Director's Commentary: this posts title is a parody of the graphic novel Volume 4's title Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together

INT. #WOP ON EFNET - NIGHT

This slightly unnerving music starts autoplaying as the gang take a pizza break.


Director's Commentary: this song and the band Sex Stains got roped into the Pizzagate conspiracy theory to the extent that they had to issue a statement, seen in the description of this video, explaining how they are not apart of a secret illuminati child sacrafice cult as boomer wine moms mistake pareidolia for deduction

BARRY
huh, didn't know you could swallow solids too
Director's Commentary: joke being that Keith swallows Barry's cum

TEKNORAT
we're still gonna play transformice after this right? I may or may not have commited credit card fraud at 35,000 feet above sea level to get a new computer just to play that one flash game and I want to get my stolen money's worth

*rubs jew hands*
Director's Commentary: something Tek claims to have done but not to play Transformice on it, another clever joke about the characters hand motions

FANFARE
that game fucking SUCKS

TEKNORAT
but for some reason internet girls love it so its basically the last resort site to meet fat chicks on if you're desperate
Director's Commentary: joke about Teks proclivity for meeting fat internet girls in various chatrooms for sexual relationships

FANFARE
then why would you-oh...

TEKNORAT
stevey! you down for some transformice?


Director's Commentary: oooh boy where do we start, well first of all the joke here is obviously we are in the Comet Ping Pong pizzaria from the pizzagate conspiracy so you can see their supposed pedo dogwhistle laden menu and logos everywhere, across the street is Besta Pizza which is another pizzaria across the stret from CPP involved in the conspiracy theory, the logo for LOST is over the text that actually says "lost" on there in the movie, inside the restaraunt are two random pizza related memes I've seen posted a lot of a little black kid tipping a pizza like a hat and Dante from DMC wiping his forehead with his beloved pizza, up top is Cag's ex-bf dubbed "fishmonger" and the sign for his work Tek cyberstalked and called up to tell him what a whore his gf was, David Brock, a man at the center of the pizzagate, is a Pedestrian outside, on the window of our restaraunt are signs from supportive customers, an illuminati imagery laden poster from a band that played there, hanging from the cieling is a supposed statue of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims that hangs in Tony Podestas lobby lmao, an inappropriately sexy CGI pizza from some Pizza Hut commercial, outside is one of NYCs infamous pizza rats, on our table is a pizza I ejaculated on to show deso since I'm a freak like that, and signs left on a table from the YTMNSFWLondon meet-up, a last measure link and a DP shout-out written in salt and a Ted Stevens diss written in tea, some sort of sachet with "down n low" written on them that are a smiley on rubynet for some reason I assume in reference to the gay-slang down low, a leaflet advertising the band Sex Stains, a frame from a gif of a cat eating pizza, the pizza card from the suspiciously prescient Illuminati card game, a real button labeled "molest" I saw a pic of somewhere, and on the walls are pix of various celebrities eating pizza that you see in various pizzareas like reflected in the window is a pic of Bill Cosby having his first pizza after prison let's say this is in reference so the Blizzard devs "Cosby Suite" that finally got deso to quit WoW after 17 years, Elle Fanning in reference to my Neon Demon review thread), Obama (in reference to uhhh nothing to do with me, Louis C.K. in references to the cuck meme on /tv/, Taylor Swift and friends eating pizza while one of them is dressed in a dalmation costume in reference to my many memes about her and my dog, Brie Larson dabbing with a pizza, pornstar Lexi Belle who god knows why has fans on /tv/ who spam endless pix of her eating food, Ryan Gosling the star of many /tv/ memes, Anna Kendrick from this very movie, Peirce and Troy from Community in reference to Deso, Howard Dean and I's episode commentary and a planned megathread I was gonna make about their season 2 finale, George Bush who has been several posters avatars, the images comparing him to various chimps were the first memes I ever saw and I thought they were so funny I printed them out when I was like 10 lmao, The Rock having a pizza cheat day idk he's not really a forum reference I just like his movies, Maisie Williams who starred in Game of Thrones which I reviewed all of, the two nun assassins delivering pizza from the shit movie Violet & Daisy Deso and I watched together, Emma Roberts and her boyfriend she beats the fuck outta Evan Peters, crossdressing streamer Sneaky in his iconic pizza delivery girl outfit and Conan O'Brien is standing in for the user The Mentalist who had him as his avatar, other items that are also represnting posters are: "Icedpizza", a guy who registered just to tell the user "Antisera" to stop using his wife's stolen pictures off of reddit as their avatar lmao, "lac" represented by pictures of whatever the fuck the material lac is that's standing in for gout crystal toppings, "Raw Ketchup" is the ketchup, I googled "jrbaconch" and it came back with pictures of a jr. bacon cheeseburger so that's who that is on our table, "salami jr" is the salami slice on the pizza (fun fact last meat I ate was my 1 m8 irls dad buying me a ham pizza despite knowing I was vegeterian, he's just an absent minded autist kek) along with another pizza related in-joke of a slug and a kitkat from a time where I showed Stomple and m0nde a pic of a pizza I ordered that had some brown thing on it and they argued if it was a slug or a kitkat, there's a very anti-semitic characature on the pizza to the left made by some epic 4channer on some retarded design your own perfect pizza web game and a satirical Ben & Jerry's (which AFTER I added this dumb meme ITT became a forced in-joke from StompleB where he'd admonish me for eating it as they boycott Israel) flavor of icecream "That's Not What I Mint" in reference to Jordan B Peterson constantly being quoted out of context

FAT STEVEY
im down for trans girls no matter what animals they like hayooooo funniest thing posted in this thread so far fuc kytou

but yeah im gonna program trollinator so she can auto-walljump for me


Director's Commentary: I originally cutout the Lindsay Lohan head here for a ytmnd deso was making years ago, more pizzagate references are John Podesta with a weird symbol on his face that he had on his hand irl for some reason, some creepy-ass art his brother has in his house about child abuse, a poster for the sus band Heavy Breathing, a parody of the Hillary campaign logo, and on the chair is a creepy poem written in blood by immortal witch edgelord Marina Abramović, the Dr Popper can is a meme from /tv/ about Jazz Jennings, the milkshake on the table is standing in for the user "melkshade" and is beside Trollinator in reference to an ancient and cringe in-joke with the /tv/ Glaufriend community from like 2008, I think it was from some fanfiction or something about T:SCC, that I think even ended up naming an imageboard just for Glau, other celebs eating pizzas are Chris Evans from the MCU which I will make megathreads of one day, Jessica Beil who I just think is hot, Miley Cyrus from a pic I came on for deso lmao, the meme god himself Trump eating a pizza backwards, the meme queen boxy, Taytay's lesbian lover Karlie Kloss, Killary Clinton herself, Michael Cera from this very movie with Snooki and Evangaline Lily cameoing as Gender Swap Ruby who I wish I'd given a bigger role to but oh well always next autistic decade long project, and two random memes of a man kissing a pizza and some girls edgy highschool book quote thing about le pineapple on pizza which is the most forced redditor meme of all time

TROLLINATOR
I am currently installing the macro by overwriting a message board post about Heroes in my code. I do not know why that was there.
reference to THIS video of mine, turned out it was my mouse I had accidentally set to record a macro as I was shitposting on /tv/


Director's Commentary: the code popping up here is actually a walljump macro for WoW I googled lmao, Trollinator's CPU runs on the greatest programming achievement of all time TempleOS made by a skizophrenic man that thinks you can talk to god with it, RIP Terry A. Davis, other hacking things mentioned in the pop-up schematic thing from the TV show is DDoS, aimbot and noclip, all standard gaming requirements of course

TEKNORAT
ruby you're in right?

DESOLATION
You want to play?

RUBY
well... I just confronted the woman who molested me so...

DESOLATION
I'm not saying I want to play.

RUBY
no hey we can totally play

DESOLATION
I'll play whatever you want.

RUBY
so lets play transformice


Director's Commentary: outside is Tony Podesta and missing child Madeleine McCann conspiracy nuts think he personally kidnapped lmao, under the sign outside that says "honest" I added the text "and true" under it in reference to the Chris-Chan meme "TRUE and HONST" and there's a random gif of a black guy approving of pizza I see everywhere, note the closer up shot of my cum on a pizzaslice, not a joke or a gimmick, also I replaced Scott's Coke Zero, which I was fishing about for a joke along the lines of Coke Zero Replies but never really got the chance, so just turned it into an Irn Bru

BARRY
keith why does this pizza taste so familiar?

KEITHINATOR
You appear to have taken it from Desolation.


Director's Commentary: outside are cameos from the Autoplay Autobots, two Robot Patrol members, racing by

BARRY
so?

KEITHINATOR
Ruby gave it to her.

BARRY
so?

oh...

OH!

...ooh...

I'm-


Director's Commentary: the joke is barry ate my cum I was offering to deso which he recognizes since he's gay and you know what maybe I'm gay (in this fictional universe (I'm straight irl actually))

EXT. TRANSFORMICE.COM - NIGHT
Director's Commentary: for some reason there was a huge fad of transformice on the forums a decade ago especially with the iwascruel crew so I thought it'd be fitting for this scene

Deso and Ruby are having an intimite conversation before joining the others.

DESOLATION
We really don't have to play this game, it gets pretty boring after a while.

RUBY
no it's fine it's just...

DESOLATION
Just...?

RUBY
have you ever been internet friends with someone who isnt a TOTAL TROLL?

DESOLATION
Well so far you're the nicest troll I'm friends with.


Fag Finder: UofLCardfafn08, jibbles
Director's Commentary: not sure if the joke lands but the punchline for Barry saying "oh I'm-" in the previous scene is cutting to the text here reading "about to e-x-p-l-o-d-e" as if it's finishing his sentence that he's about to ejaculate from arousal, get it he's gay, the mech from The Matrix Revolutions, Tek and I's favorite movie series, represents the user "Mech", note Trollinator's face is still torn open from StompleB punching her mole off in the previous scene, kino continuity tbh, I also saved up the pic of Stevey with the bandana on for the scenes where he's outside so he doesn't get cold, I love playing dress-up with internet friends pictures it's very normal and not weird!

RUBY
you think I'm a troll?
Director's Commentary: I actually very rarely troll anyone but everyone seems to think I am this big bad internet mastermind always keeping up an ironic persona, no I am actually this autistic

DESOLATION
You just trolled three of my best internet friends.

RUBY
they were trying to troll me! I was e-defending my e-self!

DESOLATION
Well you did a very good job.

RUBY
wait is that good?

DESOLATION
Ruby... stop being an autist... I like you a lot.

RUBY
...note how she didnt give me a less than three symbol there...


Fag Finder: Mr. Jon, dick whisperer (rootbeer's ex-wife Debra), BigBoss, cherry lips

INT. TRANSFORMICE.COM - DESO'S ROOM
Director's Commentary: at transformice.com, a web game where you play mice jumping over each other like posters rushing to read my threads, you can make your own game room with your own settings

DESOLATION
Look I'm not saying everyone I hang out with are the most morally sound folk on the internet but are you saying your friends are?

I saw that thread about the little black girl.

RUBY
we were donating money to charity to help her, and yeah it was lisa's money, but we only had her bank account details because her meth dealer ex who's abortion she had told his gf who was writing out forum posts joking about barry getting lisa pregnant to mail to him in prison and she gave it to cody which tek found out by impersonating a cop so it's not my fault
Director's Commentary: considering this is like three seperate crimes no comment on if this is real or not

DESOLATION
I meant the other one. I'm saying everyone does a little trolling now and again.
Director's Commentary: if you know, you know

RUBY
well I dont have an e-bf who pretends to be a vegan for a decade just to troll another e-bf who posts dead cat pictures also for a decade

what do you do to attract all these psychotic internet boyfriends?

DESOLATION
Internet friends. You know how fucked up everyone who spends too much time on the internet is, everyone ends up taking it a little too seriously. What about you and that Trollinator gimmick? You can't tell me that's just a joke.

RUBY
uhhh I guess I just liked the tv show she's from

DESOLATION
And did it ever get out of hand and hurt someones feelings?

RUBY
what? no, it's just a joke jeez

DESOLATION
You sure about that?

RUBY
yeah everyone knows it's just a gimmick, she could never really hurt anyone's feelings


Fag Finder: Queen Mud
Director's Commentary: first transformice seen floating in the background there, behind us is infamous ytmnd autist JoshCube known for his belief that his waifu Marin from Legend of Zelda is real who's on his bodypillow there, cameos from Pastor Travis (RIP) and Camoron in the background there who get speaking lines later

FAT STEVEY
so I already have perk.tv running on my 4 tegra notes, my 8 android phones and my titan and I can have one more device running it can your CPU run it?
Director's Commentary: a completely real thing stevey used to do, run this app called perk.tv where you click on ads to earn money on all his dozens of devices, which of course cost more than he ever made from doing this

TROLLINATOR
Primary Objective: Terminate User Desolation.

FAT STEVEY
yeah ok but can you do that after I kind of owe this bat furry guy a couple of lindens for these alpacas he rented me so I could farm them to pay for the explorer I'm gonna mod so it runs on mcdonalds french fry grease so I need the money fast
Director's Commentary: the bat furry is referencing Kacen who he met in Second Life which's currency is called lindens, farming alpachas is another real quick cash scheme Stevey tried to start along with the french fry grease powered Explorer car

TROLLINATOR
Secondary Objective: Terminate Every Other Female Ruby Has Ever Spoken To.


Fag Finder: LtPaperclip, codys grandma wife, sam, iguana goddess, rose west
Director's Commentary: most of the users for this transformice sequence are from "lizard" forums, all 2010s era rubynet posters so I put them here as transformice is a webbrowser game probably popular with these broke boomer weirdo types, I made unironic KKK grand wizard Dennis LaBonte one of the only on-screen black guys, this dude registered on my forum to threaten Cody not to talk about him (boasting about being "a member of the oldest terrorist organization in the U.S.") since they used to be in the Klan together before Cody got kicked out for throwing a lighter at his grandma wife (for realz) and I deleted all the evidence of Cody talking shit for his saftey, of course he then went on to threaten to kill my family for putting him in the herpenterium lmao but he does have ASPD by his own admition, damn do I love administrating this forum, also HERE is a video of Dennis LaBonte somehow being the good guy and counter-protesting the Westboro Baptist Church protesting dead American soldiers funerals, wait no that's actually based which makes him not based, on his back is the logo for his tattoo parlor, also note the lizard in iguana goddess' bag since she owns those IRL as well as runs the biggest lizard forum reject haven, yes there really is like 4 things to do with lizards associated with these people (lizard colored rep, lizard conspiracy style infiltration, lizard brain thinking, own lizards)

DESOLATION
What about fanfare? Didn't you like ghost her or something?

RUBY
no she just... took a break from the internet... I think she got arrested for skinny dipping in someones pool... or maybe it was tek getting on her computer and doxxing her... and I got really into my trollinator gimmick... she didn't mind it was just a forum in-joke afterall
Director's Commentary: references to the girl in fanfares avi somehow being filmed on local news getting arrested for that and yes Tek doing that is the real reason fanfare took a break from the internet which I thought was my fault somehow, worst way he's trolled me and he didn't even know it


Fag Finder: lisa's babysitter, newman, Kyle Venooke, Old $tank Vag $ock, Jack Venooker, Comics Fan, Timmy Mannix
Director's Commentary: that's Barry's real cock he's jerking off, Fear&Loathing has her second apperance spilling something since she is a deso alt who's gimmick was spilling things, the strawberry and scottish transformice represent me and fanfare flirting, note the detail of BJE being on the poster to the right

DESOLATION
That's really the whole story?

RUBY
ok fine to be her internet boyfriend I had to stand up to this crazy jew with a website and I had to troll 6 million frontpage fags to get to him and after the site I made proving jews did 9/11 with socially engineered IDF files was on this History Channel documentary he let me write a news post about it for him and I changed all the hotlinked images to gay porn and jewish question redpills and he got so upset he thought it was the holocaust but real this time and he literally got this thing called fat wallet syndrome which is more anti-semitic than anything I could come up with that meant he couldn't sit at the computer anymore and his site's been pretty much dead ever since, does that make you feel any better?


Director's Commentary: referencing my jews did 9/11 ytmnd, that was on the history channel, the guest news post max let me write about it, and the joke in my LOST gifs where I could very well replace those hotlinked images from my photobucket at any time to whatever I wanted to own max (well not now that photobucket now adds random text to your URLs presumably to stop people doing that), also my ytmnd's apperance got a mention on some schizo conspiracy theorist site that I always found amusing, the story Scott tells in the movie of punching someone so hard he sees the curvature of the earth (>implying earth is round) to win Kim was actually given an animated short on the DVD click HERE to watch it that I considered making a parody of somewhere ITT, maybe here, but it just seemed like forcing in more material and Max already got his cameo so w/e less work for me, the IDF files is in reference to a time Max Goldberg got accidentally emailed IDF propaganda for "Operation Protective" edge since his name is so jewy it looked like a real pro-Israel jew in the media which he showed to Tek who showed it to me who posted it on 4chan lol, although this was years after the History Channel meme

DESOLATION
Well I guess you are a total troll, welcome to the champions club.
Director's Commentary: "welcome to the champions club" is a reference to streamer DrDisrespects community, now a reference to the affair he had

RUBY
I'm sorry I dont usually take the internet so seriously

DESOLATION
Yeah well, I have trouble taking anything online serious anymore.

RUBY
god this evil internet boyfriends thing is trolling me in and of itself

DESOLATION
Evil internet friends.


Director's Commentary: note the mice drawing a penis between us and how I have a bracelet that says #metoo referencing Juliet's crimes

RUBY
why do you keep saying th-


Director's Commentary: I spent way too long editing the smashed glass flying around Scott's face, note the kino where I saved the Matthew Fox face for when he has a scratch on his cheek for when I get kicked in that cheek

IWASCRUEL
I know ur a desperate virgin but dont look up my dress perv!


Director's Commentary: proud of my joke here of having the pop-up for her appear upside down, surprised the movie didn't go for this gag itself which seems very Edgar Wrightish but the 7 Evil Exes don't get pop-ups so oh well I just improved your cult classic movie bro no worries

RUBY (inner monologue)
that ugly girl from earlier?

DESOLATION
iwc?

RUBY
you know this bulldyke?



IWASCRUEL
your god damn right im the bull
Director's Commentary: in the cuck lifestyle the bull is who cucks the cuck



RUBY
am I already getting trolled?

IWASCRUEL
he really doesnt know?

RUBY
wait...



RUBY
YOU'RE BISEXUAL?!!

DESOLATION
It's actually called pansexual now, don't you go on tumblr?

RUBY
you fuck pots and pans??


Fag Finder: Richard Tucker, StayPoasted, Jack Ruby, Donny, Anne Peterson, Gemma, Peter O'Quinn
Director's Commentary: note Donny (RIP), lisa's dead e-bf, buying some blue meth in reference to my BrBa thread from Peter O'Quinn, lisa's abortion baby daddy, a real life meth dealer who ended up registering to post on the forums after having his friend Anne Peterson (who Tek once called to get gossip on lisa lol) write out posts about lisa and mail them to prison lmao, the joke here is that donny abused heroin not meth, duh! Gemma was also a gf of Peter's, also I just noticed some accidental kino where I gave dirty harry, who identifies as bisexual despite being like 70 years old, the bi-pride flag on his jacket, without realizing this is the image where bisexuality is being discussed in the dialog, I just produce kino automatically

DESOLATION
I like girls and boys and transgirls and goats, so what?
Director's Commentary: I'm more of a deer man myself

IWASCRUEL
you like boys?! I thought you said you hated men too?!

RUBY
d-do you two cyber and stuff?

DESOLATION
Sometimes we fuck each others mice in this game while we have phone sex but it's basically just roleplaying.

IWASCRUEL
JUST ROLEPLAYING?!


Fag Finder: Areasa, Frank Zappa featuring Captain Beefheart, Obnoxious Bitch, Mrs. Hyde, dave6250, DetsEnast, Element Leaf, Fruhmann, Muchuchu, Fragman52, NihilisticToast, Nigger Rape, miss america, ERNIE SHIESTER, dunkinHines, EPSON, Esoom, Hardcoregank, hash brownie v.2, herepussypussy, Hello I am the Master Chief, SamuraiFantasies, isam, stevecarrel91, rbaldwin28, Macho Man Randy Savage, lurkyjurk, poppycock, n00b_saibot, FRWL, roflmfaomfgolf, MistressKai
Director's Commentary: Areasa is a spambot that set their own avi, most of the lizards being blurry tiny heads is my final F U to all these retards for fucking up my forum lol, the two girls in the background are actually the two girls Scott talks to at the house party and I made them OB and Mrs. Hyde as an in-joke with literally only myself because they had those two girls speaking roles in the second draft of the script where I tried to set it in the modern day with more lizards

RUBY
ph-phone sex?!

DESOLATION
What can I say? She's an expert in the field of female pleasure.

IWASCRUEL
*cracks knuckles*

well darling...



Director's Commentary: a uniqur form of megathread kino here where I combined a still image and gif for what is a split-screen effect in the movie so the gif can be bigger

IWASCRUEL
now you can experience...



IWASCRUEL
MY FIELD OF IGNORANCE!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to IWC always referencing the Elz spanglish "field of ignorance" meaning his forum ignore list



DESOLATION
You block Ruby; I block you.

IWASCRUEL
why are you even friends with him?! everyone thinks ruby is an aspie nerd loser, even on the internet!

MIKKALTHERED
a lot of experts say being on the spectrum isn't really a disorder, it's actually the next step in the evolutionary chain


Fag Finder: Darkeonz, Chris Hughes, sup bros, mikkalthered, Barack Hussein Obama, halo1gamer, twitchen kitten
Director's Commentary: I wanted to give some lines to sup bros and Chris Hughes from the Podcast Gaiden cast, Howard Dean's show that I appeared on a few times, and I was thinking of having one of them saying "how many in-jokes do these people have?" and "first time I've seen a semi-colon used right" as if they were commenting on this thread but it kind of killed the flow so sorry u dont get lines and their other member Barack Hussein Obama was not gonna get a line since his name might be a bit confusing for a big reveal later on and I was going to have their final member Mikkal, who seemed a bit of a spergemaster to me when we talked 1 on 1 (when he was trying to like talent poach me for a let's play video series, yes this sort of thing happens a lot to me), give the "and I thought I was autistic" line but I ended up saying that for certain other tism princess later on so went with a direct quote from the godwful The Predator 2018 movie where the Predators motivation is to steal an autistic kids spine to give themselves autism (yes really)(which I only just realized is very fitting from Chris Hughes avi being a Predator, must have accidentally subliminal messaged myself)

DESOLATION
Well he's my aspie nerd loser.


Director's Commentary: I hope you appreciate how long it took to edit all these faces over these characters flipping around all over the place with lensflare going all over them too frame by frame

IWASCRUEL
I kick your ass at transformice and I'll kick your ass at trolling!


Director's Commentary: I got lucky for most of the fights where Knives is either unconcious or not there so you can't have this plot hole of Trollinator just standing in the background not defending me from trolling but let's just say she's still not functioning at 100% after getting her mole punched off

DESOLATION
You're forgetting who's room you're in.



DESOLATION
Don't make me drop the ban hammer!
Director's Commentary: "ban hammer" is vintange internet slang for the power to ban someone


Director's Commentary: editing the orange YTMND stars onto Ramona's bag in this sequence is the final edit I made to this thread like 32 hours before posting it

IWASCRUEL
DJ! blast my best beat to beat my best buddy's butt to!
Director's Commentary: this is a reference to a similar line in Iron Man 2, said to a real DJ who had a cameo but then fucking died before filming was completed, except I made it even more obnoxious and quipy, eat your heart out Joss even though you didn't write that movie

LONNIE
this one goes out to the one person reading this which is probably me

follow me on soundcloud at https://soundcloud.com/0lonnie0

it's r-r-r-remix time!
Director's Commentary: unironically check out his soundcloud to listen to all his music remixes of forum related audio including my own songs and podcasts, all of which Lonnie claims to play at his irl gigs as a DJ


Director's Commentary: z-lister is lonnie's username on the forums, the alienware logo is in reference to mine that bluescreened constantly and Robot Patrol member Bluescreening Kristanna (named after the actress for the T-X from Terminator 3 since my comp had the same blue underglow as her), the big equipment on the side labeled XPS is in reference to my first personal computer I got in 06 that's now been a night stand for a decade

Forum DJ Lonnie mixes iwascruel's favorite spoken word performance with the original score of this movie as the two furious forum femme fatales fight.


Director's Commentary: this is some weird poetery about being molested IWC used to post all the time

Play both videos at the same time to mix this battle's soundtrack yourself!


Director's Commentary: now this is what I call transmedia storytelling, the reader can literally edit the music themselves in real time, just like DJ lonnie is in the narrative, so immersive!

IWASCRUEL
should have had him play us some Dead Or Alive

DESOLATION
Good movie.
Director's Commentary: reference to the 00s camp kino DOA movie deso and I watched recently



IWASCRUEL
so I could go "you spin me right round round baby like a record right round round round"
Director's Commentary: I used to sing this while mowing down noobs when I was like 14 playing on ROY4Ls Counter-Strike: Source server much to the amusemnt of his friends, the joke here being IWC is literally spinning around and forcing Deso to do so too

DESOLATION
Good shock site.
Director's Commentary: reference to this song playing on shock site meatspin.com



IWASCRUEL
look! I'm deso! I can quote songs!
Director's Commentary: this is not only a good diss on deso (sorry honey!) but a reference to the Punisher Bodycount podcast where one co-host makes fun of the other one for quoting movies too much, an in-joke only I and people who won't read this thread will get, unless Dane finds this while googling for his own show then hi m8 congrats on making it to episode 100



IWASCRUEL
maybe your "quote random lyrics" gimmick would go down better if it wasn't from NIGGER music!

DESOLATION
How would your work feel about saying racist things like that online?
Director's Commentary: reference to Tek accurately guessing where IWC works and her getting rustled



IWASCRUEL
mess with my irl and you give me carte blanche to do the same to you you stupid bitch
Director's Commentary: reference to IWC threatening to doxx deso if I didn't give her Tek's doxx so I instead de-modded and banned her lmao

RUBY
cate blanchet?

DESOLATION
You know how I know you're the dog?


Director's Commentary: the "cate blanchet?" line might seem like a dumb wordplay joke, and it is, but it's in reference to me mixing up words regularly which I don't think anyone else has ever pointed out so is a nice wee diss I'm making against myself, like I honestly thought episcopalian and pescatarian were the same thing because I knew one had to do with fish and associated it with that religious symbol of the fish you see in america a lot and thought it was some christian off-shoot where they only eat fish or something and I also thought melanin and melatonin were the same thing so all my life I wondered if black people can sleep better than white people, a similar gag I thought up was conflating a picatinny rail with the racial slur pickaninny and conflating the words fallacious and fellacio maybe I'll use them one day but if anyone uses these incredible goodones in the future I invented them first

DESOLATION
Because when you met up with internutt he ate you out!
Director's Commentary: reference to how internutt and IWC did meet up and maybe had sex and how internutt is half-korean and they allegedly eat dogs

Iwascruel logs out.


Director's Commentary: proud of LiLo's facial reaction here, the idea of the teleporting being logging in and out of the forums I feel is a bitch of a stretch since it doesn't have anything particularly to do with IWC but people really do log in and out rapidly when up to trolling shenanigans to not apear in any of the Online Member lists

FAT STEVEY
peakers advantage!!!
Director's Commentary: a term meaning the first person to peak around a corner to shoot in an online FPS game has the advantage due to the split second delay in displaying their character and actions on their targets end, something stevey used to yell a lot when charging into battle in a game

Iwascruel logs back in.

IWASCRUEL
sorry wasn't online to read that last shitty joke!

I'm gonna fuck your life up worse than when I caught ramen licking a guys asshole on /b/!
Director's Commentary: a real thing that happened, IWC happened to be on /b/ when ramen was revenge porning herself lmao


Director's Commentary: couldn't be fugged to add the Smiles at Pedophiles crew on the little stand on the table at the end of this gif, but tek fanfare and keith are at the start

FLAGLERCHAT
dat BIZZITCH izzz FFFFFFUKKKKKKKTTTTTTTT poast da PEE EYE n ADDDREZZZZZZ muhahahaha
Director's Commentary: "PI" means "personal information" had to give flag a line since he was such a character, keyword "was" since he's dead lmao rest in shit nigga

RUBY
pssht, that's nothing, I've caught taylor swift posting on /b/, just ask the huffington post

hey barry is it weird that this is turning me on?
Director's Commentary: that line is in reference to my theory that taytay posts on /b/ going megaviral (that you can read HERE) and getting like 2M views on one imgur upload alone and literally having celebrity experts discussing it on a HuffPo talkshow that you can watch HERE + a youtuber covering it with over 1M views + it's been doing the rounds in the mainstream media again with the Eras tour only 1 month ago lmaooo, of course the most viewed thing I've ever made I didn't put my name on it and the follow-up I made with my username on it didn't get anywhere near as much traction even though there's more evidence people believe it way less for some reason, click HERE to view the updated version

BARRY
nope, all you heteros are into degen shit like this

HEY!! PUNCH HER IN THE MOUTH CANCER!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to how Elz told IWC she had "mouth cancer" from her drooping cheeks



IWASCRUEL
spread your legs honey, because I'm gonna be checking for baby!
Director's Commentary: being a gynecologist "checking for baby" on forum girls was ROY4Ls odd way of flirting which IWC used to reference a lot

DESOLATION
ROY4L really needs to copyright his in-jokes, jfc!
Director's Commentary: reference to StompleB pointing out all the memes I stole from royboy in our rap battle


Director's Commentary: again throughout these fight scene gifs I tried to synch up the posters dialog with the characters actions e.g. IWC makes an attack and Deso blocks it

IWASCRUEL
your boyfriend stole my yellow posting gloves gimmick in this very thread!
Director's Commentary: reference to the "yellow posting gloves" featured on my hands elsewhere ITT, which is IWCs only original gimmick

DESOLATION
And he wore them better than you!


Director's Commentary: note tek, me, fanfare and keithinator being added in the background

LINK
dayum! das a nice dick gurl!
Director's Commentary: reference to Link (who's in the crowd but is now off-screen ok) loving fucking transgirls

DESOLATION
Hey, she's the one with the boy's name!
Director's Commentary: reference to IWCs real name literally baing Daniel because her mother misspelt Danielle on her birth certificate


Director's Commentary: couldn't pass on this upskirt shot with a little hint at the big twist at the end, the actual penis is scottish trans camgirl Ellybabe's who user Inopia (or maybe it was Ando?) told me about

LINK
das dat trap life homie
Director's Commentary: Link was notorious for his love of transgirls, reference to the AAVE expression "trap life" since Link is well kinda black since he's Canadian

TEKNORAT
did you see that? it was like this big!

FANFARE
more like this big

KEITHINATOR
It was straighter than Barry's at least.

TEKNORAT
a roundabout is straighter than barry


Director's Commentary: this shot is from another deleted scene from the DVD which is why the quality is wonky but I couldn't pass up on the contrasting hand signs for le penis joke, note the mice representing me and fanfare are now having oral sex

DESOLATION
I'm gonna beat you worse than that flash game elz made!
Director's Commentary: elezzzark really did make a flashgame where you could beat up iwascruel, similar to that beating up anita sarkeesian simulator (click HERE to see a screencap of him showing it on webcam)

IWASCRUEL
you still know how to turn me on!



IWASCRUEL
go gargle car keys on skype you whore!!
Director's Commentary: something Deso allegedly did once


Director's Commentary: proud of the use of the Lindsay Lohan face where her eyes are closed as if it's Deso flinching back from the bladewhip

DESOLATION
Feel free to stick your fingers down my throat instead ;)


Director's Commentary: another good use of LiLo's expressions imho

IWASCRUEL
you're going to need a whole new chapter in your trolling book report after I'm done with you!
Director's Commentary: Deso used to be friends with user "momthinksimcool", known for her gimmick about "researching trolls for a book report"


Director's Commentary: choosing wether to delete every odd or even numbered frame when halving the number of frames in a gif to not have to resize it too small for image size limits since certain frames convey motion more than others and you have to weigh them all up which pair is better, this one doesn't look as smooth as some of the others I've had to drop half the frames of but it was the lesser than two shit choices

DESOLATION
That would have been oh so funny... if I was actually MTIC you n00blet!
Director's Commentary: people have always accused Deso of being MTIC since I think they used to share accounts or something

Iwascruel logs out and back in.

IWASCRUEL
death comes! and so did I on dp's parents bed!
Director's Commentary: reference to Reaper's voice line as he teleports in a cloud of smoke in my favorite game Overwatch (joke I got from Deso when we watched this scene together) and IWCs retarded forced meme about "cumming on dp's parents bed" based on a troll I think where they pretended to meet-up and fuck



IWASCRUEL
you can't ban me or you'll just prove to everyone you can't handlie the bantz!
Director's Commentary: this argument is the in-universe justification for how IWC could stop Deso from using her ban-hammer in her own transformice room like how Roxy disarms Ramona's hammer, "handlie" is a meme of I assume m0nde origin as he forces all typo related in-jokes



IWASCRUEL
you're going to regret betraying to the internet ramones by such a bad reason!
Director's Commentary: the internet ramones as a posting cabal featuring marks, internutt, IWC, alstopace, gundar and pastor travis (RIP), half of their roster being on the 7 Evil Internet Friends, "betraying to by a bad reason" is an Elz ESL turn of phrase


Director's Commentary: another good LiLo expression imho

IWASCRUEL
WHEN I WHIP YOUR TITS RAW AND RAPE YOU!


Director's Commentary: in the last few fames of this shot there is a very epic easter egg in the original movie where there's a poster of Todd's band and his face has actually been crossed out with an X as word has spread Scott fucking killed him which is another gag I havn't seen anyone list online so I think I'm the first person ever to do so, bravo Edgar! of course I didn't miss the opertunity to edit in stomple's face crossed out too along with the band name, Juliet and BJE, bravo me!

PASTOR TRAVIS
woah! it's mjollnir!
Director's Commentary: reference to Thor's war hammer from mythology/comics/movies, Pastor Travis used to be millionsV when he came back to the forums after 10 years but he hasn't posted since so fuck em, and since editing him in here I since learned that he died IRL, RIP, he seemed like a fun guy (inb4 its a troll and hes fine)

CAMORON
nice viral marketing for the new thor movie, superman is better tho, Man of Steel is gonna rock!
Director's Commentary: reference to Camoron being a big Superman fan and how in 2010 DC fans honestly thought Man Of Steel (2013) was going to be way better than Marvel movies like Thor (2011), yeah right


Fag Finder: compton, Shakespeare, The Great Jehovah Josh, mrjonesandme, The_Eliminator, Betchplz, Shakey, brad
Director's Commentary: to try and hammer home the barely used plot point of this taking place in a transformice game I included some lists of rare mice skins and items from the wikia, on the hammer is a Valknot symbol from Norse mythology but also used by neo-nazi groups and a parody of the inscription on Thor's Mjolnir from the comics with the ironic meme contraction "whomst'd've" as "whomst so ever", the neo-pronoun "xir" instead of the "he" that changes to a "she" when a woman wields it and "to Ban" instead of "of Thor", also note the effort put in to keep the flying glass shards, "The Great Jehovah Josh" already appeared prior but with a different avi so I left one of his many alts in here

IWASCRUEL
just like in the first porno I ever saw-
Director's Commentary: on The Teknorat & Ruby Show podcast IWC said the first porn she ever saw was a womans tits being whipped

DESOLATION
You mean the one your uncle showed you?
Director's Commentary: and she also admitted this is who showed it to her, that's gonna be a higher A.C.E. score from me fam


Director's Commentary: rare apperance of Trollinator and Stevey who are thankfully mostly off-screen for most of this fight so you don't think why Trollinator isn't defending me, and the rest of the crew in the background

DESOLATION
While he fingered you?!
Director's Commentary: also admitted this


Director's Commentary: note LiLo winking

Iwascruel get's severely triggered.


Director's Commentary: proud of this use of the triggered meme, and the flashing effect makes it loop well

DESOLATION
Keep this up and you'll be like all the other Australian posters. Real unfunny.

IWASCRUEL
give it a rest deso, if you dont want your precious ruby to get dominated then he'll have to troll me himself!



RUBY
uh I dont think I can troll a girl... I'm not that into maledom

DESOLATION
Did you learn nothing from Damsel in Distress: Part 2 - Tropes vs Women in Video Games?
Director's Commentary: this line is anachronistic by three years but was too funny to remove from the second draft, thankfully Anita takes years to release videos so it probably feels like a decade ago to anyone who gets the reference, fucking lazy bitch!!!! shes worse than hitler!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Director's Commentary: lol @ how sad Tim looks in this pic but I think he's just drunk

DESOLATION
Quick, give me your pw!
Director's Commentary: I hope you get the joke here is that Deso using my account to troll is the metaphor for Ramona using Scott's body to fight

RUBY
its "ihateniggers"!
Director's Commentary: this was actually my password on the ytmnsfw forums which is why I thought someone hacked my admin account when max decided to shut it down, but it was actually reno giving HIS admin account to the legendary milkshade crew lmao

Deso logs into Ruby's account.

RUBY
Rubes, WTF is this "666 reasons Alice Morgan is my waifu" thread you have half made in here?
Director's Commentary: hope you also understand that Deso's typing and talking style and posting color but under my name is to imply she's posting with my account, almost like a character possessing another in a fanatsy show but speaking with their own voice


Director's Commentary: also "666 reasons Alice Morgan is my waifu" is a real thread I was working on a decade ago about my favorite character from the show Luthor which I actually watched for the first time with Deso, maybe I'll release it one day, so this is literally and unironically an in-joke with myself, based on it being my most weird, pathetic and autistic unreleased project... that I'll admit to

IWASCRUEL
he's never even kissed a girl before, of course he gets obsessed with fictional characters, sad!
Director's Commentary: use of "sad!" in reference to IWC being a Trumple like every other troll forum e-girl is now adays



IWASCRUEL
I mean most virgin nerds at least pick a pure anime waifu but he picks some redhead who gets fucked by a nigger from a channel literally called BBC!
Director's Commentary: I took so long to make this thread that Alice and Luthor fucking only became canon in 2019, nine years after I wrote this line

RUBY
We can't all bed great catches such as Pronoun like you.
Director's Commentary: IWC also met up with pronoun IRL, don't think they really fucked



IWASCRUEL
I'm gonna report him for not paying his tv licence!!!
Director's Commentary: reminder tv licences are not a joke or a gimmick, but my dad pays for ours yall cant catch me lackin ya hearme

RUBY
You need to chill out, get a 50 dollar bath bomb and put on some florence and the machine.
Director's Commentary: copy and paste of a Deso post


Director's Commentary: another gif where I'm having to drop too many frames to keep it a save-able image size, but I think you can get the jist that they're trading blows

IWASCRUEL
time to go for a low blow...



IWASCRUEL
you jack off to your own sister because you know a pity fuck from her is your only chance of ever getting any pussy!
Director's Commentary: I wish



RUBY
Better than walking in on your dad in the bath and masturbating about it to this day rofl.
Director's Commentary: another thing IWC admitted on our podcast



IWASCRUEL
all girls have daddy issue even if they deny it!

D-girl, I'd call you a pickme ass bitch but that'd be a compliment!
Director's Commentary: D-girl means Deso but is also a reference to a girl with a dick, second half in reference to Deso not really even being a "bitch"

Iwascruel logs out.



Ruby starts posting on his account too.

RUBY
do you have daddy issues?
Director's Commentary: I think me and Deso are literally the ONLY posters who have no issue with our fathers lmao

DESOLATION
I'm... not like the other girls X_X
Director's Commentary: reference to a certain future big twist and the "NLOG" meme, which I always thought was misogynistic in and of itself as it's mostly just used as an insult to non-feminine girls to say they're just faking it to seem special aka enforcing traditional gender roles but that's SJWs for you

Iwascruel doesn't log back in yet... but the guest count goes up by 1... they're being watched...

RUBY
nothing bad happen, nothing bad happen, nothing bad happen

alright so she can teleport like that time I had to fight my way into the whitehouse and threaten Obama to save Lo-
Director's Commentary: "nothing bad happen" is one of my many involuntary nervous-while-gaming sayings, references to my X-Men 2 gifs where I made me Nightcrawler, a character who teleports with bamfs of smoke, threatening Obama not to put a speach on TV instead of Lost like it was schedualed to happen, which he changed, no need to thank me Lost fans

Iwascruel logs back in.

IWASCRUEL
sorry to... split you up!

but ruby you need to post your own trolls or you're clearly a mega-novice!!
Director's Commentary: "mega-novice" is another ROY4L meme

Iwascruel logs out.

Deso is forced to log out of Ruby's account to avoid him being owned further. Now he's on his own!



Iwascruel logs back in.

IWASCRUEL
I know you can't talk to girls, but this is pathetique!
Director's Commentary: "pathetique" is an internutt meme

RUBY
that's not true I t-talked to creepy-chan!
Director's Commentary: I did!

IWASCRUEL
yeah, once!
Director's Commentary: th-th-th-this is j-j-j-just a joke of course



RUBY
sh-she'll message me back one day!!!
Director's Commentary: *copium*

IWASCRUEL
dream on, chud!


Director's Commentary: "chud" is a slur for a stupid bigoted person popularized by Chapo Trap House, (seamlessly) editing the W to a C is one of the last images I edited

IWASCRUEL
just where male pigs belong, at womxn's feet!
Director's Commentary: I'm sure IWC holds mostly anti-feminist opinions, the meme word here used to be "womyn" but I had to go with "womxn" after a drama where Twitch used that term and everyone from both sides ripped the piss

RUBY
ok now I'm finding you attractive
Director's Commentary: unfortunately IWC is only sexually submissive like all forum girls (who don't have ASPD like Gush)



IWASCRUEL
all you scrotes are the exact same, so weak when they don't have a woman propping them up!

your e-bf's about to get his SPIBBT!
Director's Commentary: "scrote" is a slur for men from, what I'm coining, the femosphere, online communities for femcel, radfem, edgy libfems, "spibbt" is a reference to the line from Training Day I made a gif of of the dude (who'd go onto play Tuco in BrBa) yelling "I got my SHIT PUSHED IN BRO, BIG TIME!" which me and ROY4L had as an in-joke


Director's Commentary: lil easter egg where you can notice the condom up her pusy being revealed as she raises her leg

DESOLATION
Ruby! The last time we were fingering on cam together... I saw she still had a...


Fag Finder: user "jazz" is the super blurry guy behind Deso lol
Director's Commentary: the teacher transformice is featured here as important information is being offered, kino

RUBY
the last time you wh-wait a minute... is that...


Director's Commentary: yes that's my real hand and finger (or it's not and a gimmick if I ever need to pretend to be non-white in the future when I become a huge vtuber star and all my past n-word uses get brought up), took some of the only actually photoshopping in this thread to remove Scott's hand and finger pointing directly up to the back of her knee (why isn't there a word for this body part in english?)

RUBY
IS THAT A USED CONDOM STILL IN YOUR VAGINA?


Director's Commentary: this is actually the condom that Camoron used to lose his virginity and posted a pic of lmao

RUBY
WAT LE FUG M8888888888



IWASCRUEL
oh... oh my g-d... it's... IT'S BEEN IN THERE FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
Director's Commentary: this joke is based on IWC posting that she really did find a condom that had been up her pussy since two weeks ago, jesus



IWASCRUEL
OH MY G-D THATS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS EVEEERRRRR!!!
Director's Commentary: "g-d" is a literal jew meme used by internutt and IWC

Iwascruel is revealed to be the biggest whore on the forum, which is really saying something, and is slut shamed off of them forever.


Director's Commentary: cutting Mathew Fox's face around all these coins and smoke was a real motherfucker, hope you appreciate it

DESOLATION
OoOoh, a facial! L:)P:):)_P)P
Director's Commentary: that smiley carnage there is a direct copy and paste of an ironic smiley spam Deso posted once



RUBY
I'd say this was the money she made hooking but she did it FOR FREE
Director's Commentary: this is a reference to the 4chan meme about their mods and janitors doing it FOR FREE and also iwc being a slut and also me struggling to think up a coin related joke for her defeat



A few moments later, Deso and Ruby have a private conversation, mouse to mouse.

DESOLATION
So... that was clutch as fuck.
Director's Commentary: "clutch" is le ebin moba terminology deso uses a lot

RUBY
much to my charging
Director's Commentary: reference to me looking up how to spell "chagrin" in the screencap bellow

DESOLATION
What

RUBY
I'm uh, my anger is charging up, whatever, I need some irn bru


Director's Commentary: cute screencap of me and deso's mouse with a pretty barrette with a fashionable pink bow and scarf kissing (as I leave tek on read heheh), this file is so old it's a bmp file and hasn't been resized at all that was my monitor resolution back then lol, rare steakman (and possibly rootbeer since his real name is sherman) shoutout in this screencap from when posters used to play this shitty game in 2009, you can even see iwc's name in there, (+ lis at users with names like Dickandballs and Rapemachine, gotta love 00s internet before everything had censors on it) also rip AIM, MSN messenger, IMDB boards, spin-off forums and all the LOST websites in my bookmarks toolbar, note I unironically have a notepad titled "gimmicks" for my troll squad posts open

EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for another transformice screencap from 15 years ago

DESOLATION
I thought drinking that junk was just a gimmick.

RUBY
I'm used to the aftertaste of jizz
Director's Commentary: joke about how nasty the burn of the irn bru aftertaste is

DESOLATION
Just from sucking your own cock right?

RUBY
you know why dont you just give me a list of all the assholes you chat with online so I at least know who else is circling me like a pack of hyenas
Director's Commentary: use of the word hyena there in reference to me googling how to spell that word in 2009 in the previous screencap, yes I am so funny I make punchlines out of the random thing I was googling over a decade ago


Director's Commentary: proud of the effect of Matthew Fox drinking the glass there, I just lined it up right so I could erase all of face covered by the glass so you could see Michael Cera's face under it since making Matthew's nose semi-transparent didn't look right but it's such a conving effect you wouldn't notice it's Cera's real nose and upper lip unless it's pointed out

DESOLATION
Oh sorry I have more interesting friends than a fat stoner, an edgy Australian and an artfag.

RUBY
so just out of sheer curiosity and the well being of my internet life is there anyone on in this communtiy you haven't cybered with?

Everyone who's thirsty for Deso's e-pussy raises their hand.

SEPHIROTH9999
erp master right here hoe
Director's Commentary: reference to boomer coomer lizard sephiroth having cybered with almost all the lizard girls

PIRATE STEVE
this is why I'm never letting my duaghter on the internet
Director's Commentary: reference to Pirate Steve's only interesting aspect being that he has a kid

DENNIS LABONTE
SIEG HEIL! wait why are we raising our hands?
Director's Commentary: reference to this guy literally being a KKK grand wizard or whatever cringe title who registered on my forums


Director's Commentary: this screencap is from a deleted scene where Scott asks everyone to raise their hand who HASN'T dated Ramona, note the mice fucking on the bar lol, and yes there's a real irn bru called "wee bru" meaning small bru

DESOLATION
I think we should quit.

RUBY
q-quit e-dating?

DESOLATION
No, quit this transformice game.

RUBY
good I was tired of being asked what fucking hat I was going to buy, like just FUCK OFF


Director's Commentary: in the image twitchen kitten is wearing a fez, which you can buy for your mouse in transformice, twitchen kitten was an arch nemisis of flaglerchat who was suing him irl with jack venhooker and she'd scheme to take my forum down but thankfully flag just died IRL so she stopped, also random joke I thought of when editing in a #metoo on the bracelet that it literally reads like "pound me too" if you pronounce the other term for that hashtag symbol didn't want to force it in here but there you go if that's an original joke credit it to me thanks, also this is one of the rare images where Scott's fingers are shown in close up so I edited my real nails ontop of them since I only cut them once a year for a decade to take pictures for this stupid fucking thread so I want to get as much value out of this as I can

DESOLATION
Well I'm sorry I cared, not that you have the cheese for it anyway.
Director's Commentary: cheese is the currency for unlocking cosmetics in transformice, little did I know when playing it that every game ever made would be filled with cosmetic microtransactions for real money lmao

RUBY
no I didn't mean you, wait...

DESOLATION
Whatever, you don't even know how to walljump.

DIRTY HARRY
Hey doll, want a REAL man with enough GOTH GIRL PIX to post them daily for years? Hit me up. Thank you.


Director's Commentary: on the back of Dirty Harry's jacket is his alt "Certified Dirty Harry" as the Viking logo, he is one of the few daily posters left on rubynet and all he posts is a goth girl pic a day in his own thread in the herpenterium subforum, god bless him

TEKNORAT
looks like you just got rekt m8

KEITHINATOR
Affirmative.

BARRY
everyone come over here! ruby's gonna cry! hahaahah!

DANDADA
if i was rubycaliber i would huff some petrol and set myself on fire with it
Director's Commentary: reference to dandada always posting about how he lives in a trailer park abusing substances

FAT STEVEY
you need to do your positive affirmations man like when I need to feel better I just say "duxx duxx duxx duxx" in my head over and over again
Director's Commentary: "daily positive affirmations" is something Stevey would mention his mother saying to him

FANFARE
personally I use the 14 words
Director's Commentary: reference to the 14 words of white nationalism "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children" that fanfare often (ironically (I hope)) references



DESOLATION
P.S. Here's your stupid list.

RUBY
ok I know who internutt is but who the FUCK is tubesurfer?

TEKNORAT
oh you dont know?


Director's Commentary: I love the joke of Ramona actually having a laminated list of all her exes and knew when this happened in the movie theater I had to parody it, this is the last time we see Deso's LiLo avatar, I had a cutout pic of her with a bloody lip I wanted to use somewhere ITT but never really found the moment, considering how so many users have dropped off the internet radar I lucked out that the posters I cast as the 7 Evil exes seem to mostly still orbit around the community, even iwascruel seems to be back poking around

INT. FJS.CLICK - DAY
Director's Commentary: fjs.click, the 5th URL, got stolen by teknorat but he gave it back to stevey out of pity

FJS is now on it's eleventh URL.
Director's Commentary: all previous 10 FJS URLs have been featured so far, with 4 being mentioned in dialog, I like how in the location-tag thing it goes from 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 8th to 11th to really hit home how frequently it'd change

TEKNORAT
internutt and tubesurfer are the same person, one half canadian half korean guy who pretends to be a hot ukranian girl, he uses two accounts at the same time so he can post double the amount of food threads

just like general doli, he was a no-namer until he stole drunk puppies posting style for his internutt account, he uses proper spelling and grammer on his tubesurfer account since most people still havn't clicked it's his alt

I suspect he honeypots people with that one in PMs pretending to be a girl, apparantly he met up for sex with iwascruel at niagra falls who's clearly a butch lesbian
Director's Commentary: internutt didn't actually use grammer for his tubesurfer account I just needed a way to differentiate these accounts for the big payoff later on, the catfishing IWC thing is also a joke


Director's Commentary: the pic there someone posted claiming it was internutt wielding dildos like ninja knives lol, I spent hours looking for this pic I have of the girl internutt pretends to be posing with a Glau pic only to realize days later I had already included it in the early house party scene, "north korean sleeper agent?" is in reference to me always joking with Tek that that's what his south korean wife is, I don't even know if internutt is really korean of it's just a meme, "inexplicably accepted" is a real phrase tek used to describe internutt after I asked him to list things he didn't like about him for this very sequence, in the corner is a rifle aloler koryoko taped a dildo to as a um more ergonomic grip and the mag has the real anti-muslim pork-filled "jihawg ammo" with Peppa Pig who there's constantly clickbait about offending muslims, on the bag is the logo for the Rhode Island School of Design that fanfare attended and submitted several forum related art pieces such as a book of my threads and stevey's performance art of deleting her ytmnds and a badge for Louisiana State University a lot of the fanfare artfag crew attended, a DEA patch podcast Chapo Trap House use as a logo, other badges on the bag are in reference to this based zoomer news story, there's a "dogwarts" logo on a bag in reference to streamer Dan Saltman asking people how much they'd fuck a dog for with a pic of very sane feminist influencer Lav blowing on her dogs tummy and nothing else, other patches on the jackets are a real ytmnd patch, a 4chan janny patch and as a punchline to the set-up of the badgets on the jackets is a schizo stalker forum kiwifarms badge as Tek is explaining his attempts to stalk internutt don't know if he ever went on that site but he'd probably like it, and in the background is a strikingly similar drawing to the one in the movie DarkSidePhil made explaining his opinion on two other youtube reviewers, little image editing commentary here: to make whatever picture I am placing into a scene match the lighting and contrast of the source image I simply raise the transparency and all that happens for me instead of fiddling around with like 4 seperate sliders lol

FANFARE
"desolation" is friends with that freak?

RUBY
apparently

FAT STEVEY
does she get spitroasted by him when he brings the two accounts into the same cybersex chatroom?

RUBY
idk and i d wanna k


Director's Commentary: on the shelf in the background is a copy of Magicka, a game me and Tek played together and actually had a really good magical element combination system I wish more game had, I actually only just realized that Scott's shirt saying "4 1/2", which is probably a reference to the Fantastic Four since Edgar Wright likes comic books, could actually read as a reference to the chart listing internutts penis as between 5.5 and 3.5 inches, extreme accidental kino, but I added the "but I eat ass" joke since that's the kind of dumb shit you actually see on americans t-shirts, on stevey's shirt is THIS real hoodie, collages in the background are THIS collageI made for a thread where these posters were all joking about LARPing and THIS last supper group photo from LOST season 6 I chose since this is the last time we see forum collages on the walls

TEKNORAT
good, because she definitely does which would make you even more of an owned beta cuck

RUBY
good I post better when I'm raged

TEKNORAT
if it's going to be an issue stevey can post instead of you

RUBY
it's not an issue, you know forums, I know comedy, we got it covered
Director's Commentary: this actually does sum up Tek and I's dynamic well

TEKNORAT
we'd understand if you just wanted to quit the forums right now

maybe kill yourself in real life too


Director's Commentary: in the background is THIS forum collage of a Twilight cast pic I used for a DayZ thread

RUBY
not only do I want to stay on the forum... I WANT TO TROLL HIM OFF OF IT FOREVER



TEKNORAT
ok I'm getting a boner

FAT STEVEY
ive had one since you said hot ukrainian girl

FANFARE
i've-... nevermind
Director's Commentary: joke is fanfare is a guy irl, think this sequence of dialog is pretty good since it has a reference to a gay erection which is always funny, a call-back to the opening of the scene and then an opaque in-joke, the recipe for good comedic dialog



INT. THE DARK WEB - NIGHT

A mysterious figure makes a Skype call to Juliet.
Director's Commentary: I actually forgot I made this sequence when adding these commentaries even tho it was only like a year ago, internet addiction + covid-time really melts your memory lis

????
Jules, honey, baby, milfy, it's the Gladden Dragon, you get those shotacon scans I PM'd?
Director's Commentary: unironically something reno calls himself, shotacon reference to establish the ALOL crew are all sub-human weebs (and pedos which is bad too)

JULIET
oh u no i couldnt miss those!

????
it's time for I scratch your back you scratch my ballsack, our... "mutal friend"... needs... dealt with
Director's Commentary: reno seems to like the phrase "ballsack", no idea why that might be

JULIET
what he did to poor stompie... their stil fishing his parts out teh jordan river
Director's Commentary: joke here being Stomple was tracked down by the mafia and killed in Israel, since he's a jew

????
while I love seeing kikes dismembred as much as the next redpilled ubermensch, he just took out our best girl troll, being a femoid roastie yourself you know how rare those are, be a diddling darling and get your chomo chum kid_bj to-
Director's Commentary: references to how reno, like most of the forum, has fallen down the alt-right rabbit hole, I also tried to over-write reno's dialog as much as I could putting in as much illiteration and meme phrases as I could to match the smarmy and irony dretched way he posts

JULIET
u meen bje, kid_dj is another poster i blackmailed to suck a dildo for me and it was soooo hawt! posted the pics any way ofc
Director's Commentary: reference to kid_dj's only claim to fame being a pic of him sucking a dildo, but he actually posted that of his own accord

????
right, whatever, still had shotacon on my mind

get bjj to... lets just say, do what he did to m0nde's image board to fjs, the whole stash...

dump it

they're on their 12th version atm but it should mald them for a cotton picking minute or two, I want their mental low for what I have up my wizards sleeve next
Director's Commentary: I like the theme here of reno having no idea who any of the non a-list posters are to show how above them all he feels, bjj actually standing for brazilian jiu-jitsu, the m0nde image board is quite the obscure reference so I made reference to it before explaining bje posted cp on it, the "dump it" line is in reference to the Bodganov meme, fjs really was on it's 12th version by 2010, quite proud of the gamer-lingo word-play pile-up I have at the end of this line here with "mald", racially charged "cotton picking minute", "mental", "what I have up my wizards sleeve" which I actually coined myself


Director's Commentary: I like my choice here to give the final boss some more build-up with the mysterious phonecall trope

INT. JULIET'S HOUSE - NIGHT

TROLLINATOR
no sweat sweetums

anything else?
Director's Commentary: trollinator speaking with someone elses posting colors means she's imitating their voice, she is matching reno's use of illiteration as a form of "mirroring" to manipulate his trust, very deep writing

????
just make their booties blasted

TROLLINATOR
i will


Director's Commentary: this is a screencap from the movie Running Scared from a sequence featuring Elizabeth Mitchel where I got the gimmick of her character on LOST Juliet being a pedophile from, I couldn't find a version of the movie in 1080p so let's just pretend when the frame is in 720p that is showing real life like how the png file drawings were flashbacks, also I tried to pick a cutout head for Trollinator where she's mid-sentence to show she's speaking into the phone

Trollinator ends the Skype call, having been impersonating Juliet with her built-in deepfake voice changer.
Director's Commentary: quite proud of my little twist here where you think the main focus of the scene is on the mysterious shadowy mastermind but the real reveal is he's been talking to an imposter, better writing than most capeshit

TROLLINATOR
Thank you for your cooperation.
Director's Commentary: reference a line from antagonist Cromarie on T:SCC which in turn was a reference to RoboCop, the implication being Trollinator forced them to give up their cellphone


Director's Commentary: note on the cellphone is a picture of reno as an underage schoolboy as this is the picture Juliet would set on his caller-ID on her phone, also please note how trollinator's wounds from being punched by Stomple are still visible (even though that took place "on the internet" and this takes place "in real life" supposedly, we all know when you get owned online it hurts irl too!), taken from the scene in T:SCC where she suffers a car bombing

BJE32
w-wait! we have powerful friends! they can pay you!

JULIET
ya bitch u ever hear of little saint james?
Director's Commentary: reference Jeffrey Epstein's private island with a creepy temple on it where he'd invite influential figures and molest kids, continuing the theme that Juliet has connections to the pedo elites


Director's Commentary: didn't add any memes or le funny posters in the background since this is supposedly depicting real life, also shout out to the set for this scene, the juxtoposition of the creepily tryhard kid friendly playroom in blarring high contrast colars in a normally dark and moody movie with everything that might entice a child but with video cameras and plastic sheeting on the floor with the reveal of the meticulously organized cupboard full of cleaning products, medical tools, costumes and DVDs with names given STAR RATINGS instantly lets you know everything about this couples activities and pathology without actually showing anything and it is truly fucking disturbing in a way most horror movies never manage once

JULIET
AAAAAA!!! RIGHT IN THE TITS!!!
Director's Commentary: ironic final words for Jules as when Pronoun took on her persona to me in games and in private he would let slip his patented use of the words shits, tits and clits, consider this my gimmick character of Juliet offically being killed off in the rubycalaber universe canon as it's a fitting death, getting what she deserves in the movie she's originally from at my best gimmicks hands


Director's Commentary: some of the first ever gifs I made in 2006 were of this movie to post on LOST forums where from this scene (click HERE and HERE to view them) and I've had ideas for stitching together scenes from other movies into one narrative for a decade now and I always knew I'd want to revisit this scene for Juliet's demise and already had ideas about Trollinator or maybe the Troll-1000 being on the phone imitating a voice and then suddenly shooting her and I was thinking Juliet gets off a bit too easy in this thread and had fun with the dream sequence using other media so came up with this g1 to build suspense for reno's introduction, kill off the remaining two Smiles At Pedophiles members since all nonces deserve to die and give Trolliator a much needed badass moment since she otherwise doesn't do much until the finale ITT, I think it's placement in the thread is good too since it's just the right moment to bring back and send off those two characters and start building up the other two in-between two sequences where all four are not featured heavily, also in this gif it kinda looks like Trollinators head is popping on and off the actresses hair but it's actually that way in the scene and it's just a towel being revealed as the actress moves her head

TROLLINATOR
Your services are no longer required.
Director's Commentary: a reference to what Iron Monger says to Pepper Potts in Iron Man 1 before trying to shoot her, which I wrote a review of back in 2008


Director's Commentary: this sequence in the movie is just so good, Running Scared is a generic crime thriller with working class Paul Walker (RIP) trying to find a gun used in a murder but out of nowhere the heroes son is abducted by these creepy AF upper class pedo couple and it becomes a psychological horror movie, it takes you so by surprise like it's from a whole seperate movie and this shooting scene here is so fucking satisfying where all this tention is building-up about how these monsters get away with horrors and you think the token mother character is not going to be able to do anything given she almost gets convinced to leave and it's only the middle of the movie and she'll need to get rescued or avenged by the male hero but she simply fucking magdumps into them as the Jerry Springer looking motherfucker tries to talk his way into being arrested lmao just like the audience is screaming at her to do, (click HERE to view it), and it was just as fucking satisfying to make this gif too, that's what you get for spoiling LOST for me on IRC in 2008 you pedophile fuck, also RIP when movies used real blank firing guns with real recoil, flash, casings and smoke and squibs for gunshots so it all looks real and not fake CGI video game looking bullshit

EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for a rare pic of Juliet and m0nde meeting up to discuss you-know-what