away
Fuck you all, as white knighters
Driven on deaf
Destroyed to mine eeeeeeears
Director's Commentary: Elz was made deaf by "bad medicines" his mother bought on the street in Mexico when he was 8
TEKNORAT
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THIS?
WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE FUNNIER!
WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN WITH ROBERT G!
WE'LL NEVER POST FRIDAY NIGHT AT ALOL!
GODDAMN IT RUBY WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST SULISING THERE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT!
Director's Commentary: in the movie as Stephen Stills rants about his anxieties his dialog appears on screen in big subtitles as you can barely hear him over the music but I couldn't be fucked animating a gif of just him pacing around and overlaying subtitles on it for text you're already reading so just made it a still image, some more foreshadowing about "robert g" and ALOL
BOB HUGHES
Let the full chicken bodies hit the gush
RUBY'S SISTER
soz... hoodja kena wane?
Translation: So... how do you know the kid?
GUSH
Let the full chicken bodies hit the gush
DESOLATION
Um... I'm a friend of Ruby's.
BOB HUGHES
Let the full chicken bodies hit the gush
RUBY'S SISTER
geetz gemmy tay kept fernent ay et aul ez goat pur hunurs a pals
Translation: Gets hard to keep in front of it all, he's definately got hundreds of friends.
GUSH
Let the full chicken bodies hit the-
DESOLATION
Uh...
ELEZZZARK
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
RUBY'S SISTER
OI! ya scaffy bam bird yiz hoodja tam kite im?
Translation: Hey! You scummy stupid girl you, how do you stomach him?
ELEZZZARK
HEIDIII!!! HOW COULD YOU OF THE TO BETRAY TO MEEEE?!?!?
Fag Finder: DM_Carrie, horelephu, rrxx, SteveHepkel, Fareaster, Millennia07, mintygal, n3rd, Nigger Jesus, Nigs Whittington
Director's Commentary: only in my last pass of the dialog in the thread a few months ago did I get the idea to interlace each line of dialog here with each of the lyrics from the song, think it works really well to build tention as the song and conversation both get more and more intense, you can notice that a lot of the no-namers avatars in the crowd are a bit blurry since I just dragged and dropped them from when I had the images saved at a lower resolution and was upscaling them since I couldn't be fucked to find them all again in my vast no-namer avatar vaults, the three women who's entire bodies are cutout and placed in there are #wop and #?! irc no-namers DM_Carrie, horelehu & rrxx who I gave avatar characters to, whenever I do that I just google their username and pic a good image that closely represents that username or whatever comes up, at the end with the IRC chatters I was scaping the barrel with I went for characters I could find pngs of to place as stand-alone characters as I'd run out of extras, at the bottom left is user SteveHepkel who only just registered on rubynet a few weeks ago and when I googled his username I found a pic of some random dude with that name like doing charity work with african kids, hopefully that dude doesn't google his name and find he's in this horrible thread placed beside like 4 pictures of black people with two of them being racist caricatures
ELEZZZARK
Uno - withdraw from an attitude
Dos - withdraw from an attitude
Tres - withdraw from an attitude
Cuatro - withdraw from an attitude
PISSJUGS
sorry, she's speaking english, eh?
Director's Commentary: "sorry" and "eh?" are in reference to PJ being Canadian
ELEZZZARK
Uno barry does not cry for gush
Dos - barry does not cry for gush
Tres - barry does not cry for gush
TROLLINATOR
I have to run my internal translating software before I can answer that question. It will take aproximately 15 seconds to compile an appropriate response.
Director's Commentary: LOST number, in reference to things ALOL's resident chatbot China Farmer used to say
ELEZZZARK
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!
Fag Finder:
Director's Commentary: I didn't know PJ's D.O.B. until a few weeks ago when I found out with my amazing social engineering skills but I'm glad I didn't and had to come up with this dank joke based on how she literally dresses up in a mermaid tail and LARPs being a mermaid at her local pool with her mermaid club friends, the other joke in there is how I've always said she looks kinda asian linking with her collecting these creepy things called asian ball joint dolls, I cast her as Knives' friend since I like the idea that PJ would be friends with Trollinator to consider her part of her asian ball joint doll collection, since a robot is kinda like a doll and people also say Summer Glau kinda looks asian
ELEZZZARK
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
GUSH
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
BOB HUGHES
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE GUSH!!!
ELEZZZARK, GUSH & BOB HUGHES
LET THE FULL CHICKEN BODIES HIT THE
GUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU UUUSH!!!
RUBY'S SISTER
crivvens! wit yiz greetin boot? yer wee deef barkit bauchle drookit humphy-backit fae loupina burn tae dook 'braid tae sneck yer graft ezawanwaethae mixter-maxter patter
hiz mare brake inglis thana battla bannockburn
Director's Commentary: Translation: Jesus! What are you crying about? Your little deaf dirty useless person wet humped-back from jumping a river to swim abroad to steal your jobs is the one with the mixed-up chitchat. Has more broken English than the Battle of Bannockburn. (<--pround of that one!)
ELEZZZARK
HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
GUSH
D'OLORT!
BOB HUGHES
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT!!!
RUBY (inner monologue (from not being an NPC))
ooooooh my baaaaabyyyyyyyyy
deso's gonna find out how unfunny my trollinator gimmick is and dump me and I'll be forever alone
ELEZZZARK
HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
GUSH
D'OLORT!
BOB HUGHES
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELT!!!
ELEZZZARK, GUSH & BOB HUGHES
HEIDI!!!!
Fag Finder: MarlboroPozPig, Meg Griffin, Mike Rowe, Maximillion Bag$worth, MiddleToes
Director's Commentary: think I did a great job pacing out the song lyrics so they have a big climax during the moment of big social tention
Ruby slaps Teknorat. Not in a gay S&M way.
RUBY
WE NEED TO POST NOW! AND FUNNY!
Fag Finder: GM Coriolanus in the background
Director's Commentary: I really like both Tek and Stevey's face's changing in reaction to the slap here, both faces of Tek here are from pictures he showed me of him before and after practicing drawing his gun at his camera lel
TEKNORAT
okay! lets rock! aka fuck up completely and get laughed off the internet forever
ps if you did that in real life I'd shoot you in the head
FAT STEVEY
ok guys the aliens contacted me on the astral plane and said "use shadowplay instead of fraps"... that any help?
Director's Commentary: Tek and Stevey's dialog is both something they'd probably say IRL, Stevey's is especially in reference to this girl he was in love with called Lexie who was apart of the "Spirit Science" online cult (their logo appears on the bucket ontop of Stevey's head, which was actually there in the original pic of him looking like he just came out of a high, which he probably was) who thought they could commune with aliens, and Stevey would always be joking they'd send him useful advise about all the computer programs he insisted were the best
TROLLINATOR
So after the Time Displacement Sphere dissipated a human male took a picture of my exposed breasts-
Director's Commentary: a reference to the first episode of T:SCC
Trollinator's processing power becomes fully dedicated to monitoring Ruby getting ready to post.
DESOLATION
Is that seriously the end of the story? That was a worse story than Terminator Salvation.
Director's Commentary: would make this a reference to the far worse Genisys but that hadn't come out in 2010
RUBY'S SISTER
jings hodan, gonny gan tae yer kip tha noo ya gash ah canny stond nae mere, doof disnae derston ersel nashgabbin li'ah, ganny gi' skelpit boot yer steek affa erycun wanna eez collieshangies hings daein at, meanaww ayf ye werny meweewans lassy, offy boggin hens ayr aw wan tae me
Translation: Jesus, hold on, going to go to your bed now, you vagina? I can not stand no more, idiot doesn't understand herself gossiping like that. Going to get slapped about your butt off of every cunt one of these big fight things doing that. Me and all if you weren't my little ones girl, awfully disgusting women are all one to me.
DESOLATION
My thoughts exactly.
TROLLINATOR
Be quiet, meatbags.
Ruby is about to post!
Fag Finder: Patty Mayonnaise
Director's Commentary: easter egg of the same Terminator skull that appears on Trollinator's posting signature speech bubble thing appears on her necklace
ROOTBEER
alright this next bunch of wimp nerds is from funny jokes squad dot com and uh... yeah... give it up for "the funny jokes squad"
Director's Commentary: the donkey kong tattoo on rooties arm is his real tattoo, the note in his hand reads "to buy: penis pump" since once imfamously his wife posted on the forums that she had smashed his penis pump after an argument, completely and utterely unironically since he used it to try and make his small penis bigger, which he got mad at me for pointing out and continued to be mad at me for like a year straight before admitting why, the beatles crawling on the wall in the shape of a (small) dick are in reference to that, and in reference to rootbeer having collected beatles (that m0nde forced a meme of that being spelled as bettles) years ago, the beatles up there used to be a smiley on the forum and I just felt like the wall there was too much empty space and needed a meme
GUSH
you're gonna suck worse than when they gave me charcole tablets for ODing on opiates
BOB HUGHES
you need to be a immortal vampire like me
FANFARE
l my p twerps
ELEZZZARK
my little jon wouldnt be interested to be elevated
Director's Commentary: this shot is from an alternate edit from the DVD, every single line said above is something that was really said by, believed by or happened to these posters btw, easter eggs are the charcole tabs mentioned above on Gush's tongue, one of the cymbals being a celtic dogknot cymbal to set-up a joke further on and the bit of the presentation diagram about Gush that was covered by Tek's body previously being shown to have "anagram" written on it, in reference to how Gush's alias Hiedi D'Olort Gelt was actually an anagram of "I Hide, Get Trolled", yes she really did have an taunting anagram alias like a supervillain
TROLLINATOR
I will mail ricin to anyone who does not admit that FJS wins again!
RUBY
woo boy
haha good one! funny bit right guys? really edgy dark shock humor there!
jeez louise...
Director's Commentary: "woo boy" and "jeez louise" are things I used to shout a lot during gaming, the ricin is in reference to Breaking Bad, which I made a megathread like this out of for it's final episode
TEKNORAT
ok I got shadowplay working, thanks stevey
RUBY
lovely jubbly
TEKNORAT
you ready to pop off nigger?
Director's Commentary: all things me and Tek used to say to each other, first line is in reference to all the fiddling with computer programs that would take hours before me and Tek could play sometimes, shadowplay being one of the few things Stevey was actually right about switching to for once
RUBY
my body is ready m8
Director's Commentary: I have said that "my body is ready" meme so much I forgot where it even came from, a Reggie saying it during a wii fit reveal in 2007, now that's a boomer meme, edited this gif years after making it originally to include a cutout head of Matthew Fox winking after I found a pic of Tek winking
TEKNORAT
I dont think your body will ever be ready for anything but ok, fanfare are y-
Director's Commentary: this was a song that I made in 2012 and only bothered to release in 2018, originally for this song that Sex Bob-Omb plays it was gonna be my "I Push My Fingers Into My Anus" song but when I wanted to include as many of my songs as possible and felt that that matched the action songs needed in the big finale I went with this song which has a slower more happy pace and has some lyrics I could juxtapose over the characters included in this sequence in the movie
EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for a screencap of the lyrics for this song I scribbled on to plan out what images to put under each part
FANFARE
WE ARE THE FUNNY JOKES SQUAD!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!
RUBY
Yo
Are you mad?
I got a name for all my gimmicks
I nickname 'em ya dig?
Let's get one thing straight
You're fucking mad!
I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
FANFARE
A cynical rabbit that I call Unfunny Bunny
Care Frog just doesn't give a fuck, sorry honey
And a racist polar bear that loves killing niggers for money
TEKNORAT
An Ant Eater that knows anime is better than sex
My angry red dinosaur I'm-a call Rage Rex
A unicorn that'll point out when you're vexed
RUBY
He goes u-u-u-u-mad?!
FANFARE
u-u-u-u-u-u-mad?!
Director's Commentary: this is probably the sequence where I switched around the order of the screenshots the most since the way it originally plays out in the movie doesn't really fit the way I had written out the lyrics, of course all these lyrics are in reference to all the Troll Squad chracters I've used over the years that appear throughout this thread, I thought of making this parody of this song since me and Tek listened to it so much in GTAIV, I was surprised by how obscure the original song actually is since it's such a jam
TEKNORAT
They're the Troll Squad
They'll make you lose your faith in God
You'll be begging to get perma-IP-banned by a mod
Elezzzark and Bob Hughes look like they know they're being out-posted by a goodone reason.
Director's Commentary: parody of Elz' trademark phrase "by a bad reason"
BOB HUGHES
could do with some more pills right about now
ELEZZZARK
throw at garbage bad medicines, pendejo
Director's Commentary: another bizzare thing Elz has said, "bad medicines" are the cause of his deafness
TEKNORAT
Hungry HurlyBird swoops down from the skies
To steal your eighth helping of McDonald's french fries
FAT STEVEY
not the fries!
RUBY
And tears will begin to fill your homo eyes
When my sloth gives your shitty thread 0 motherfucking replies
FANFARE
At my leisure, Zoy Zebra will link you to last measure
Your screen will be filled with gore and gay scat much to your displeasure
Director's Commentary: used this shot in this order since I wanted to show Stevey on-screen for his interjection I wrote into the lyrics as if he's our hype man, of course him being concerned with fries is because he weighed like 320lbs in 2010
RUBY
Trollinator now
Modeled after Summer Glau
So sexy wow
Her cyborg pussy I love to plow
She's executed more motherfuckers than Chairman Mao
She'll phone your house and call your mom a fat ugly cow
Director's Commentary: friendly reminder for all the braindead tankies out there that Mao has the highest kill count in history because the brainlet thought ordering everyone to scare away sparrows with pots and pans would stop them eating crops but really they were eating the crickets that would eat the crops and millions of people starved en mass, thanks communism!
TROLLINATOR
That's me! He's meantioning me! This indicates his emotional connection to me has risen by DRIVER_THOT715_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL which increases the chances of my mission's success by 0x80070057, TempleOSUpdate_8007002C, TempleOSUpdate_dt000, 0x80072ee7, 80070005, 80240020, 80246007, 80070004
Director's Commentary: these crashing codes are in ference to real bluescreens I've gotten and posted pictures of on the forum for IT help, THOT715 is in reference to a previous joke about her designation in T:SCC TOK715, TempleOS is in reference to the late great insane programmer Terry A. Davis's operating system he can talk to god with
Trollinator's CPU overheats and crashes.
Director's Commentary: I lucked out a lot that during almost every big fight sequence Knives is either unconcious or not present so that I can keep up the storyline that Trollinator is my bodyguard, she is only shown standing by as I get attacked once in the thread and it's so subtle hopefully you don't notice it
PISSJUGS
they're not that funny ya dildo!
Fag Finder: BoSteel, macpete, Eyaw_na
Director's Commentary: re-aranged the shot of Knives fainting for this bit of the lyrics for obvious reasons, "dildo" is something PJ uses as an insult a lot, note how her dialog is colored yellow in reference to her username (and her (not) being asian), that's another thing I've done a lot throughout the years, give someone a color matching their username, e.g. POC (Posters of Color) usually get a brownish color close to their skin-tone, ruby's are red and so is my posting color, big name female posters get a color somewhere between pink and purple, the more prominent posters to feature in my work like Tek and Stevey get a big primary color like default green or blue for themselves, ect
RUBY
Hot ass made of metal, her disses sting worse than a nettle
She'll put you in the oven like Hansel and mothafuckin Gretel
BARRY
JEW!!!
Director's Commentary: barry went down the alt-right rabbit hole and became very antisemitic circa 2013
RUBY
Killer robot from the future
She'll permanently mute'cha
She'd love nothing more than to point-blank shoot'cha
BARRY
you know I recent found out I got my own robot bodyguard, he's got a real big... gun, fully loaded to spray hot... lead on any guys that try to fuck... with me... wanna meet him?
Director's Commentary: had to add "recent found out" here to cover up a plot hole that it was mentioned previously that barry didn't know keith was a robot
Barry squeezes Boobz bicep and gives him a naughty look. Boobz looks confused. Sexually.
Director's Commentary: had a good brainblast to include the frequently anti-semitic Barry as the one whos creams "JEW!!!" in the song
RUBY
I'll fuck her while you bleed-out on the ground dying
DESOLATION
This is getting pretty hot, I'm leaving snail trails!
Director's Commentary: I got the term "snail trails" from "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps"
RUBY
And watch out fag my Imperial Eagle knows what you're implying
And Bullshit Bull, he knows when you're lying
And when my gimmicks roll on you there's no denying, bitch you're left crying
Director's Commentary: the phrase "snail trails" is something I heard in a z-list UK comedy show called Two Pints Of Larger And A Packet Of Crisps where a female character describes being aroused in the cinema watching a Brad Pitt movie
RUBY
Your forum's utterly dead according to my dalmatian
It's like the place's undergone a complete evacuation
TEKNORAT
And Race Swap Ruby hates you because you're an evil honkey Caucasian
FANFARE
And Gender Swap Ruby, she prays for every male on Earth's eradication
Gush glares evil daggers at Fanfare because she is cuter than her.
GUSH
just wait until I pop addies and go alpha mode, I'll ruin her life so bad it'll give me a wettie
Director's Commentary: this Gush line is in reference to something Reno told me Gush told him once, that'd take adderoll to stay up all night trolling in "alpha mode" and that it gets her wet to ruin peoples life, what a babe! "wettie" is in reference to Jennifer's Body
RUBY
I got a nickname for all my gimmicks
TEKNORAT
A female pedophile that I call Juliet
Doctor House knows how to get, you angry on the internet
RUBY
And my sharks shock images'll get you very upset
TEKNORAT
A gremlin who's uric acid and gout you cant escape
FAT STEVEY
i can't!
RUBY
My autoplay abuser I'm-a call EarRape Ape
Director's Commentary: another interjection from Stevey in reference to his constant battle to avoid getting gout that I wanted him on-screen for
TEKNORAT
A narwhale who's horn will leave your ass agape
RUBY
She goes nar-nar-nar nar-nar-nar-nar-na-
But suddenly!
Director's Commentary: originally I just cropped this image to be above their waists but I added in a bunch of no-namers from #?! and #wop IRC screencaps I found for ultra autisms sake, the tiny cutout pic of rooty reacting to the roof explosion is the same picture I used for General Doli choking him to death in my BrBa thread, from a pic of him weight lifting and looking like he's shitting his pants, originally the I assume lighting coordinator guy up in the rafters was an avatar Nyeusigrube had of a bat like the angle was a bat is up in the rafters but it didn't really work and was such a shitty avatar you couldn't tell what it was so I included her earlier as herself since the only thing notable about her is she's a girl, like all girl posters SQUAD W
M0NDE bursts into the forum!
M0NDE
MISTER CALABEEEEEEER!!!
Director's Commentary: when I was first watching this movie in cinemas I was thinking about this thread in my head and who I'd cast and the only evil X I didn't realize which poster they should be right away was actually this one since my first thought was reno since he has the emo look going on and I only figured reno would be Gideon when he was revealed at the end and that'd make Patel m0nde since I am actually not racist and don't see peoples races first
M0NDE
IT IS I!!!!
M0NDE
SID CHOUDHURI!!!
Fag Finder: PUBES, Pilleater, QuantumFlux, pussygalore, pro lurker, patricia alright, magictouch, crunchymunchy
Director's Commentary: yes that's m0nde's real year of birth the boomer fuck, m0nde once told me his parents real caste is his mother is Vaishyas (merchants) and his father is Kshatriyas (warriors) but Dalits are literally street sweepers and latrine cleaners so that's what I listed for meme reasons, the no-namers in the background were some of the first I added so I hadn't figured out that I had enough to go around to not have to use shitty square images of just a close up of a womans lips over somenoe's head and could have found some other place to put them in but I couldn't be fugged changing it
M0NDE
CONSIDER OUR FLAME WAR... BEGUN!!!
Director's Commentary: originally I was going to have the no-namer background posters appear even in the animated gifs, but then I realized most of the fight scenes take place around crowds and it'd take me until I die of old age to get that done so I decided to only include main characters in them to save time sp let's just pretend all the anonymous crowds are Guests on the forum lurking and reading the troll battles, if just having extras be anonymous black blobs is good enough for RWBY season 1 then it's good enough for this thread, rip Monty Oum
RUBY
oh jeez
oh boyo
oh jeezums squeezums
Director's Commentary: all dumb shit I say over and over again when playing video games
RUBY
oh tidly tunks
oh cock up me
wahwahweewah!
Director's Commentary: more dumb shit I really say when things aren't going well for me in video games
RUBY
look could we like time-out and do this once trollinator has defragged her risidual hacker data or whatever?
Director's Commentary: "risidual hacker data" is a turn of phrase I came out with when trying to get m0nde to explain to me how sometimes a thumbnail of an edited picture shows the original version somehow, never got a straight answer, something about a certain version of photoshop doesn't update the thumbnail when saving over the original file
RUBY
ok I specifically requested the opposite of this
Director's Commentary: another thing I say when getting owned in video games
BARRY
TROLL HIIIIIIIIM!!!!!
Director's Commentary: another shout out to Barry for pulling these funny ass faces for me 10 years ago
RUBY
tek, fanfare? drop a tune, something pedophilia themed for this boomer nonce
Director's Commentary: I came up with the idea for this song when I woke up one day and just heard the line "where I come from, you shut up when you get arrested" as "where I come from, you shut up when you get molested" and the kino started flowing, all these lines are in reference to real pedophilia allegations, originally I didn't have a song for this bit of the fight scene but I wanted to include every song I'd produced I could
RUBY
and stevey... hold my phallus!
RUBY
time to go to work
Director's Commentary: reference to a time I said this in DayZ after Tek had been knocked out and I had to go fight a bunch of enemies only to find he had managed to knock them all out too so I was just walking around executing unconcious people and he was imagining I was in some hella epic gunfight, in turn I was referencing Deadpool's line in the godawful X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie just before one of it's rare cool scenes
Director's Commentary: the stats the pop-up for a split second here read "defence: projecting +2 aspy rage +4 deflecting +3 ad hominem +2" coulda probably come up with some funnier stats but I made this gif literally 10 years ago when I was only extremely funny rather than the funniest poster ever
M0NDE
yeah actually isn't it time you got a real job you don't really contribute anything to societ-
Director's Commentary: while making my neon demon thread I developed an extremely high level technique to make these autistic parody gifs things but as webms and they could even include audio so can have music and sound effects from the movie but I decided the way I parody the fights as move for move as line for lines in a troll battle needs each image to be a short burst of action rather than a lot of dialog and then a 1 minute long clip and it would flow a lot better as a fast paced reading experience if the reader didn't have to manually click play on clips aaaaand also it'd be way too much work to redo the gifs I already made lel but I plan to use this idea for another megathread project I have planned which's action scenes are going to be gunfight heavy which are usually more slowly paced and sound effect dependent than hand to hand fight scenes
RUBY
NO U!!!
Director's Commentary: I still remember when this meme phrase "came out" and was used everywhere, almost as groundbreaking as "u mad"
Director's Commentary: glad I made the decision to have these gifs have as few frames as I could get away with so they would be larger pixel wise as it looks way better than my absolutely tiny LOST era gifs where you can barely see who's cuttout head is on who in wideshots because I tried to gif entire scenes in 200 odd frames rather than in this thread where each gif is usually only about 25 to 50 frames
Everyone is amazed at Ruby's amazing rebuttal.
DESOLATION
GODDAMN LITTLE SON! PogChamp
Director's Commentary: since I wrote this line PogChamp has been removed from twitch.tv as the streamer who's face this emote is tweeted in support of Trump supporters storming the U.S. Capitol building lmao
RUBY'S SISTER
BREK IZ DOWP!!! BOOT IZ BAHOOKIE!! CUNDIE THA BLUD OOT EZ SAIR HURDIES!!! CLATTER INTAE AN DOT THU BARGYIN' GOWK FAE STARTINA STRAMASH!!! HEZ NAE A FLAG TATTIE-BOGLE!! JUNK HEZ HONS AN DICHT THAE FLAIR WI' THU NYAFF FECHTER!!! BLOOTER THA BEG FEERTIE CRABBIT CLARTY GALOOT INNA NUTN GEEIMA KEEKER!!!
Translation: Break his ass. Kick his ass. Drain the blood out of his sore buttocks. Colide into and punch the arguing fool for starting a brawl. He's not a scary scarescrow. Dodge his hands and wipe the floor with the lame fighter. Hit the big cowardly bad tempered soiled clumsy person in the head and give him a black-eye.
BOOBZ
BASH THE WOG CUNT!
BARRY
DO HIM RAWDOG!
M0NDE
lulz, so you think you can troll?
JACK BAUER (whispering in background)
Chloe, we've got an arab male, late 50s, approximately 5'4" 250lbs, initiating an attack, where's my back-up?
Director's Commentary: originally the second line here was just barry yelling off-screen "he's a terrorist" but then I noticed I literally had Camoron's alt Jack Bauer in there so gave him a more fleshed out version of that line as a shoutout to a show I used to watch all the time
Director's Commentary: Hiro Nakamura in the back represents m0nde's discord friend Hero, this character being in the same frame as Jack Bauer is in reference to Alan Moore's League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, that's extremely dense and obscure references were an inspiration for this thread, that had cameos of these two characters in the same panel too
M0NDE
I'll troll you, keknofat, steffies AND manfare!
Director's Commentary: all three unfunny nicknames tryhard Sid has given those three posters
Director's Commentary: originally there were three frames missing from m0nde running up at the end so thats why it briefly gets a bit brighter from having those frames added in but it looks better than being jumpy
RUBY
why dont you go come up with some unfunny nicknames for your dog? OH WAIT HES DEAD!!!
Director's Commentary: m0nde's dog Bosley was among the OG generation of forum dogs who are all dead by now
RUBY'S SISTER
YAAAAAAAS MIN GET INNNNNNNNNNNNN! GUAN YERSEL!! FOOKIN MON THEN YA CUNT!!! FOOKIN BATTER IM!!!!
Translation: Yes man get in. Go on yourself. Fucking come on then you cunt. Fucking beat him.
RUBY
JUST LIKE BOSTON LOVE FORUMS!!!
Director's Commentary: m0nde used to run a message board for Boston Terrier owners called "boston love" since these dogs are so inbred they need constant special care due to their fucked up breathing problems, like every single other message board on the internet other than rubynet it has since shut-down and moved to facebook instead since it was mostly visited by boomers anyway
RUBY'S SISTER
KNOCK FOOK OOT IM!!!!! SORT IM RIGH OOT!!!!!! GEEZ AE SOUND BARNEY BELTER!!!!!!! NAE DANGER YA DANCER!!!!!!!!
Translation: Knock the fuck out of him. Sort him right out. Give us a proper thrilling fight. You are in no danger you skilled person.
FAT STEVEY
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
TEKNORAT
ITS REAL NOW ITS REAL NOW!!
FANFARE
OWNED PITHY PLEB PIPSQUEAK!!
Director's Commentary: something fanfare once said on IRC, something stevey once said in L4D when owning a Hunter and Tek's line is a quote he told me from his old mentally ill incel roommate but I don't think he ever actually told me the context
Ruby unleashes his gish gallop combo.
Director's Commentary: gish galloping is something politics streamer Destiny is often accused of doing during debates
RUBY
you hindu doo-doo apu pooskinned punjab paki macaca mahout kumar kuthi diaperhead dothead desi dunecoon brain biting bollywood bastard bindi barbar bitch corpsewater cowkissing currycunt napkin niggerface spicerubbing slurpee slinging sanjay swami shitskin slumdog smelly-hair homo hadji Harold & Coomer Hindiana Jones!
Director's Commentary: this string of insults was partially taken from the one good joke in a script I wrote for a parody of Community where there's a paintball gun that rapid fires racial slurs, written with the help of the racial slur database Max Goldberg started click HERE to view it although I came up with some on my own, such as "slumdog smelly-hair" and "Harold & Coomer", unless someone uses those in a hate crime or something then they're not my idea at all actually, there are 49 slurs here as that's how high the counter is going in the gif
Director's Commentary: the "racism log" is in reference to the amazing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance's "combat log" combo counter, even using the same font
RUBY
gaspumping gangraping ganges gulping ganesh groping girly gupta gay gandhi git!!!
Director's Commentary: saved up all the racial slurs begining with G for this gag, note how the hit counter is counting up 11 hits and there's 11 words in my combo of racial slurs
RUBY
when you made alison orgasm did you say "thank you please come again"?
oh wait you never could!!!
Director's Commentary: Alison is m0nde's ex-wife we would often make fun of for being fat and plain looking
Director's Commentary: my alienware famously had 64GB of RAM, editing the "hit counter" to be a "slur counter" was a joke I added literally 3 days before posting
M0NDE
......now we're getting started, rubbs!
Director's Commentary: a nf nickname he's given me
RUBY
...fandabbydozy...
Director's Commentary: catchphrase from the Scottish comedy act The Krankies that I picked up from my parents and have used in gaming banter
Fag Finder: stagger, Spence!, soman, snackanddrink, Space Shadow, saws, http---www-youtube-com-watch-v=dQw4w9WgXcQ, Running Gag, Sheriff Hudson, sherlock, Saruman, Shitposterman, Raptor Jesus, Ramen's Third Chin
Director's Commentary: I knew even upon my first viewing of this movie that these "vs" shots would make for great images, the dude who's head is a nerf gun is another example of an avatar I'd have placed as an item somewhere if I were including him now adays and not ten years ago
The blubbery brown bastard explodes in laughter like the 6th Buddha Maitreya Bodhisattva.
Director's Commentary: second part of this sentance is in reference to a post StompleB once made about m0nde
M0NDE
pffhaAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
well well well, you're quite the autismal retard...
Director's Commentary: tried to capture the spluttering nature of how m0nde's laugh sounds
Director's Commentary: originally the back of Scott's shirt says "Mass Teen Fainting", a Plumtrees album, but I edited it to say "Mass Teen Baiting" since I am extremely funny as this is a reference to "baiting" the teenagers who populated the forum in those days to troll them but it also reads similar to the word "masturbating" or just "mass teen baiting" with baiting as in short for masturbating, with m0nde being notorious for creepily chatting to teenagers, the "days since last brawl" counter has been reset in the background
M0NDE
cala-ber!
Director's Commentary: think I did a good job altering the lighting on the no-namers in the background there, felt they were too prominent to just be left blank like in the action scenes, also I considered making a gif out of the cool scene where Patel blows the dust off of his shoulders but the no-namers were too prominent in the background and it'd be too much of a ball ache to edit them in
RUBY
what's your fucking problem, bobblehead?
Director's Commentary: a racial slur I invented myself just now based on how Indians wobble their head instead of nodding to indicate "yes" like every other culture, ties into the motion Patel's making in that gif
M0NDE
my NAME!... is SID CHOUDHURI!!!
Director's Commentary: stevey head trashing in the background is from a gif of him, well, doing that, that I was searching for an excuse to include all thread... insightful commentary, huh?!
M0NDE
and I am dessoh's FIRST!...
Fag Finder: Ventolin, SaveYourself, tomphan, ladymadeanna, Mizaa, UBERHAX0R111, Jack Ruby, smokey pete, Lily's Ghost, Smelly Farts
Director's Commentary: there's some bits in the movie where Matthew Patel blows dust off of his shoulders, cockily jostles his head, raises a fist and draws his hands in an exadurated OK symbol that could have been funny to animate but would have just taken too many gifs and it woulda annoyed me that the crowd in the background would be too hard to edit avatars over but be too obviously unedited, the new meme alt Lily's Ghost is holding a bottle with the ezmanga forums logo on it, a forum Lily took over and killed, tomphan was a barry alt I let troll me just to be nice to him once
M0NDE
evil... internet... boyfriend!
Director's Commentary: I considered gifing this shot where Patel does some (intentionally) cringy shoulder shake as he delivers his lines but the hand moving across all the no-namers in the background I'd be forced by autism to edit in would have just been too much effort to cut out so I made it these images with cutouts of high rez m0nde pix to justify it, added a quick anachronistic meme of the ADL getting trolled into saying the OK sign is a hate symbol, red border of it implies Trollinator is calling up this info on her HUD
RUBY
her what?
he get you to show bob and vagana or something?
Director's Commentary: bob and vagana is in reference to an infamous text message from a creepy Indian coomer and was referenced in Pewdiepies music video that's gotten more views than most professional studio music videos kek, based and redpilled
RUBY'S SISTER
yer heed gubbed ayr summit ya pranet? houdye thall ah braw bowfin dotheed edgysa bushdodger sleekit roona weans hame aena schemey ya grass taea polis? fookin ell min wudny geeza gob pech scunner aw hony ayrevme tapa faea hapney!
ye gaun steek yer lugs ya toolbox hoachin' minge?
Translation: Is your head broken or something, you idiot? How did you endure a strong smelling dot head who looks like a pedophile sneaking around a children's home on a council scheme you snitch to the police? Fucking hell, man. Wouldn't give that mouth breather I strongly dislike a handjob or even my top off for a half-penny! You going to refuse to listen, you foolish swarming with bugs woman's pubic hair? | only learned the word "thall" (endure) when my mum used it for the first time to me as I was losing my mind from cracked tooth pain and I thought I was losing my ability to process language for a second
BARRY
didn't catch any of that and I'm aussie, something about Ho Chi Minh?
Director's Commentary: been saving up that "hoaching minge"/"Ho Chi Minh" joke for a while, although I doubt Barry would know who that is lol
BOOBZ
SHES A FUCKING RACEMIXER!!!
DESOLATION
So we were talking about Time Displacement Equipment, guys?
M0NDE
but seriously when are you going to move out of your parents house?
you can't just be a manchild forever
RUBY
dude you're like 55 years old and live in some womans basement you fat loser lmao
Director's Commentary: I actually left writing the dialog for the actual fight gifs, where the characters in the movie don't have any lines, to like the last 2 years well after I had actually made the gifs, I tried to sync the dialog up to the choreography of the fight moves in the gifs, such as here m0nde launches two attacks before I launch my own, neither side landing a hit
M0NDE
I'm focusing on my career, but of course you wouldn't understand a decision like that
RUBY
you mean your career working for your dad?
I guess it's a good thing alison didn't love you enough to have a kid with you
so now you don't have to pay child support ontop of the alimony
M0NDE
it's really sad you don't even know how finances work :/
you even have to ask your dad to buy you new versions of photoshop lulz
Director's Commentary: all m0nde's dialog is something he's really said at one point, I put some effort into looping this gif in a smooth fashion
M0NDE
I'm just concerned for you is all
when will you be able to support yourself?
you need to stop leaching off your parents eventually
maybe you can move to texas and dessoh can be your new mummy
but that would make me your step-dad
hope you don't mind playing "monster under the covers"!
RUBY
it kind of gives the game away that you're concern trolling if you literally start off by saying "I'm just concerned"
Director's Commentary: concern trolling is definately m0nde's main trolling style, it's funny how it legitimately gets under the skin of almost everyone on the forums, tried to get this gif to loop nicely
M0NDE
go ahead, don't listen, never grow up, be a dependent little kid forever and never have any adult responsibilities
RUBY
uhhh ok I will?
M0NDE
then you'll never get a real girlfriend, you won't even get to e-date dessoh!
Director's Commentary: dialog here syncs up with Scott avoiding the attacks as I avoid growing up kek
RUBY
wait! we're trolling over deso?
M0NDE
didnt you get my e-mail about it?
RUBY
more like did I get your e-coli about it
Director's Commentary: reference to the emails I am seen opening and ignoring previously, I'm referencing India having a big problem with e-coli from people shitting in the streets too much
RUBY
and no I never read anything you say, they're usually just some fake gossip or random picture off of google
M0NDE
WTF?! ALL MY FORUM GOSSIP IS COMPLETELY TRUE!!!
RUBY
you literally make up random bullshit all the time dude
M0NDE
I'm the most popular poster, everyone tells me everything!
Director's Commentary: m0nde gossips more than chinese housewives at the salon, note I still have a tiny fanfare face in the background
M0NDE
every single girl to ever post on these forums chats to me on skype!
RUBY
those girls are creeped out by you m8, you're like three times their age you pedo
M0NDE
they love me so much I even attended aber's wedding!
Director's Commentary: see the first still image in this thread for a pic of m0nde at abers wedding on the fridge
RUBY
then why didn't you stop it and save her from getting beaten by DiKKy Heartiez?
M0NDE
adult relationships are very complicated but I know you wouldn't understand since you can't even talk to girls hahahaha
Director's Commentary: aber really did marry a GNAA troll from the ytmnd vent server who domestically abused her, love this top-down shot in the film
RUBY
you suck at trolling as bad as you suck at left 4 dead!
M0NDE
oh he really thought I wasn't doing that on purpose lulz
RUBY
you were, you couldn't even work out how to climb a ladder!
M0NDE
I just wanted to hear you rage out!
Director's Commentary: this is in reference to a youtube video m0nde made trolling me in L4D: click HERE to view it
M0NDE
every time I "accidentally" startled the "wetch" you fell for it!
people are only "friends" with you so they can laugh at you sperging out!
RUBY
you could get a job at the cinema with those projection skills bro
Director's Commentary: I missed a brief fanfare face over Kim in the background for like 5 pixels for one shot, too lazy to fix
M0NDE
you just can't tell the difference because you never had any friends in real life!
Director's Commentary: like the changing expressions in this gif, I actually had 3 friends I'd hang out with for like 3 years in school and have had 1 friend I've known since we were like 4 but I only see him like once a year to go to the movies together and now that's down to going to his house for some gathering once every 2 years
M0NDE
go back to your hugbox before you have a 'tism attack!
Director's Commentary: talking about hugboxes was a forced m0nde meme well before it became common internet paralance for an echochamber/safe space
M0NDE
and that's gg, BRAH!
BARRY
hey sid!
why'd your wife leave ya mate?
M0NDE
w-we just had d-different career paths
SHAKES
as what, the hippo in a zoo?
even I get hot af hoes like gush, ur wife was nasty!
M0NDE
sh-shes beautiful on the inside!
Director's Commentary: I've never really talked to Shakes but wanted to give him a line since he's always been around the forums and is apart of the clay/deso/reno DOTA2 crew and used his line to sneak in the foreshadowing that he's been Gush'd too which I actually only found out in the past year, in previous versions of this thread this line was for Akiraaaaaaa comparing m0nde's wife to how ugly French women are but it wasn't really working since that's not something Akira would say, French women are usually pretty hot and he'd already appeared previously in the party scene, although in the movie it does appear that the actor as the same guy, as a lot of the minor characters actually reapear frequently
RUBY
yeah why did your wife leave you?
M0NDE
I-I j-just k-k-kept insisting we d-do f-facesitting alright!
RUBY
did her immense weight gave you brain damage and thats why you have such a bad stutter now?
Director's Commentary: m0nde has a stutter IRL, which I introduce more the more he gets owned, since it seems to be triggered by stress
M0NDE
you're jealous as faurk!
I've actually had sex!
and you're going to be an unemployed!
spergin virgin!
manchild!
for life!
RUBY
sorry "brah" but your throwing-shit-at-a-wall-and-seeing-what-sticks lazy troll style won't work on me
Director's Commentary: another common technique m0nde uses a lot to troll is to just make fun of every aspect of a person until he gets a big reaction and knows to harp on that point, sort of like the saying "you get the most flak when you're over the target", it's actually a pretty good way to get any sort of information out of most people
Director's Commentary: for this gif I cut out half the frames since it was going to be too long and have to be a too small a size but I noticed that simply removing every second frame and lowering the frame rate from 0.05 to 0.07 makes it look like it's animating at pretty much the same speed, if a little jittery, but it works fine for the more methodical easy to visually follow moves like Scott's here rather than super fast moves that need a smooth gif
RUBY
you're really internet friends with this guy?
DESOLATION
Yeah, well... a while ago I was in this forum war over a stolen gif of one of my favorite actresses and these baby posters from Ebaums World gave me a megavirus.
Fag Finder: Pachamama, Devastation, Lividum, Nocturnal, Eric Bauman, EvaMonkey, Neil Bauman
Director's Commentary: featured here is Eric Bauman and his father Neil from ebaums world as this flashback is in reference to the YTMND vs. EbaumsWorld war Deso served in, click HERE to read about it, note the Lindsay Lohan gif in Eric's arms which is what it was over, the Sun is no-namer Pachamama since he was the first circular avatar I found in my folder and the four no-namers are users I saved from the Ebaums World forums when I was making a gif from the Watchmen movie featuring Max meeting Eric and Neil, click HERE to view it
DESOLATION
But they didn't know I chatted with...
Him...
Sid "Hide Your Kid" Choudhuri
Director's Commentary: reference to all the nicknames for Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get The Kids In His Van" Schneider
DESOLATION
M0nde's the best IT guy I know so whenever I have computer problems he helps me out.
Director's Commentary: deso's ring is the orange ytmnd star that also appears on Ramona's bag
DESOLATION
And we hacked the baby posters back.
Director's Commentary: I went with making these images transparent png files and smaller than usual to differentiate these drawn flashbacks further in a way only a megathread format could, the matrix code in the energy blast there was a late addition to the image, to indicate hacking
DESOLATION
We DDoS'd for days and days.
Director's Commentary: I went back and edited in younger pictures of Miley from the Hannah Montana days before she got into real pop music in 2010 since this is a flashback and I liked how I used young LiLo pix for the later flashbacks so both StompleB and m0nde look like pedos as the memes accusing them of being goes but the photoshop files for these pngs had fucked up so I just pasted the new Miley cutout heads over the older old ones, a dirty edit but it gets the job done, EbaumsWorld suffered heavy DDoSing during the war, I like the clashing colors of the bluescreen effect and the matrix code effect
DESOLATION
Nothing can beat m0nde's Indian tech-support hacker skills.
DESOLATION
We've only cybered once but he kept wanting to cum on my braces.
Director's Commentary: m0nde's actual fetish
Director's Commentary: only one of these pngs I remade since prior I had used the same kissy Miley face as the scene with me in Ramona's bed and I knew I had to go full gross-out after seeing this Hannah Montana era pic of her
DESOLATION
And he's always cyber stalking underage girls, I don't even like him that much.
RUBY
dude, wait, indian tech support hacker ski-
M0NDE
chut up! you fucking bitch, dessoh! I should hack your shit!
Director's Commentary: all cringy things m0nde has really said before
Mr. Choudhuri suddenly bursts into a Bollywood style song and dance.
This is by far the worst part of this thread.
Director's Commentary: this is in reference to how whenever anyone says they can't stand this movie they always use this scene as an example
This is the music that his routine is set to.
Director's Commentary: this is a real music video made by the UN to try and encourage Indians to, well, poo in the loo, because 550 million fucking people were just shitting in the streets for various reasons (like being scared of witches in toilets lol), leading half of all Indian food to have e-coli in it, the project was vastly successful and they have gotten people who open defecate down to only 50 million, so unironically good job
M0NDE
iiiiiiiif yoouuu tryyyyyy to trooooll meeeeeeeee
I'll haaaaaack your peeeeeee ceeeeee
Director's Commentary: this really is the worst part of the movie since all musicals are inherently cringe, however it's maybe the least cringe musical sequence in cinema history since the suspention of disbelief has already been challeneged by the hyper-reality of the fight scene and it fits the movie since as Edgar Wright says it's basically a musical but instead of bursting into song and dance characters burst into fighting during bit emotional moments, also I'm not even sure you could have the indian character do a bollywood routine in a western movie in [the current year] without getting cancelled
RUBY'S SISTER
halp ma boab haud yer wheesht an git tae fuck ya pure men'al dafty sook spanner we dinny fancy bung stapit foo ah keech crabit tunes doon roon ere!
Translation: Help me God, shut up and fuck off, you very insane scared stupid fool, we don't like very full of shit old songs down around here.
M0NDE
cus you're just not fuuuuuuuu-nnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
M0NDE
all your gimmicks suck
especially that buuuuuuu-nnyyyyyyyyyyy
Director's Commentary: reference to troll squad member Unfunny Bunny
M0NDE
brah brah, brah brah brah brah
brah brah, brah brah brah braaahhhhhhh
Director's Commentary: I couldn't be fucked putting the cast on the balcony in in the background but they're just out of focus enough that hopefully you don't notice, m0nde says "brah" a lot since he's a cringe boomer
M0NDE
there is but ONE god
and his name is ALLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Director's Commentary: the one finger in the air thing is something muslims seem to do a lot to indicate that they follow the one god of Allah
FAT STEVEY
I thought he was a 7/11 not a 9/11?
Director's Commentary: reference to how m0nde differentiates Hindus from Muslims
TEKNORAT
hes a 10/10 troll for sure!
idk why allison ever left him!
FANFARE
no offense but allison is seriously like if haylie spent the next 30 years of her life eating cheeseburgers and getting smashed in the face with a hammer
so still too good for him
Director's Commentary: thats m0ndes wife allison, first sentence is copy and pasted directly from something fanfare once posted posted about her, the hippo memes are edits Reno made, thought bubble is cropped from a fanfare meme of Haylie thinking about posters during a night out from like 2005
M0NDE
I'll make you smell my spicy curry farts, dawg!
Director's Commentary: I added the Matrix code to m0nde's fire here and in other images like in the flashback .pngs but couldn't be fucked adding them to the gifs too and it didn't really look good visually and just confused this "spicy curry farts" line so I left it out, m0nde calls people "dawg" a lot
M0NDE
on facebook I stalk all the underage tarts, PAWG!
Director's Commentary: when m0nde kept using the term "pawg" I thought he was refering to "pogs" the stupid collectable cardboard coin things since he needs to le ebin mispell everything to force a meme but he was instead refering to his love for Phat Ass White Girls and he's never let me forget this simply wacky misunderstanding
PAULREUBENS
tell 'em sid!
RAMEN
tell 'em sid!
TERROR BABY
tell 'em sid!
GABI
tell 'em sid!
Director's Commentary: at the time a decade ago I was most comfortable making these four forum girls the demon hipster chicks since I had the least other funny things to say about them, which is a good thing really, I still don't have much funny to say about Paulreubens aka Artemis or Gabi other than I think Paulreubens might be jewish and I used to watch movies with Gabi until stevey chased her off the forums by telling her he'd eat a bowel of her underwear, although since then Terror Baby, born into a muslim family, has married jewish poster LOLWhales which is like some modern day Romeo & Juliet (not the gimmick character), who Max Goldberg himself caught discussing meeting his wife on a YTMND forum so of course went to Tek to ask who this was who of course went to me who of course knew this since I hoard useless information like this, also I've learned since then that Terror Baby used to assist with aboritons which is inherently funny, but Ramen became a major lolcow when iwascruel found her nudes on /b/ and she somehow became even funnier when she lost weight and became hot but then married an Airforce guy and became an anti-immigration Trump supporting military wife type despite being Peurto Rican lmao
M0NDE
I get all, the forum guuuurlzzzzzz
Director's Commentary: I was struggling to find places to put the remaining forum girls but having them be the girls m0nde stalks on facebook as Patel's hipster demon chicks was quite the brain blast, and yes he creepily follows all these girls social medias to this day
M0NDE
because my posts, bring in all the luuuuulzzzzzzz
Director's Commentary: "lulz" is something m0nde says constantly, thought my editing of his face in front of the flickering flames on the hand was alright here but coulda been better
PAULREUBENS
L!
RAMEN
U!
TERROR BABY
L!
GABI
Z!
Director's Commentary: got lucky here where their arm movements can kinda look like they're spelling out "lulz" instead of "slick" as they share an L
M0NDE
I'll make highbrow reference, to indian words!
Director's Commentary: I like the use of changing faces on matthew fox here and the detail of the other posters faces on the stage, although for the shot where Scott flips around I didn't bother to edit over Patel or the demon hipster chicks since there was too much smoke and lighting and objects in front of them to edit around and your eye is drawn to the motion anyway
M0NDE
my spicy curry, will give you lava turds!
Director's Commentary: m0nde often complains about diarrhea since he's such a beta male he's an indian who can't handle spices
Director's Commentary: more good use of switching Matthew Fox heads from intense, to bamboozled to injured and scared
M0NDE
all your gimmicks have gotten old, especially care frog!
Director's Commentary: reference to Troll Squad member Care Frog who appears later in this thread
ELEZZZARK
you should to use shoulder dash t-
Director's Commentary: Elz once claimed he "shoulder dashed" his sister through a door, since he learned about the english words for fighting moves from pokemon games I presume
Gush and The Trolled are caught in the shitposting crossfire.
Director's Commentary: more slick choice of Matthew Fox heads as he goes from screaming to relieved but still concerned
M0NDE
I'll rape your asshole, like I used to my dog!
Director's Commentary: this is a reference to the forum gifs I made out of the movie 300, I had done quite a lot of this scene before getting the brain blast that the cymbal that defeats Patel could be a call-back to those gifs, Leonidas' shield having that symbol on it is in turn a reference to an in-joke ROY4L and I had where he found a celtic knot, a type of symbol from Scottish history, featuring two dogs, making it a "dogknot", in turn in reference to that part of a dogs anatomy often referenced by furries and bestiality fans (like Teknorat kek) on backwater troll forums, so this cymbal reference is like four references deep, the joke being that while m0nde really does keep track of everyones gimmicks (he even inspired me to make this list of them on my freewebs, click HERE to view it) which I tried to show with his references to my gimmicks in his song, even he couldn't prase the four layers deep autistic in-joke that is that dogknot shield
RUBY (inner monologue)
just what I need, an obsecure enough in-joke that even someone as obsessive as m0nde won't remember it! my celtic dogknot shield from my 300 gifs!
Director's Commentary: this joke is in reference to gifs you can watch HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE
RUBY
well now you can fuck bosley again... IN HELL!!!
M0NDE
this is impossible, how can I be trolled?!
Director's Commentary: was holding on all thread to this cutout pic of m0nde looking completely befuddled and angry which is what you'd expect from a fat indian nerd trying to snorkle
RUBY
I'll tell you: it's because...
Director's Commentary: needed some added visual detail in the background so brought back the rooties bettles gag where they spell out a swastika as I am about to defeat a brown menace, also added kino where the swastika was originally a hindu symbol
RUBY
YOU'RE TOO OLD!!!
Director's Commentary: m0nde used to be the oldest poster, having at least 10 years on every other poster, but that was before the lizards arrived, who were all 35+ and we even have 65+ year olds now with Lily and Bev
There is a commotion heard behind m0nde IRL. It's his landlady. He's been staying up too late being noisy on the internet. He starts having a tanty without realizing his mic is still on.
M0NDE
listen this this is my only two days off and I'm forced to go live u-up here with you even though I've told you for like 6 months that I want to move downstairs- I want my peace you know- for umm you know...
yes at 2 o'clock in the morning! whether its 3 o'clock or 5 o'clock in the morning!
BARRY
tell her you want to deepthroat
Director's Commentary: timbo really did make this interjection when we heard this IRL, mad lad!
M0NDE
so what! its its not- these are all h-high efficiency lights, so what? it it really b-bothers me wh-when I'm paying $750 dollars to live in a small little room and you're d-saying all this- listen! it's f-for a downstairs ap-ap-appartment I've l-looked at this stuff, it costs about $450 to live in this kind of room- dont- g-g-give me all that fucking bullshit!
ah fuck k, m-missed what wh-what it i-it even fucking um ehh said over here now I have to get-get
m0nde's landlady beats the stupid stuttering sambo Sid up IRL.
Director's Commentary: I think this injury m0nde suffered was just from slipping on ice, but the above dialog is a direct transcript of a time in DayZ where his landlady burst in to yell at him for being too loud and that was his response, the best part was that despite him, me, Tek and Barry squabbling like headless chickens to try and co-ordinate in the game the other three of us instantly got the cue to shut up so I could record m0nde's pathetic post-divorce homelife strife, the comment from barry was really made at the time, click HERE to view the DayZ video this took place in
Having been revealed to be the biggest loser on the forums (which is really saying something!) he is owned for life and drops his bitcoin wallet while quitting forever.
Director's Commentary: I feel like maybe I shoulda come up with a singular meme thing to refer to the dropped coins as but I think it works fine being a different money-related joke each time, not sure if m0nde actually uses bitcoin but if anyone does it'd be him
RUBY
sweet, his dowry, I'll give it back to Alison so she doesn't get bride-burned
TEKNORAT
gettin a-rab money! gettin a-rab money!
Director's Commentary: reference to Busta Rhymes' Arab Money which Teknorat parodied and is used ITT later on
FAT STEVEY
you know mass effect 2 is on sale just saying im juuuust saying
Director's Commentary: reference to the $1,433.87 USD I spent on stevey buying him steam games, unironically
Director's Commentary: rootbeers dog Roxy is seen on the stage humping the amp
DESOLATION
Well... it was nice chatting with you, good luck trying to deep fry that buckfast stuff, tell your gay friends I said bye.
Director's Commentary: deep frying various food products or even household items is a common novelty offered by fish 'n' chip takeaway restaurants in Scotland, most famously mars bars, and buckfast is a popular tonic wine for teenagers to get drunk on here I'm sure someone's tried to deep fry
Director's Commentary: no-namer Vugar Mahmud's face is a bit fuzzy around Romona's finger here because I cut it out before adjusting the lighting on his face years later and couldn't be fucked cutting it out again
RUBY'S SISTER
wit yon boot ya coo?
MATT!!! YA MANKY JOBBY JABBER PLANK YAE!!! AM FIZZIN!! WEWIZ MENTAE COORY TAE THA MARA ANAW!!!
Translation: What are you on about you cow? Matt! You dirty gay male idiot you! I'm angry, we were meant to cuddle until tomorrow as well!
RUBY'S SISTER
ALL LAMP YIZ LUGS YA LIPPY SHITEGASH!!!
AN DUNRO ALL GIZYA'A GLASGAE NIP, BRIEFCASE ROONA HEED, SMILE ANA SENDAFF!!!
Translation: I'll hit your ears you cheeky shitcunt. And Barry, I'll give you a Glasgow kiss, briefcase around the head, smile and a send-off. (Galsgow Kiss = headbutt, Glasgow Briefcase = brick in a bag to hit someone with, Glasgow Smile = cut someones cheeks open, Glasgow Sendoff = fire a gun up someones asshole, yes there are four types of assault named after one Scottish city)
Director's Commentary: ah yes now I remember why I also made boobz this guy, since him and barry had an awkward dynamic where I think they lived in the same city and were always avoiding meeting up, great detail on the tongues if I do say so myself
RUBY
damn, this isnt even enough money to buy a new dog, no wonder he was so lonely
DESOLATION
He spent all his savings buying Barry steam games, come on, lets get out of here.
Director's Commentary: m0nde bought barry some game, I forget which, maybe CS:GO or something because it was cheaper in the US than Aus, and they squabled about him owing him like 20 bucks for months
RUBY
what kind of loser would do that h-heh
Director's Commentary: reference to me spending $2,067.63 USD total on buying other people, usually men since I am gay, from the forums video games, unironically
Deso and Ruby log out of forumicon.
ROOTBEER
huh, so bob wasn't an immortal vampire afterall... since gush and elz and him got killed by spicy curry farts....
ROOTBEER
I guess that means fjs actually does win for the first time...
your prize is a years supply of ear candles from the health & more Store
Director's Commentary: reference to the ear candles, a totally made-up woo treatment, he sold at his store that went under in under a year
TEKNORAT
I dedicate this victory to my online girlfriend lisa who I'm totally for real going to meet up with and fuck with these two fingers
ROOTBEER
uh alright, thanks for checking out my forum everyone, keep it one hundo guys!
I need to go buy a plane ticket...
Fag Finder: pontiph
Director's Commentary: reference to Teknorat trolling Rootbeer into flying from the US to Australia after pretending he was going to fuck Lisa since he knew he had a crush on her, this resulted in Rooty spending something like $30,000 in gifts in the form of a new ipad, jewlery, paying off her car to try and win Lisa over but since he would prematurely ejaculate whenever they tried to have sex she would prefer to flirt with Tek on the phone talking about how she wants to suck him off and Tek even heard him yelling "WHY DON'T YOU EVER WANT TO SUCK MY DICK?" in the background, this lead to Rooty trying to rape Lisa but she just kicked him in the balls and punched him in the nose since she is a badass, and since she has been getting sexually assaulted her entire life she didn't care much at all and I had to ask her if she'd call that attempted rape if it happened to another woman to get her to understand that's rape, Tek ended up trolling Lisa to driving 50 miles to a hotel for sex to stand her up having to get me to call her up and let her know she'd been trolled as he was at work and since Lisa wasn't going to do anything about Rooty I posted a recording (click HERE to view it) of PissJugs talking about him trying to buy her gifts to flirt with him knowing his wife Debra would see it which lead to her divorcing him lmao, oh and the insignia on the back of user Jay's jacket is user sniper666's avatar who I recently found out was a ytmnd forums OG from looking at old screenshots
Trollinator reboots.
TROLLINATOR
FJS wins again!
Director's Commentary: "fjs wins again" was a catchphrase of stevey's, this is where I stopped making images in 2011 and didn't start again for another 3 years as I was doing other autistic projects (read: DayZ addiction), but I worked on and off refining the script whenever I thought up a new joke or saw a post from someone I knew I had to reference
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