Director's Commentary: this posts title is a parody of the graphic novel Volume 5's title Scott Pilgrim vs. the Universe

EXT. THE YTMNSFW FORUMS - LATER



TEKNORAT
ok, we're gonna get trolled

FANFARE
come on we're posting in 5 mins

TEKNORAT
isnt internutt posting first?

FAT STEVEY
i think... your both posting first?


Director's Commentary: on stevey's chest is the old favicon or whatever it's called for version like 8 of FJS

TEKNORAT
wait... THREAD VS. THREAD?


Director's Commentary: le ebin lost number 108 there, also originally I typo'd ytmnsfw as ytmnsw and only corrected it a few weeks ago since my threads have more quality control than most hollywood blockbusters that leave boom mics in frame and coffee cups on set

FANFARE
why would someone post that many food threads?

FAT STEVEY
even I dont eat that much get it I'm fat woah

TEKNORAT
we're posting at the same time?!

RUBY
that's impossible this place is too much of a ghost town for that, isn't that right girl?

DEAD FORUM DALMATION
woof woof this forum is as dead as me
Director's Commentary: RIP my last dog who died in 2017 age 13, over half of her life served on the Troll Squad, this is my weird way of comemorating her, odd to think the forums outlived Dead Forum Dalmation, but thankfully I now own Dead Forum Dalmation II who maybe will get her own gimmick sig one day



RUBY
ok scratch that

FANFARE
pretty sure most of these users are just spambots scraping for bangbros passes

let's not kid ourselves we have like 10 actual posters


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Catwalk: onlyweedcouldjudgeme, crazyolebill, who the fuck is marks98, Ventastega, StephenPhilips, TheZook, SniffleB, homeboy, thomas, dozo, herpreader, sad rats fuck, Lisa's Meth Dealer, GrossNipples, SMEvaK, HotHowdy, potato, skittles, Anti - Hat3, Buttholio, jacks LandLord, Jack_solomon, jackryan, tst, Beatle Enema, max, Ants on a Poop, Array, MatthewPP4L, fIagIerchat, fjs whines again, BI AGENT 42066669, LeaveHereGo2TPILOL!!, Patrick J Mannix, tims hole, itsamemeyoudip, save_marnie, Daniel.C.McGovern, Gordon Groper, Admiral Doli, cjtmfvnaex, danielgite, Ephelphef, steveys left testicle, ♥animeboobies♥, lambchowder, DrekSnottoret, WEEV, hek3051, RunnyStools, poop, BenjaminSL, yung bong, titicaca, Mike the Man, INSULT MASTER, .o0Battery0o., Donald_Stone_Jr., SteveYelleSuXXX, secret user, aspergers, jessieQ, Lisa's aborted baby, Sally, JC DENTON, Hilary Duff, WilliamGuem, Rodneylaps, JeffClip, YTMND, stealth geek, Cady Heron, FBI@NSA, Niqqers N Spics, kosher dildo, wyattearp, Joan U ignorant SLUT, oOBatteryOo
Director's Commentary: this is by far the most extras in an image at once at 203 (with 79 being tiny dudes on the catwalk) and I think the second biggest collage I've made behind the futurama one with 666 users included, I used a mixture of new users on rubynet who have under 20 posts, some of which I had to give avatars to myself based on stalking or just google image searching their usernames, and no-namers with few posts that I saved all the way back on ytmnsfw which I had been saving for over a decade and am very happy that this autism to save all these avatars every time I saw a new user add one and hoarding these images for years on end finally paid off for this one image, sorry if you're not included but you are like an omega-list poster who had a single digit post count and no avatar on a forum that died a decade ago if you're not, I was saving up on posters avatars that were people that could be easily cutout to show most of their body for most of the crowd and for the people up in the catwalk I used avatars that had super small heads, some symbol that didn't fit anywhere else and alts that insisted on using the same avatar as someone else so it's fine if they're fairly hard to identify, a few little memes to point out is user Door User is using a door under the stage (and close to him are users assata and fags on parade, fellow The Price Is LOL refugees) and I saved up all five users with pikachu avatars to keep them together for this, the skagg from Borderlands represents both user Rostin Skaggs and IRC user skagg, oh also I used the avatar of elephants having sex to double as marks98's Elezzzark Elephant diss fan-made Troll Squad character, I think Kathleen Blake (Marco's wife) was accidentally included again on the tiny catwalk but I literally can't tell they're too small lol, murDOC was a random DOTA player Deso told to post on rubynet who made the 200th ever thread lol

TEKNORAT
we shouldnt even be posting here... I dont even like ytmnds!

FAT STEVEY
what's a ytmnd?

RUBY
come on man I missed last nights episode of Nikita so I could be up in time for this if I can do that we can do anything
Director's Commentary: the show referenced here used to be Lost but I threw in another show I liked back in 2010, I also made a bunch of gifs of the show for my own amusement since it was just before webms became a thing

FANFARE
so did you make up with that desolation person?

RUBY
what? no I havnt chatted with her since the other night


Director's Commentary: switching out Sex Bob-Omb on the tarp behind them took way too much effort so I decided to just say fuck it and not add the FJS logo to the drums as they appear in so many gifs

FANFARE
ok because shes totally lurking right now



RUBY
shes got a MEW avatar now...
Director's Commentary: originally this was fanfare's line but I doubt fanfare knows who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is or her nickname MEW

FAT STEVEY
trying very very hard to fit in with the anime on alol with a pokemon avatar
Director's Commentary: reference to stevey probably also not knowing who MEW is but knowing the pokemon called Mew and how alol is weeb central


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Director's Commentary: was legit going to have the avatar be Alison Brie but then deso used MEW as her avatar and saved my ass a loooot of work here and an easy meta joke, I think I basically psychic drove her to using MEW as her avi by showing her this movie as she's still using her to this day, most of the avatars here were already used in the huge crowd shot before, the "Gayzer" logo on reno's headset is a parody of Razer headsets featured in edgy porn artist Shadman's comics

TEKNORAT
ruby you utter lazy nigger you just had that actress be desos avatar character so you wouldnt have to edit anyone else over her face in gifs
Director's Commentary: I mean it's still a good joke but yeah I'm a lazy nigger

RUBY
actually it's called the comedy rule of threes where you set something up twice and then subvert it the third time

allow me to demonstrate
Director's Commentary: use of the rule of three here is that Deso changes her avatar from Miley Cyrus, to Lindsay Lohan and you're expecting a third avatar like how Ramona changes her hair color three times in the movie but her third avatar is nothing and she's represented by MEW, the actress who plays Ramona

Ruby slaps Teknorat. Not in a gay S&M way.



TEKNORAT
please don't trigger my childhood truama thanks
Director's Commentary: reference to Tek's dad hitting him which he posted a thread about but the forums kept getting reset and deleted so he had to repost it like 5 times lmao

RUBY
sorry I need to do it one more time for this joke to work

Ruby slaps Teknorat. Not in a funny way.


Director's Commentary: joke being I already slapped Teknorat once before during the m0nde sequence and am now trying so hard to excuse my laizness away by explaining the rules of three I have to slap him two more times, the third time subverting it by admitting this isn't a funny joke

FANFARE
ruby... not that i care about that weirdo or anything... but you should go chat to her before she blocks you forever

RUBY
thanks fanfare

FANFARE
but seriously she is a nasty bitch js


Director's Commentary: years ago fanfare wasn't too fond of Deso since fanfare is bluntly direct while Deso posts with an aloof coyness and probably the feeling like I'm a friend being poached away (literally exactly like Kim and Ramona in the movie lmao)

Ruby stalks Desolation.

She has a cute new avatar, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, from her favorite movie Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

She's chatting very intimately with another poster.

It's Reno.


Director's Commentary: look at this smug fuckers face, he knows he gets all the e-girls e-pussy

Reno spots Ruby's online and fires off one of his classic cheeky smirks.


Director's Commentary: BAC stands for Blood Alcohol Content, which is at a LOST number and also probably at lethal levels for his bodyweight, in reference to him being an alcoholic

They both glare intensely at each other. In a gay way.



Just then Internutt and Tubesurfer log on.


Director's Commentary: I cast internutt as the twin who wears mostly black since the color of the helmet worn by his avatar and the mic in front of the chin are black and tubesurfer as the twin who wears mostly white since his avatar is mostly white, I tried miss-matching the colors but it works better when they have a consistent color identity

INTERNUTT
i feel pretyty let eodnw babout you ruby, nevne itsi was done ina singke pauseless burst o autism, it musthtsd have taken fucking forjrever. i actual hoped thath yoy had moved on tot botter thgingiin your life, every day that oyu didnd't post rhere, i figured "he must be making those bybab steps, probably takgnint tompeoeple, studying a bit." bijt ig ugess not. :(
Director's Commentary: for whatever reason internutt is always posting mean things about me and at me, seemingly being the only Evil Internet Friend to actually dislike me, this line here being a post (but with the spelling made worse since he actually dropped his dyslexia gimmick he was so serious) on my GoT review thread

TUBESURFER
Why bother ruby?
Director's Commentary: I don't think I've ever posted anything insulting about or at him before or after this pattern so consider this section of this thread my response to this behavior


Director's Commentary: thanks to the gift of extreme autism I struggle to care what anyone thinks of me and it's even harder on the forums since whenever another poster takes a disliking to me it is often over something sad and/or insane like Rooty holding a grudge for a year because I made a joke about his dick being small, Ewok losing it even further because I won't turn the forums into an ice poseidon leach hang-out for him or people like Cody or Kassius getting actually mad when I feature them as antagonists in gif threads

INTERNUTT
idf ths was mothfuckin facetfoaface you wodudl be regretting yur ass ever beenborn as yoiuface ksises my nuckals FAGGOT
Director's Commentary: a real internutt post

TUBESURFER
Welcome to the danger zone ;-)
Director's Commentary: another real internutt post

They look to Reno as if awaiting orders.

Reno pays off his fellow alcoholic with his immense collection of drinkablegifts.com loyalty card points to do his e-bidding.


Director's Commentary: another joke about his age since I didn't know his real age

He tips his 420 blaze it snapback and lights up a fat blunt, sending the signal to get dank.



Internutt starts typing the title of his latest food thread.

INTERNUTT
uuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggg


Director's Commentary: I recreated this 2010 era screencap of the forums via the extreme hax of Inspect Element and added in a bunch of LOST numbers, le sex number, "Quiver behind your keyboard." is a ROY4L saying from when he used to admin the forums, the thread we're posting in in-universe, real threads from fanfare, siburke, marks and a spambot I found in old forum screencaps and jokes about barry being gay and a LOST thread from me only recently getting 1 reply from CheYeah (when in reality they get LOADS of replies ok!!!), the jokes in the tab are about the pictures of kimchi that are about to be used, a refernce to frequently trolled journalist Kurt Eichenwald posting a picture of the anti-semitic fliers his harassers send him only to let slip that he has B-Chiku, a tentacle rape hentai, open in a tab which he tried to explain away that him and his son were proving to his wife that such material exists which is even more fucking weird than if he'd just admitted to jacking off to it, Taeyeon from Girls Generation, eye widening surgery that's super popular in Korea and of course mandatory CP reference because I take a leaf out of Qanons book and call all of my enemies pedos (I photoshopped that text in since I was too scared to hit enter on a real google search for it lmao)

TEKNORAT
fuck I hate koreans, all those asians immigrants shitting up australia need to get shipped back home #fuckoffwerefull
Director's Commentary: joke based on how Tek ends up marrying a Korean woman and how most racist white guys on the internet end up lusting for asian girls lmao

FANFARE
and which one is the canadian one and which one is the korean one again?

TEKNORAT
they're the same person, it's not even that funny a gimmick, I mean we're funnier than this guy right?

FAT STEVEY
so they're both the ukranian girl?


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Director's Commentary: to make this image I moved all the most visually interesting avatars over from the first huge crowd shot so they could be seen from this other angle and then cut-out the band and their equipment and pasted them ontop of the crowd so I wouldn't have to cut around it on like 100 different layers, the image of stevey is flipped which is why FJS is backwards but lets pretend he's just wearing the shirt inside out

TEKNORAT
ruby? we ready bruh bruh?
Director's Commentary: this line is in reference to a self defense shooting where a guy who posted on a gun message board Teknorat frequented was assaulted by a random white trash shithead at a gas station who he had to shoot and as the aggressor was recovering in hospital a friend of his left messages on his facebook refering to him as "bruh bruh" and we've used it ironically between us ever since

Ruby is too busy getting mad on the internet about his internet girlfriend talking to other internet guys on the internet to respond. He clutches his mouse ready to unleash a shitpost.


Director's Commentary: this is as long as my nails ever got, note the gross dead skincell stains on the side-button and the speed on the mouse turned all the way up as if that makes me post faster, seen in the corner of my room is a hoard of movie magazines that are gonna catch fire and burn my house down one day and a playstation recording thing I bought to make videos out of GTAV before it came out on the PC I never bothered to actually set-up

TEKNORAT
reply within 30 seconds of this message or the bagpipes get it


Director's Commentary: a real pic of Tek pointing his glock at his security job at some bagpipes he sent me

FANFARE
RUBY!!!

Don't Make Me Use Capital Letters For Emfphasis!

there isn't a chapter in the trolling book report for this shit!
Director's Commentary: middle line is something fanfare really said on IRC once, reference to the momthinksimcool "trolling book report" meme


Director's Commentary: this image on the right is from a video of an artistic piece fanfare had displayed at a real art gallery where pages from the forums were printed out in a book that's filling in for the "trolling book report", note the stickam screencap of jon holding up his racist drawing of ted stevens and fanfare that's already been featured during the house party sequence of this thread makes an apperance

A second food thread title starts being typed up on the Tubesurfer account.

TUBESURFER
UUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


Director's Commentary: the URL carnage there is actually something I accidentally copy and pasted while looking for images of kimchi lol, the tabs are in reference to the music coming up, the previous tentacle rape hentai, iwascruel's myspace, a search for an STD test implying internutt is worried about having one from fucking IWC, and a reference to what was being searched in the last screencap

Ruby looks like he's about to shit his computer chair.

TEKNORAT
this is no time for the barry pit man!
Director's Commentary: a term Tek and I used to describe general negative thought loops after Barry actually pretty poetically described being depressed as "being stuck in a pit"

FANFARE
speaking of a gay, you guys sure have a lot of inside jokes between just the two of you...
Director's Commentary: true true, uuuhh yeah that's pretty true

Reno gives an almost... sympathetic look. He knows what's coming.



Both accounts post their food threads at the same time!


Director's Commentary: I was kind of reaching here as to what to make the sonic music attacks here, maybe I should have varied up what kind of food is being posted about, but internutt really does post about eating kimchi and it fits with the focus on his claimed ethnicity

The whole forum rushes to read them!

INTERNUTT
jus wate unil we star spamign scat!
Director's Commentary: internutt really does spam scat in threads he doesn't like


Director's Commentary: I think you can understand why I wasn't going to include crowds of no-namers in gifs now

RUBY
he's literally just posting about food?

TEKNORAT
yeah, I don't even know if it's ironic or not

FANFARE
this might NOT be ironic? amma finna bouta hava existential crisis and hang myself with my ethernet cable if i think abotu that for one more fucking zeptosecond
Director's Commentary: all turns of phrase fanfare has really used

FAT STEVEY
*tries to eat the kimchi, but it fades away* FIDDLESTICKS!
Director's Commentary: real family friendly swear word stevey has used


Director's Commentary: and I think you can also see why I didn't bother to put the FJS logo on all the shots of the drum kit

INTERNUTT
omggggggg i eatig kimchiiii rn

TUBESURFER
Please watch my mukbang stream at doom3.zoy.org lol!
Director's Commentary: reference to what you see tubesurfer getting ready to post previously


Director's Commentary: that really is the pic of kimchi that massive URL leads to

And then they post another two food threads.

TEKNORAT
this is worse than when the spambots kick off



FAT STEVEY
guys this is making me really hungry

im going to need to do a lot of sit ups and downs once I eat enough pizzas

FANFARE
that ruby orders you right?
Director's Commentary: stevey really would ask me to buy him pizza, of course I didn't do it, I only buy people things on the internet that are either video games or thousand dollar vans and rifles, silly!


Director's Commentary: also gave up on thinking I could add the FJS logo to every one if stevey's shirts in all his gif apperances

Internutt's threads get so many views it almost crashes the forums!


Director's Commentary: hard to tell but I really did edit in "funny jokes suqad" onto the tarp behind them, thankfully it falls down so I didn't have to do it anymore

RUBY (inner monologue)
how do people like these threads so much? even no-namers from TPIL have turned up to read them!


Director's Commentary: that's ThePriceIsLOL poster BigRockStarFanz's account on rubynet's avatar as the moon there

INTERNUTT
Nyuckaf goin columbine these dayf jajaja kekekekekeke
Director's Commentary: first half of that is a real internutt post

TUBESURFER
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to internutt again.


Director's Commentary: I like the juxtoposition between the borderline incoherent typing style and then perfect grammer often just posting automated forum messages of the two accounst here, gives a disquieting effect where one's clearly disingenuous in their posting style and the other is also completely dispassionite

RENO
GOTTA LOVE THE CLASSIC FOOD THREADS!!!

that was a little in-joke with village we have going, maybe you didn't get it
Director's Commentary: "gotta love the classics" is a classic Paul_ meme, one of deso's alts, village is deso's username on other communities


Director's Commentary: I started putting effort into mixing up the no-namers seen in the background of shots like this to give them more visual variety

The Legendary FJS Crew prepare to post.

Ruby powers up his keyboard.

Fanfare scrolls up her megathread logs.

Tek loads up his gun.


Director's Commentary: left video is a real vid of Tek picking up his handgun like he's ready to kick some ass, middle is a real vid of fanfare pouring a drink to read a megathread of mine on an airplane as she's ready to post anywhere any time and right is a real vid of me dramatically turning up the lights on my epic gamer keyboard like I'm ready to post some epic posts kind of like the twins powering up their musical keyboards volume nob in the movie

TEKNORAT
alright whats the go m80 bois?
Director's Commentary: "what's the go" is an australianism Tek used to use for "what are we going to do?"

FANFARE
im figuring hes probably overweight from all the constant eating so how about one fat m-

RUBY
WE ARE THE FUNNY JOKES SQUAD AND WE ARE HERE TO TROLL YOU AND MAKE YOU ANGRY AT THE INTERNET AND STUFF!!!


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Director's Commentary: up on the gantry are Superdreamkilla and LuanLoud, two absolute z-list front pagers but the latter turned up on rubynet once asking where the former was as they used to be close e-buds which touched my heart when sorting through no-namers to include so I put them together at least in this thread, hope you two got back in contact, Inayak is a spambot that set its own avatar


Director's Commentary: this is based on the song One Bad Man by Midnight Riders, a fictional band from Left 4 Dead we all used to play together

TEKNORAT
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M...

RUBY
STEVE FUCKING YELLE!


Director's Commentary: I tried to give the song lines to which character appeared in the accompanying gifs

TEKNORAT
ONE!
Director's Commentary: giving teknorat this line is a reference to the notorious cult leader Stefan Molynoux meme where he gets angry about someone only donating him "one freaking dollar!!", who Teknorat got me listening to years ago

RUBY
FAT!
Director's Commentary: giving me this line is in reference to how I am underweight, in my late teens weighing something like 96lbs

FANFARE
MAN!
Director's Commentary: giving fanfare this line is in reference to how she's actually a guy IRL

RUBY
that's you cause you're fat irl btw, internutt!

Internutt starts buffering... something.


Director's Commentary: I searched for the overwatch ult building HUD animation for a year and finally found it on a youtube video with 1K views uploaded by, ironically, a Korean, I suppose it would have made more sense to have the ult start building during the initial kimchi attacks since damage is being delt but there would be too much going on visually and too many jokes being introduced in one sequence so I used it as a tention building device during the staredown here instead, the ult builds to the LOST number 4

FANFARE
Well I'm a half-ton son of a beaner with a winnebago full of weed and welfare cheeeecks.
Director's Commentary: I just copy and pasted the lyrics I originally posted for this song over a decade ago, with the different grammar style for the characters implying that they are just copy and pasting the lyrics too, to differentiate normal dialog from "performing" a song



RUBY
Come on, ksouth, I'm straight but tonight I'll suck your cooooock.
Director's Commentary: ksouth was a literal supermodel that used to hang out with the fanfare artfag crew that got invited to FJS and stevey would try to flirt in his own special way by saying she looked like a tranny


Director's Commentary: their ultimate builds to the LOST number 42

TEKNORAT
God damn duxx.
Director's Commentary: duxx was another artfag crew girl that posted on FJS that stevey was obssessed with

FANFARE
I'm your man duxx.
Director's Commentary: giving fanfare this line is in reference to how fanfare and duxx actually dated IRL... and that fanfare's a guy IRL...

RUBY
I'll get your artfag friends sulisiiiiin.
Director's Commentary: "sulis" was a ROY4L meme that stood for "standing upright, laughing in side", the opposite of ROFLing



TEKNORAT
My threads are funny,

FANFARE
let me into your chatroom,

RUBY
and we can find out what I'm postiiiiinnnnn.


Director's Commentary: their ultimate builds to le ebin sex number 69

FANFARE
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M...

STEVE FUCKING YELLE!



TEKNORAT
ONE!

RUBY
FAT!

FANFARE
MAN!



RUBY
Well I'm the one good poster, heading to the forums looking for some sophie cox and cccccpppp.
Director's Commentary: sophie cox was roflbrothel and caz's IRL friend who stevey would stalk on their facebooks



RUBY
A forum fight to, start the night, then I'm looking for a trap to fuck meeeee.


Director's Commentary: their ultimate builds to the epic white nationalist dog whistle number 88 meaning HH meaning Hail Hitler

TEKNORAT
Nice dick, making me lick,

RUBY
I'll jerk you off even if it hurts my goooouuuut.

TEKNORAT
Well I'm fat, but at least my I'm really funny,

RUBY
And you're not so fucking get oooouuuuut.



FAT STEVEY
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M........

hang on let me do my perk.tv ok back

....STEVE FUCKING YELLE!


Director's Commentary: stevey really would drop what he was saying mid-sentence to do his perk.tv, saved up on the pix of stevey with his sunglasses on for this heavy metal song, somehow I really matched the FJS logo to his shirts motion and color really well even with the lensflare glaring over it

TEKNORAT
ONE!

RUBY
FAT!



FANFARE
MAN!



RUBY
Come post on FJS, you're too funny for GND

FAT STEVEY
but dont bring that iwascruel cunt!


Director's Commentary: love the animation for stevey popping up in the corner there as if to deliver that line, in the movie Neil really does pop-up super fast for some reason

TEKNORAT
Need to smoke some weed, gotta resurect tupac, to spark my perfect blunt.



FANFARE
Well well, I kinda look like a spic, but I dont know because I never met my daaaaaaaad.

But at least he didnt fuck me, like yours did, does getting trolled by me make you maaaaaaad?


Director's Commentary: stevey would barge into conversations accouncing "I never met my dad"

FANFARE, RUBY & TEKNORAT
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M

FANFARE
STEVE

RUBY
FUCKING

TEKNORAT
YELLE!


Director's Commentary: saved up on these cutout heads of the three of us yelling for this gif

FAT STEVEY
YEAH! FJS!

DESOLATION
Such a good L4D2 ref~~


Director's Commentary: this used to be stevey doing the "dat ass" meme pose in his aviators until I figured out that Trollinator joke previously so I agonizingly slowly swapped them out

TEKNORAT
ONE FAT MAN!

ONE FAT MAN!

FANFARE
ONE FAT MAN!

ONE FAT MAN!

RUBY
OOOOOOONE

FAAAAAAAAAAT

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


Director's Commentary: saved up on these cutout heads of the three of us straight up screaming for this gif

Internutt immediately starts a new thread on both accounts.



He selects the most obnoxious K-Pop video on his playlist.


Director's Commentary: special shout out to Logopedia for providing png files of the logos for the various k-pop bands on the dial here

INTERNUTT
RYU GA WAGA!

TUBESURFER
TEKI WO KURAU!
Director's Commentary: reference to what Hanzo yells when using his ultimate in Overwatch


Director's Commentary: that's of course the Girls Generation logo for their ultimate

And posts an autoplay of it in each new thread!


Director's Commentary: this song was being played EVERYWHERE in 2009 and is probably behind KPop getting so big in the west as it was so obnoxiously catchy


Director's Commentary: now I hope you get the jokes with the Overwatch ultimate meter and voice line, the twins summoning these two holographic eastern dragons look just like Hanzo's ultimate, in fact the Overwatch team probably copied them from this movie

TEKNORAT
top literally 100% plastic make-up slathered gook waifus
Director's Commentary: tek used to always mock KPops sky high beauty standards and was happy his wife never got any plastic surgery

RUBY
wtf is this shit?



INTERNUTT
as me god fren cid chioaiousdhuiry say
Director's Commentary: this is internutt trying to spell m0nde's name, Sid Choudhuri

TUBESURFER
That's GEE GEE braaaaaaaaah!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to m0nde ironically telling people "GG brah", as in "good game", and this song being titled "Gee"



RUBY
isnt this the shit that makes soldiers at the DMZ defect?
Director's Commentary: south korea really does do this to north korea, and it works, lmao


Director's Commentary: editing each frame of a screencap of this music video playing, and at appropriate times, like this close-up of the dragons faces being close-ups of the girls faces, took way too much effort, I think you can tell I also squeezed the images a bit horizontally to make it look like the older more square youtube embed from 2010 before youtube went widescreen

TEKNORAT
yeah south korean ones escaping to the north to get away from it!


Director's Commentary: BigRockStarFanz makes another apperance as the moon here

RUBY
who likes this shit? its so fucking grating!

TEKNORAT
the same sort of loser western guys who date asian women expecting some submissive anime girl because they cant get a white woman makes me sick ugh
Director's Commentary: another joke about Tek ending up marrying a korean girl



TEKNORAT
AHHH! ITS TOO CATCHY!!

RUBY
ITS GOING TO BE STUCK IN MY HEAD FOREVER!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!



FAT STEVEY
are any of these traps you cant even tell with asians


Director's Commentary: asians really do make the best traps, which stevey loves

The crowd of lurkers goes wild, they just love Internutt's posting style!


Director's Commentary: I chose the moments in the music video with the most rapid editing for this big finale

He doesn't even care enough to spell properly, meanwhile Ruby wasted weeks making some stupid song. Sad!


Director's Commentary: the closing title card of the music video was used here for the dragons disipating

TEKNORAT
lets just delete our accounts now and get it over with, we just got trolled in front of Robert G, we're fucking done, alol will never accept us now

RUBY
robert G is here? where?

FANFARE
that emo e-boy next to your ex-e-gf



RUBY
THATS ROBERT G?!!


Director's Commentary: since the attention is drawn to Ramona's ring so much here I put her green rep ring in reference to THIS gif from 2009 where I e-proposed to Deso, considered using it for the flashback with m0nde when you see she has a ring on but that would have been inconsistent with the airtight narrative

RUBY
RENO IS ROBERT G?!! HE RUNS ALOL?!?!


Director's Commentary: note the reflection of the ring-kiss in my eyes

RUBY
alright, time to go to work...
Director's Commentary: my second use of this line in this thread, I did used to say it a lot though



TEKNORAT
>implying you have, have had or ever will have a jo-
Director's Commentary: I actually wrote this line fully before realizing I'd already used this exact set-up and punch line at the start of the m0nde fight so changed it to Tek being cut-off by me

RUBY
LEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOYYY!!!
Director's Commentary: I used to scream this meme in games a lot since I am very funny and original

FANFARE
nice vintage frontpage fag fad fam



FANFARE
ya'll already know who we are

ONE!

TWO!!

THREE!!!

FOUR!!!!


Director's Commentary: real video of Teknorat pissing, real video of me typing on my gamer keyboard... try to work out what I'm tying ;]

The Funny Jokes Squad unleash their Internutt diss.


Director's Commentary: when I first realized this sure as shit wasnt getting done in 2010 I decided to go ahead and produce the songs I thought of to appear in this thread, so those 10 songs I released on deso's birthdays back then were all a planned part of this thread, I'd go so far to say that this was the most important song since it's the most plot orientated one since it's when internutt gets rekt, every other song is obviously a parody of the source song or coming up with my own rhyming lyrics, but with this one I just completely improvised insulting internutt as I listened to the music (oh my god, it just hit me why internutt's had a problem with me for... over 10 years... oh my god... ITS THIS SONG LMAO!!! THAT'S REALLY THE ANSWER!!! AHAHAHHAHAH!!! chalk another one up for someone lightly ribbed by me who took it super personally, imagine what I could do if I actually tried to troll someone!)

RUBY
hey internut.... this songs for you... it's nothing personal... honestly it's not...

it's just something that really needs to be said you know? I think it's how the whole forum feels, so don't get too mad over this, alright?

it's about something you do on the forums, it's about a certain kind of thread you're always making, you make them every day, I think you know which ones, well...

YOU'RE FOOOOOOOD THREAAAAADS REALLY FUCKING SUCK! HOOOOONESTLY THEY ARE FUCKING NOT FUUUUUUNNYYYYY! THEEEEEEY ARE REEEEEEEALLY JUST NOT FUNNYYYY IN ANY WAAAAAY SHAAAAPE OR FOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOORM



INTERNUTT
then u wont like............................

TUBESURFER
FOOD THEMED KPOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \(>_<);;;;
Director's Commentary: thankfully there are loads of articles listing food themed KPOP songs since I don't fucking speak Korean



Internutt replies by posting two new threads... each with it's own autoplay!


Director's Commentary: K-POP stans gonna be coming for me for featuring their husbundus in this extremely racist thread


Director's Commentary: the song Yum Yum Yum literally has lyrics in it where they just say "american" over and over again in a song about getting fat from loving food too much lmaooooooo, although it is anachronistic as it came out in 2014

Click both of these ^ at the same time for the full ear rape effect!
Director's Commentary: the cacophony produced by playing all three of these songs, me ranting over power metal and two K-Pop songs, actually works super fucking well to convey the ridiculous power struggle being depicted



RUBY
I MEAN REEEEALLY DO YOU SIT DOOOWN AND THIIIINK DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD THREEEEAAAAD

IF I JUST POSTED ABOUT WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH? IF I JUST POSTED ABOUT MY FAVORITE KINDS OF SANDWHICH? IF I JUST POSTED ABOUT WHAT KIND OF COFFEE I JUST HAAAAD TO DRIIINK?

DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WOULD BE FUNNY? DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA FOR A THREAD? OR ARE YOU MAYBE EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BE MAD WHEN YOU TREAT THE FORUM LIKE YOUUUR FOOOOD BLOOOG?



Obnoxious ching chonging fills up every Internutt thread our heroes try to troll.

TEKNORAT
OH LAWD WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW AUTOPLAY ON A TROLL FORUM?
Director's Commentary: autoplay really did used to be a big problem on the forum where people would just fill threads up with insane earrape lol



FANFARE
BECAUSE OUR ADMINS ARE FUCKING BRAIN DEAD!!

RUBY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!


Director's Commentary: I like my choice of frames on the left video where her mouth is multiplying as if the volume is getting doubling each time

RUBY
alright uh for legal reasons this is officially a parody of bigoted views and does not advocate discrimination or hate against any ethnicity or nationality

other than canadians
Director's Commentary: I really amn't racist I swear, although there really is something odd about canadians, they're like Americans who managed to pretend to be polite and for some reason produce all the biggest white nationalist internet personalities lol



RUBY
I CHOOSE YOU!!!
Director's Commentary: a pokemon reference



RUBY
TROLL SQUAD MEMBER!!!
Director's Commentary: the first member in fact... the one and only....


Director's Commentary: on the pedal is the logo for white supremacist forum stormfront that appears on White Bear's mini-gun

RUBY
｢WHITE BEAR｣ THE RACIST POLAR BEAR!!!!!!!
Director's Commentary: I intend to put le epic JoJo stand name brackets around "white bear" but it won't save in the txt file I'm keeping this thread in and I might forget to add it before I post this thread so if I do just imagine I remembered (actually scratch that it was some autism like a .txt file saved on windows 8 wont save the unicode but a new file saved on windows 10 will idk I hate computers)


Director's Commentary: when this fucking Yeti was summoned in the movie I just KNEW who I was going to turn it into, White Bear is one of my OG gimmicks from before the Troll Squad signature bubble style back when I'd just post cutout png smilies of him and Juliet to post as them, he isn't wearing his eyepatch (reference to Big Boss from MGS who's boss teams inspired the Troll Squad) since it would be too hard to edit and just didn't look good with it on especially from all the angles where you only see one half of his face (in rubynet canon none of them actually are missing an eye, they just want to look cool), proud of this gif where the sudden roaring is actually intimidating since polar bears are scary af irl

WHITE BEAR
WHITE FUCKING POWER YOU YELLOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!


Director's Commentary: the spider graph on the left is a Stand Parameter from JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, an anime I've never watched and only seen meme clips of, I directly parodied each metric on it where the "power" rating is now "owange" as that's like brute force on the internet, "speed" is "edge" since the edgier a piece of information is online the faster it seems to travel like how everyone rushes to see footage of the latest spree shooting or leaked celeb nudes, "range" is now "funny" in reference to the term "comedic range", "durability" is now "meme" as the better a meme something is and the longer it sticks around in online culture, "precision" is now "in-joke" as the best ones tend to be the most obscure and requiring exact knowledge and "potential" is "troll" as the best trolls are ones with a lot of malleability so they can exploit a wide variety of prospective attack options, my autism makes me want to make one of these for each Troll Squad member but I'll force myself to leave it here to not run it into the ground, I had to make it's color the inverse of White Bear's dialog's color so I could in turn invert the image so it would show up white against the black here, 200 IQ graphics design tbh, and special shout out to the autist on tumblr who made a JoJo Stand meme generator (click HERE to use it) and on Internutt's side the stats popping up there are real screencaps from China's Black Mirror style "Social Credit System" where you either lose or gain privilages such as speed of bank loans, welfare, employment, housing, school acceptance, child daycare, travel permission, ect based on your points in five metrics: your financial responsibility, performance at work, close relationships, commuity standing and personal behavoir rated to you by local authorities depending on how good a citizen (according to the one-party to communist state) you are, the joke being I can't tell Chinese from Koreans

WHITE BEAR
IM HERE TO TAKE BACK YOUR HONERARY ARYAN STATUS FROM HITLER!!! OR WAS THAT THE NIPS?!?! IDK YOU ARR ROOK SAME!!!!

YOU GOOKS LOOK LIKE THE HALF-FORMED CLONES FROM THE 6TH DAY KNOCKED UP SOME GREY AYY LMAOS ALIENS AND THE BABY HAD DOWN SYNDROME!!!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to Nazi Germany hilarously calling Imperial Japan "honerary Aryans", The 6th Day is an Arnie movie about cloning I liked as a kid



WHITE BEAR
NO WONDER YOU USE MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS ASIANS ARE ALL ALREADY A SUB-HUMAN HIVE MIND ANT SPECIES!!!

YOU BUNCH OF STATIS DRIVEN KOWTOWING CONFORMIST DRONES HAVE HAD YOUR BRAINS FRIED SO BAD BY CONFUCIANISM YOU HAVE PANIC ATTACKS IF YOU FORGET TO POUR YOUR PARENTS A DRINK FIRST!!!!

ONCE IM DONE WITH YOU YOUR SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE WILL BE LOWER THAN YOUR REPLIES!!!!
Director's Commentary: the east asia being so badly affected by confucianism that people get anxiety about who gets what at the dinner table is an observation Tek made after visiting Korea



INTERNUTT
a tlkin naima,l imagimary frirend?

INTERNUTT
Ruby's autistic teenager gimmick is quickly becoming Ruby's autistic adult reality.
Director's Commentary: another actual mean post from internutt, and true tbqh, point of the corrent gramer here being that Internutt is getting shook and forgot to switch accounts, the downfall of many a forum troll

INTERNUTT
and sit sjsutsrealky fcuking sad! ㅋㅋㅋ



WHITE BEAR
HA HA YOU STARTED TYPING PROPERLY!!!

YOU FUCKING SLOPEHEADS POST WORSE THAN YOU DRIVE!!!

LEMME GOOGLE TRANSLATE THOSE MOON ROONS... LMAO THEY SAY KKK!!! FIRST FUNNY THING YOU'VE EVER TYPED!!!
Director's Commentary: the south korean internet version of typing "lolololololool" is spamming "ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ" since ㅋ sounds like K which sounds like laughing to them, sometimes if a chat wont take korean characters they spam "kekekekeke"


Director's Commentary: please note the effort it took to include the internutt and tubesurfer and matthew fox and tek and fanfare avatars over these tiny performers

RENO (inner monologue)
was that a motherfucking JoJo reference?

and he made 'nutt drop his dyslexia gimmick?

interesting...
Director's Commentary: "motherfucking jojo reference" is a meme itself, 'nutt is internutt's nickname on discord


Director's Commentary: I have actually been hoaring pictures of posters wearing sunglasses for an idea for a Matrix megathread so this came in handy when looking for a pic of Reno wearing shades for this reflection in Gideon's glasses parody

WHITE BEAR
ALL K-POP GIRLS ARE HIGH COST ESCORTS!!! THEIR MANAGERS GET THEM IN DEBT AND MAKE THEM SUCK THEM OFF AND PIMP THEM OUT TO BUISNESS MEN TO ROOFIE AND GANG BANG THEM!!! AND THE BOY BANDS ARE ALL DRAFT DODGING DRUG ADDICT RAPISTS!!!
Director's Commentary: referencing the sexual exploitation of actress Jang Ja-yeon that probably happens to K-Pop girls too and the jailing of K-Pop guys Jung Joon-young and Choi Jong-hoon for gang rapes arranged for them by singer Lee Seung-hyun at his nightclub



INTERNUTT
They are pure virgin idols who aren't even allowed boyfriends!
Director's Commentary: a real rule record companies impose

INTERNUTT
shit! wrong account!



RUBY
well let me sit you down and tell you a simple fact this may be hard for you to hear it may even get you slightly aggrivated in real liiiiiIIIIIIFE

BUT YOU'RE FOOOOOOD THREADS ARE REALLY NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! THEY ARE REALLY! JUST NOT FUNNYYYYYY! AND PLEEEEASE DONT THIIIINK THAT IM GETTING MAAAAAD! IIIII JUST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU THAT YOU'D POST THESE SHIIIIIITTY THREEEEEAAAAaaaAAAADS!

OH MY GOOOOD YOUR FOOD THREAAAAADS ARE SOOOO FUCKING BAAAAAAAAAD

I MEAN REALLY DO YOU THINK THIS IS SOME KIND OF BIG TROLL JUST MAKING THREADS ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE HAD FOR LUNCH? IT'S REALLY NOT FUNNY AAAT AAAAAAAALL!

LET ME TEEEELL YOU SOMETHING: YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TROLL ANYONE BECAUSE NO ONE EVEN READS YOUR FUCKING THREADS! THATS HOW FUCKING BAD THEEEEEEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!



WHITE BEAR
KPOP IS ALL OVERLY-PRODUCED COOKIE CUTTER TRASH MADE BY AN ALGORYTHM RIPPING OFF AMERICAN NIGGER MUSIC!!! SOUTH KOREANS ARE SO CUCKED TO AMERICAN CULTURE THEY EVEN CIRCUMCISE THEIR SONS SO THEIR COCKS ARE EVEN SMALLER THAN NORMAL ASIAN ONES!!! YOUR RAPE CRISIS CENTERS ARE FULL OF KOREAN WOMEN GETTING RAPED BY AMERICAN TOURISTS AND YOU DONT DO SHIT ABOUT IT!!! YOU'RE WHOLE COUNTRY ARE ALL GENGHIS KHAN'S RAPE BABIES!!! YOU EVEN GOT CUCKED BY THE FUCKING JAPS WHEN THEY TOOK YOUR GIRLS AS COMFORT WOMEN!!!
Director's Commentary: K-Pop really does just copy and paste R&B beats and song structures from the early 00s, after the korean war amutilaticans got south koreans to circumcise their kids so now it's at 77% lmao, the rape crisis thing is an anecdotal thing I read in some op-ed piece about sex tourists, genghis khan has his DNA in 16% of men alive today never mind korea which he conquored, comfort woman are something the japs still refuse to recognize


Director's Commentary: I used pictures of the same bear to make this edit look smoother

WHITE BEAR
YOU'RE A WHOLE RACE OF LOW-T SUBMISSIVE NEUROTIC BETA MALES!!!! THATS WHY ASIAN WOMEN WERE MADE FOR BIG WHITE COCKS!!! THATS WHY YOUR BIRTHRATE IS ONE OF THE LOWEST IN THE WORLD!!! THATS WHY THE MEN ARE ALL VIDEO GAME ADDICT NEETS WHO HAVE TO FORM PATHETIC PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH THEIR PEDO-BAIT LOLI-LOOKIN K-POP WAIFUS!!!

YOU'RE ALL SUCH SEX STARVED INCELS THEY NEED TO BAN PORN AND FORCE CELLPHONE CAMERAS TO MAKE A NOISE WHEN YOU TAKE A PIC TO STOP YOU TRYING TO UPSKIRT GIRLS IN PUBLIC BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL PEVERT CUMBRAINS WHO PUT SPY CAMS IN WOMENS BATHROOMS TO JACK YOUR TINY PECKERS OFF TO THEM TAKING SHITS AND DO SEMEN TERRORISM SPUNKING ON RANDOM GIRLS AND PAY MONEY FOR PEDO BLACKMAIL RINGS SNAPCHATS!!!
Director's Commentary: the spy cam thing is a real and big problem in SK refered to as "molka", the snapchats referenced are also real and called "Nth Rooms", "semen terrorism" is also a real thing, get a fucking grip SK (and not on ur dicks)


Director's Commentary: another unironically well animated edit of the polar bear turninghis head at different angles, better than AAA video games where they do shit like just edit in a png of a dog during a CG cutscene

INTERNUTT
you don't know shit! wait until I get the boys from r/asianmasculinity on you!
Director's Commentary: one of many ultra-cringe subreddits dedicated to people with whatever hybrid of racial and sexual grievances lonely people fry their brains with

TUBESURFER
You have used 2 out of 5 login attempts. After all 5 have been used, you will be unable to login for 15 minutes.
Director's Commentary: the 4th most terrifying sentance a poster can read



RUBY
everyoooone... just scrolls passed theeem... we all know that you're an asiaaaan.... so all you really eat iiiiiis

RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE

ALL YOU REEEEALLYYYY EAT IIIIIIIIIIS RIIICE LIKE EVERY OTHER ASIAN YOU EAT IS RICE EVERY FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY



WHITE BEAR
FUCKING AUTOPLAYS OF GOOK MUSIC FUCK OFF!!! I ADBLOCK ANYTHING THAT ISNT WHITE PRIDE POWER METAL!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE ANOREXIC PLASTIC SLUTS HAVE HAD THEIR MANJAWS SHAVEN DOWN BY SURGEONS TRYING TO LOOK LIKE EUROPEAN MASTERRACE!!! THEY LOOK LIKE THEY COME OFF A FUCKING ASSEMBLY LINE EVEN MORE THAN THE USUAL KOREAN!!! THEY LOOK LIKE PROFESSOR PYG'S DOLLOTRONS!!! HALF THE WOMEN IN SEOUL IN THEIR 20S HAVE HAD PLASTIC SURGERY FOR FUCK SAKE!!! THEY HAVE JAW NARROWING AND EYE WIDENING SELFIE FILTERS!!! YOU ALL WANT TO BE WHITE SO BAD YOU SPEND BILLIONS EVERY YEAR ON SKIN LIGHTENING BLEACH THAT GIVE YOU FUCKING CANCER!!!
Director's Commentary: click HERE to view a collection of shaved jawbones from a South Korean plastic surgeons office lmao, 1 in 3 to 1 in 2 women in their 20s in Seoul really have had plastic surgery , Professor Pyg is a Batman villain who removes peoples facial features, genitals and lobotomizes them to "free them from identity", just like every non-white country Korea want to lighten their skin even with carcinogenic creams while white people all think its fashionable to give themselves tans and then get skin cancer from sunbeds lmao, humans!


Director's Commentary: note the effort of having the the kpop video appear behind the fallen rigging, I thought I was onto something by matching up two near identicle looking pink backgrounds since kpop is all so samey lmao but it just makes it look like they are actually the same screencap oh well can't have every gif be a winner

RUBY
YOUUUUU KNOW ALL I EAAAAAT IS MAC AND CHEEEEEEEESE SO MAYBE IF YOU WOULD MAAAAKE A FOOOOD THREAAAAD ABOUUUUT MACARONI AND CHEEEEEEEESE I WOULD ACTUALLYYYYY FUCKING REAAAAAAD ONE FOR OOOOONCE



WHITE BEAR
GO JUMP OFF A SCHOOL ROOF FROM STUDYING FOR EXAMS TOO MUCH!!!! YOUR SHIT COUNTRY HAS ONE OF THE HIGHEST SUICIDE RATES IN THE WORLD!!! EVEN ALL THESE KPOP WHORES AND FAGASS PRETTY BOYS KILL THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY CANT STAND THEIR OWN DERANGED FAN BASES!!! NO WONDER YOUR SOCIETY IS SO FUCKED ITS RUN BY A SECRET FEMINIST WITCH CULT!!!

YOUR WOMEN ARE ALL EITHER INSANE MANHATERS WHO ABORT THEIR MALE FETUSES AND MOLEST LITTLE BOYS OR AIRHEAD DOLTS WHO BELIEVE IN RETARDED SUPERSTITIONS ABOUT DESK FANS KILLING YOU AND BLOOD TYPE ASTROLOGY!!! WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE??? HIV+???!?
Director's Commentary: suicide is the 10th highest in the world in SK, high profile K-Pop suicides include U;Nee, Lee Seo-hyun, Park Yong-ha, Sulli, Goo Hara, Cha In ha, Kim Jong-hyun and Ahn So Jin (and then her brother killed himself, then her friend actress Choi Jin-sil killed herself and then her ex-husband killed himself, all because of K-Pop stans blaming them for her death, jesus christ!), the SK President had to resign when it came out she was heavily manipulated by a new-age cult leader, Womad is an edgy TERF message board in SK where the femcels on there boast about aborting male fetuses, make fun of soldiers who die, advocating murdering men and one member even went to australia to make cp of herself molesting a little boy to epic own the patriarchy, "fan death" and "blood type astrology" are real things koreans believe in


Director's Commentary: I like the animation of white bear suddenly lunging, maybe should have paired it up with screencaps of a k-pop girl from a wide angle rather than close up on lips so it looks like he's about to eat her or something

RUBY
BECAUSE YOUR FOOD THREADS ARE REALLY BORING NO ONE EVEN CLICKS OOOON THEM JUST TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR REPLIES

TEKNORAT
SPOILERS: IT'S ZERO!



WHITE BEAR
GOOKS LIKE YOU CANT EVEN BE ALCHIES RIGHT YOU CANT HANDLE YOUR DRINK AT ALL!!! JUST DIE OF ALCOHOL POISONING ALREADY!!!

STOP STUFFING YOUR MOONFACE FULL OF TASTELESS BLAND KOREAN GARBAGE SEAFOOD SHIT YOU OBESE FAT FUCK AND GO STARVE YOURSELF TO DEATH FROM PLAYING STARCRAFT FOR TOO LONG!!! OR LEAVE THE PANIC ROOM IN YOUR MUMS BASEMENT SHE HIDES IN FROM LOAN SHARKS COMING TO PIMP HER OUT SO YOU CAN INHALE ALL THE AIR POLUTION FROM CHINA AND GET LUNG CANCER!!! OR SLIT YOUR THROAT WITH A DESK FAN SO YOUR RETARDED CULTURE CAN FINALLY BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING!!! JUST DIE!!!

YOU ASIANS ARE MEANT TO BE GOOD AT MATH BUT KOREANS CANT EVEN COUNT YOUR OWN AGES PROPERLY!!! HERE'S AN EASY TEST FOR YOU TO TAKE AND MAKE FAMIRY AN ANSHESTAH PLOUD: HOW MANY REPLIES DO YOUR THREADS GET???!?!
Director's Commentary: dying from ODing on starcraft is a real thing thats happened to Koreans, as is having a panic room in your basement to hide from debt collectors which run rampant even when they force women to work in brothels and get their mentally disabled family members to work on farms, air polution is also a concern, Koreans tradition has an odd way of calculating their age where you are born at the age of 1 and gain a year in age on new years eve, so you can be "2 years old" when only 1 day old in Korea lmao


Director's Commentary: more attention to detail with the Sex Bob-Omb crew featured in like 6 pixels each

RUBY
YOU ALWAYS GET ZERO REPLIES BECAUSE YOUR FOOD THREADS FUCKING SUCK THEY'RE NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM THEY ARE HONESTLY THE WORST FUCKING THREADS ON THE FORUM YES AND IM EVEN INCLUDING BARRYS IN THAT THEYRE ARE THAT FUCKING UNFUNNY HONESTLY DUDE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN POST THAT TRAAAAAAAASH? YOU SHOULD JUST DROP THAT GIMMICK BECAUSE ITS REALLY UNFUNNY AND WHEN I SEE THEM ALL I REAAAAAD IIIIIIIIS
Director's Commentary: White Bears last line was setting up my line in the song of answering how many replies he gets

WHITE BEAR
CHING CHONG PING TING FING NING CHING CHONG CHING CHING CHING CHANG CHING CHING
Director's Commentary: this is the only line from the original song that white bear sings since it's the most racist lmao


Director's Commentary: thought of animating this split screen effect but the lightning bolt seperator would be a bitch to edit around and I think it works better as a still image where you can see details like the felections in our eyes and white bear frothing at the mouth

WHITE BEAR
I BET YOUR MOM IS THE GOOK ONE WHO HATES ASIAN MEN AND SHE GOT KNOCKED UP BY YOUR WHITE BETA YELLOW FEVER FATHER!!!

ISNT THAT RIGHT YOU ELLIOT RODGERS HAPA MESSED-UP MIXED-UP MUTT?!?!?!

WELL OPEN THOSE SLIT EYES AS WIDE AS YOU CAN YOU DOG EATING FUCK YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS THIS!!!!
Director's Commentary: Elliot Rodgers, the half-white half-asian incel spree shooter, who resented his white father for fucking his asian mom and cursing him to be mixed race


Director's Commentary: the blood on his mouth there is from a pic of a polar bear eating a seal, maybe white bear has some canadian in him

INTERNUTT
ITS CATS WE EAT YOU STUPID ROUNDEYES I M-MEAN I-IM MOSTLY WHITE!

TUBESURFER
You have used 4 out of 5 login attempts. After all 5 have been used, you will be unable to login for 15 minutes.
Director's Commentary: I thought of including all 5 variations of this message but the joke and tention gets across with just the two failed attempts and the final message, comedy rule of three wins again



WHITE BEAR
YOU SEAL CLUBBING PUCK FUCKING MILK BAGGING MAPPLENIGGER LEAFS AREN'T WHITE EITHER AND KOREANS EAT DOGS SO MUCH YOU FUCKING CLONE THEM TO HAVE MORE TO EAT YOU TRIAD TINTY TINY TWO INCH DICKED NAILSALON NIP NURPIN NIGGA NINJA SQUINTY SLANT SOY SAUCE SLURPING SEAWEED SUCKING SLEEPWALKING SIMPSON SUNNY SIDE UP COIN SLOT BEADY EYED IRONING BOARD BODIED BUCKET HEADED PIKACHU POST-IT PIGMENTED PANCAKE FACED PLATE TOSSING TEST TAKING TAXI TSUNAMI DODGING JAUNDICE SKINNED LEGO MAN RICE MUNCHING MUNG MONGOLOID ZIPPERHEADED YELLOW YANGMO YOBO YOLK YIGGER WING WANG PING PANG CHING CHANG CHUNG CHONG CHINK KINK DINK GINK GOOK GO BACK TO WORST KOREA AND GET NUKED BY BASED BIG KIMMY!!!!!!!!!!
Director's Commentary: special shout out to the racial slur database yet again


Director's Commentary: the pic of white bear raging out is from the DVD cover of the horror movie Unnatural/Maneater

INTERNUTT
UCK WHAT WASTEH PASWORD

TUBESURFER
Wrong username or password. You have used up your failed login quota! Please wait 15 minutes before trying again. Don't forget that the password is case sensitive.
Director's Commentary: this isn't really in reference to anything to do with internutt I just liked the idea of a character who uses alts getting fucked by failing to log into it


Director's Commentary: tbh internutt is just super boring without much material to work with, fitting the asian, spamming music and alt jokes happen to match up with the twin characters who have literally no lines in the movie lis

RUBY
YOUR FOOD THREADS SUCK AND I DONT REALLY GIVE A FUCK THEYRE SO HORRIBLE AND UNFUNNY THAT I JUST REALLY NEEDED YOU LET YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE SO BAD THAT NO ONE EVEN READS THEM ANY MORE

SO PLEASE... just drop... this tired... old worn out gimmick



Internutt becomes so insecure about his Korean heritage that he quits the forums forever and wastes thousands of dollars on eye widening surgery.
Director's Commentary: eye widening surgery is another pathetically huge thing in SK and especially K-Pop


Director's Commentary: a rare gif I didn't have to edit at all

WHITE BEAR
WHIIIIIITE POOOWEEEERRRR!!!


Director's Commentary: think I did a good job syncing up the polar bear fading away without revealing the yeti but still leaving that moment where the glowing eyes linger

The forum realizes Internutt is just another drunkpuppies rip-off and cheer for him getting owned.
Director's Commentary: only after writing this did I realize maybe it's not a gimmick and internutt just really is so drunk from asian low alcohol tolerance he legit can't type properly when he posts, all jokes aside if reno can kick the bottle you can too bro



DESOLATION
That was... really racist!

RENO
*69% sarcastically, 420% ironically, 666% mockingly, 9/11% satirically, 1337% deridingly, 1488% mordacitly, 9001% acerbitly and maybe about 4% if I'm being generous best I can do for you buddy sincerely claps*


Director's Commentary: I think these lines both read really funnily when accompanied by the expressions on reno and MEWs faces if I do say so myself

TEKNORAT
so... just between you and me asian girls can be pretty hot
Director's Commentary: reference to... well, I'm sure you know by now

RUBY
not my thing but some people mistake trollinator for asian a lot so maybe it is
Director's Commentary: just like how people (me) think piss jugs looks asian



TEKNORAT
ok heres my question: what on earth are you doing?
Director's Commentary: "ok heres my question" is something Tek would start a lot of sentances with

RUBY
getting a new gimmick


Director's Commentary: I was struggling to think of what the extra life Scott gets could be, raised rep points? and then it hit me, Care Frog hasn't been used yet, originally a reference to the smilie of kermit the frog looking condecendingly fake-interested

Ruby makes his way through the sea of guests to post with Deso but bumps into...

TROLLINATOR
I stapled my face.
Director's Commentary: all previous instances of Trollinator's fucked up face were from before she staples her face for this gag, this line is such an authentically autistic Cameron thing to say I misremembered it as an actual quote from the show


Director's Commentary: featured here are 2010 era /tv/ lesbian tripfags SK and I <3 Summer who were huge Glau fans, SK came first and she was this super perverted British NEET who'd brag about her neetbux while living in a complete pigsty who mostly liked fellow redheads she'd draw fanart of (and in turn people would draw fanart of HER with her waifus and in turn again they'd get PORN EDITS made of them lmao) and who'd post about wanting Cameron from T:SCC to torture and kill her (even had Cameron's model ID, TOK715, as her tripcode somehow) and varous other Glau characters to rape or cannibilize her, insanely based, and then I <3 Summer came along and was like the desexualized American adaptation of the same person who would autistically waifupost but keep it PG (although she once let slip she masturbated in the bath with a faucet which they never let go) because she was Christian (she'd rationalize this by saying the bible is only against male homosexuality and not lesbos lol, true tho), most intersting thing I remember about her is /tv/ found that that "VG Cats" webcomic had plagerized one of her posts, very funny how common this sort of thing is with big internet personalities, meanwhile this thread is 100% my original work fuck you, anyway hope they're both doing well, on the left is my waifu Lola from the movie I've probably seen the most just from it always being on TV Transporter 2 representing no-name user "lola" one of the many girls it seems someone talks into signing up, posts once and then never posts again, picked this extra for the way she's holding her hand that could have a glock shooped into it

RUBY
uh good for you but sorry I'm a cool dude who doesnt care
Director's Commentary: here I'm using my new Care Frog gimmick if you don't get the joke



EXT. THE YTMNSFW FORUMS

RUBY
deso!! I have something I have to tell you


Director's Commentary: only edit in this image is the super out of focus matthew fox face in the background lol

DESOLATION
I have something I need to tell you too.

RUBY
I don't care you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting trolled and I don't care about whatever reason it is you don't want to discuss your real life I don't even care about saying this on a forum where noone's meant to take anything serious: I'm in Lost with you

DESOLATION
What?

RUBY
I really really mean it


Director's Commentary: didn't bother to edit the posters in the background as they're so out of focus

DESOLATION
Oh... ok...

RUBY
ok your turn what did you want to tell me?

DESOLATION
I think I'm going to have to put you on my block list.

RUBY
what? d-don't make me drop my new cool guy d/c gimmick it's like 1 minute old
Director's Commentary: d/c was an ooble meme meaning "don't care"

DESOLATION
It's reno... I just cant... I just cant stop chatting with him.


Director's Commentary: really happy I went with this gag of just MEW being Deso's avatar for the finale since her expressions really do sell all these lines

RENO
that's the bad news, the good news is I'm officially luuuuh-ving the fun joke squad

RUBY
funny jokes squad

RENO
a self-deprecating troll forum spin-off with a smoking hot redheaded girl gimmick? its so ironic I would love it if I wasnt so dead inside


Director's Commentary: this logo for ALOL that on the shirt and pin that appears throughout is in reference to my LOST gifs from 2008 where it appears on the bottom of the helicopter that's meant to be from ALOL since the forum never had a consistent logo so I made one for them out of a popular smiley of I think Adair's face

FANFARE
redheaded girl gimmick?

RENO
now I dont care if you're not actually funny at all you would be a smash hit with the hipsters over at alol who love a good schadenfreude lolcow so I am officially inviting you to come and post with us!


Director's Commentary: when I first made the posters seen in the background here I did a typo "ytmnsw" that I only noticed and corected when you first see the images before copying it over here, the "pee" joke is in the movie itself lol, my sincere apologizes to Tek for characaterizing him for giving a shit about the freakshows over at ALOL but his occasional wacky schemes to make good content on the forums like our podcast, elaborite troll plan or various video game videos reminded me of Stephen Still's grind to improve his musical career

RENO
see, I'm not such a mean troll after all, just register your accounts here

RUBY
you think we're going to fall for that babbys first troll to get our IPs and emails? I'm not signing up for anything y-


Director's Commentary: this is actually the registration form for volvoforums.co.uk lmao

RUBY
GODDAMN IT TEK!

TEKNORAT
niggers cant be choosers

RUBY
I cant post on any forum this faggot posts on!



RENO
ouch! that would hurt my feeling if they hadn't already been ripped to shreds by years of emotional suffering and love's cruel torment and playing really shitty western video games


Director's Commentary: special shoutout to reno for having quite a range of stupid facial expressions in his selfies

RENO
you gotta learn some restraint, especially when in such a flummoxingly superlative consortium
Director's Commentary: I think using annoyingly big words was a gimmick of reno's like literally 12 years ago but I might be confusing it with vitafin, but it works for his characterization itt lel

RUBY
I'd rather restrain a noose around my fucking NECK!

TEKNORAT
but we need you, you have no life and can post all day long!

RUBY
well you'll just have to find someone who's as big a loser as me


Director's Commentary: fanfare's real email can be seen in the email field

FAT STEVEY
hi I'm Steven Yelle
Director's Commentary: a real way stevey would introduce himself into a conversation

TEKNORAT
how'd you log on so fast?

FAT STEVEY
tapatalk + dashlane bitch
Director's Commentary: dashlane was a password service stevey boasted about using, to this day I don't know what tapatalk is but he used to shill for it too

FANFARE
we don't really need-

FAT STEVEY
eyebrows

I'll sign up but I have a condition
Director's Commentary: just saying "eyebrows" is an insult stevey used to use for fanfare based on his bushy eyebrows irl

RENO
name it

FAT STEVEY
gout
Director's Commentary: "I have a condition" "name it" "[illness]" is an actual legit joke I thought up on my own and am suprised I'm not copying it from anywhere else



RENO
w'elp! registered, registered, registered and we are all set to post on almighty lol! you have now achieved the highest honor a ytmnsfw poster can ever dream of! being accepted on alol! villycakes, shall we?
Director's Commentary: I think that middle line is an actual thing ooble posted once


Director's Commentary: screencap from reno on webcam with the username "militarygradecum", his steam names could probably fill a book of cum jokes

RENO
yo, ruby! we really should be thanking each other, I mean if it wasnt for me desolation would never even know about your little "ytmnsfw" forum and if it wasnt for you desolation wouldnt have realized how brobdingnagianally opulent I am when compared to the common and current poster
Director's Commentary: "common and current" is an insult elezzzark has used


Director's Commentary: the "hard rock" logo reading "hard r" is from some random meme picture, the sign on the side of the bus is an actual "colored go to back of bus" sign from segregation in the U.S. lol, I googled "bang bus logos" to put on the bus as a joke and actually found at random one saying "reno bang bus" lmao, click HERE to buy a tapestry with it


RUBY
yeah, well... that word had "anally" in it
Director's Commentary: I found the word "brobdingnagianally" by googling like "pretentious big words" lol

RENO
oh, one last thing, buddy... between you and I, the whole league of evil internet friends thing, I was in a really dark place when I put that together, I mean darker than usual, it was like an isekai with saki yoshida in the grave of the fireflies level dark, I was just listening to lostprophets and head banging against my computer desk all night long when I heard village had desecrated herself by interacting with you, so I hope you understand, no hard feelings yeah?
Director's Commentary: isekai is a genre of manga featuring the protagonist traveling to another world or time period, saki yoshida is the protagonist of a notoriously depressing hentai about a nerdy girl having her life destroyed by drug addiction, grave of the fireflies is a famously sad anime about japanese children trying to survive the firebombings in WW2, head banging to lostprophets is I think a real thing reno told me he does



TEKNORAT
YES! this is a better ego boost than fucking a black girl and saying im my head "you're my nigger to fuck" the entire time!
Director's Commentary: something Tek boasted about doing once, and to a weeb black girl Reno used to date no less lmao

FANFARE
I've forgiven you for a lot, but miscegenation is pushing it
Director's Commentary: reference to Tek doxxing fanfare and him getting forgiven literally on FJS like a decade later, miscegenation means race mixing, a reference to fanfare always going on about fellow Louisianian David Duke

RUBY
oh... I said "Lost"...

FAT STEVEY
miss me with that weapons grade ooftopium homie
Director's Commentary: turn of phrase I stole from a youtube videos thumbnail about how koko the gorilla couldn't really talk but tweaked the spelling slightly to include the copium meme since this is the kind of thing stevey would have said ironically

RUBY
I really need to drop that gimmick...


Director's Commentary: knew I was saving up this pic of Tek winking for a good moment, poster on the wall represents user "Nope" and was used here for the theme of this scene being rejection, in the snow is traces of a sand sign deso made at the beach saying "tim + keith FJS"