Director's Commentary: this posts title is a parody of the graphic novel Volume 6's title Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour

EXT. MY HOUSE - LATER THAT EVENING

Ruby's effort sign is fading into nothing, just like his posting career and this forum.


Director's Commentary: think this pic of the snow matches the snowy outdoors scenes we're getting in the movie now well

He bangs his head against one of the many unfunny posts that litter the forum.


Director's Commentary: get it? it's a literal post he's banging his head against, reused this joke from one of my speech bubble signatures where Matthew Fox and Evangaline Lily are both leaning against a post marked "this is a funny post" as a method of psychic driving

INT. MSN CHAT WITH RUBY'S SISTER - NIGHT

RUBY'S SISTER
rrrroobay wuzshe yiz heavy wan fair bilin hen?
Translation: Ruby was she your one true very hot woman?

RUBY
my what?

RUBY'S SISTER
ah telt cultya edgy shaggin oot sam bairn we'er? mebbes aye mebbes naw?
Translation: I mean could you see having a baby with her? maybe yes maybe no?



RUBY
like... adopting cheyeah as our posting noob together?

she got my toon pregnant in second life but I had to abort, just didn't have the lindens
Director's Commentary: a real thing me and Deso did, where two a-list posters would adopted a new poster to show them the posting ropes, second line is in reference to Deso and I getting this pregnancy minigame add-on thing in second life, click HERE to see us discovering the second life planned parenthood,
click HERE to see us arguing with a woman for interupting her birth,
click HERE to see our baby being concieved,
click ]HERE for piss play,
click HERE to see us arguing about whether to have an abortion or not,
click HERE to see what pushed me to abort, quite the drama

RUBY'S SISTER
dinny yiz kena thae ext herry naw tay lumber uh coo wae layvin twangers, divsoid balloon
Translation: Maybe you'll learn for the next girl not to date a cow with eleven evil boyfriends, retarded idiot.

RUBY
7

RUBY'S SISTER
och wez poke mere rajjy gammy dobbers unner seshies
Translation: Oh we fuck more dirty disgusting cocks per session.



Ruby's Sister gets a call from one of her IRL friends.

RUBY'S SISTER
aye ah kenez pure glaikit menal stonkin min, boot pished may breeks roarin, laddies jammy mare knackered oot fae embdy, fookin plonker uptae iz honkin oxters an minger boots, pure deed bellend
Translation: Yeah I know he's definately very incredibly retarded man, I about pissed my pants laughing, kids luck is more tired out than anybody's, fucking idiot is up to his smelly armpits in undesirable women, very very dickhead.



INT. THE GAY TANK - NIGHT

Ruby stumbles into a thread Barry is having cyber sex in with this song blarring away to cover the gay sex noises.


Director's Commentary: classic aussie comedy

RUBY
OH JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE!
Director's Commentary: a real thing I scream in video games

BARRY
DONT READ THIS THREAD!!!


Director's Commentary: on the TV is a real pic of Garfield meeting porn star Ron Jeremy from the VHS era when male pornstars always looked like goblins lmao implying Garfield is playing his personal gay porn movies for Barry, Ron Jeremy is also in court for 34 sex crimes lmao

BARRY
you pretty much just read me cybering with some guy... and I apologize for that... and he apologizes too

GARFIELD
sorry! just here for the monthly hole repair check-up!
Director's Commentary: there is some bizzare running joke on the forums about Garfield being a "hole (anus) repair doctor" and of course Barry would need his expertise

RUBY
it's fine, in like 05 I read eaglebird cybering with another furry on the forums and I was actually jacking off to it before I realized the other one was a guy too, so I joined in on the roleplay-

BARRY
oh yeah? *starts giving you a handy*

RUBY
no I mean like, I roleplayed that I was this guy walking in with a flamethrower and killing them all for being furry faggots, I'm not gay, I mean I only do gay things ironically, like this handjob
Director's Commentary: a real story, I was also fully dressed getting ready to go out to the store with my dad too lmao

BARRY
ruby you know i love you, in a totally gay way, but im gonna need this forum tonight... it's for gay cybering in, I need to jerk him off next

RUBY
right...

BARRY
i may need it for the rest of the week too

RUBY
right...

BARRY
and the year

RUBY
I get it, you want me to find a new forum

BARRY
maybe you can post on one of desos other forums... the tl;dr... trolls in a cave... off topic rapists... any of them
Director's Commentary: rule of three joke about a forum called "off topic raiders" only deso will get

RUBY
well she's posting on alol with reno...

BARRY
oh man... its probably just because hes a better poster than you

RUBY
yeah...

BARRY
either way, this stupid will-they-wont-they running joke is over, get comfy in your tartan blanket and let me blow you or gtfo


Director's Commentary: yes that's my real dick, yes it's seven inches long and extremely thick, yes I am still a 30 year old virgin, couldn't miss the chance for a handjob joke with the way Wallace is touching Scott there, in the background is a poster StompleB made for Deso, THIS avatar I made for Deso and I's Suicide Squad commentary (the "rubys lil monster" shirt and BBC, "autistic" and FJS tear-drop tats always crackedme up), another avatar I made for Deso and I playing L4D based on a drawing some redditor comissioned for him and his epic wife who loves zombie movies, on the wall is also Garfield's spinal tumor x-ray he posted and above it is probably dead by now Kackerot's tumor x-ray he posted years ago, the jokes in Garfield's pop-up are a real way cancer is cataloged with T, N and M being followed by numbers meaning different things bu with memes such as T2 being in reference to Terminator 2 one of my fav movies, N16 reading as "NIG", and M8 being how General Doli used to type "mate"

Ruby gets an incoming Skype call.

GARFIELD
it's for ruby

BARRY
its for you, big guy
Director's Commentary: the exchange "it would be extremely painful" "you're a big guy" "for you" is the corner stone of the baneposting meme from The Dark Knight Rises that came out in 2012 (although the opening plane scene was shown before Mission Impossible 4 in IMAX in late 2011 if you want to get autistic about it)

RUBY
nice baneposting meme from a movie that's not meant to come out for another two years thanks for ruining the pretense this is 2010
Director's Commentary: a callback to me plastering baneposting memes anachronistically on a previous scene in Scott's appartment yet having the gal to accuse Barry of breaking keyfabe

BARRY
it's the exact same line in the movie fuck off
Director's Commentary: it really is

RUBY
hello?



RENO
hey brosephine, I just want to say I feel lamentably sorrowful about earlier I dont want you to slit your wrists with a system of a down CD which I've no doubt interrupted you doing so I thought I'd be the funnier poster and just skype you
Director's Commentary: I used to love SOAD when I was like 12

RUBY
is deso with you?

RENO
I dont know, are you with me?

DESOLATION
Yes daddy.

RUBY
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOUUFCIKIUGNOFGFUS DFSGGYTFJAJFOJFFUCKINGFPEOICEFOFHSFUCKINGODDGODFUCKIGNIFUFKCVIFGGODFUCJUINGJESSUFUCKINGCHRISTGOFGDHG UDKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFKC

RENO
jeez buddy I didnt mean to troll you 10/10, maybe just 9/10


Director's Commentary: the drawings stuck up on the throne are from Reno's sister, the first one depicting a boy glueing his broken heart back together but Reno interprets as him playing with his massive veiny scrotum, the penguine drawing is I think Gushes, the sign reads "you got a ballsack I got a ballsack play with my ballsack" which has always stuck with me as peotic, random meme can from 4chan on the armrest, saved up this pic of Reno with the headset mic down for when he's on the phone

RUBY
no that was just me jacking off to being cucked go on
Director's Commentary: tbh cucking is kinda hot but only if it's a lesbian cucking you, you cucking a lesbian or you cucking your girl since the mainstream versions are kinda gay and eroticizing another man's dominance or submission in accordance to you and I'm actually not gay if you'd believe it


Director's Commentary: mug reads "worlds best gay", again couldn't pass up on a jacking off joke from how Scott's hand is jerking back and fourth, couldn't be fucked to edit in memes on the wall as my autism would force me to have to do it in the other iamges too

RENO
ooh let's see! nothing cements a friendly bromance like sharing dick pics!

uncut... good for proving you're a member of the superior aryan race and sticking it to the ZOG menace

love how it gets thicker along the shaft, almost like a dog's knot, very memeable

a nice cock there bro, triggering the ol oral fixation actually

want me show you my big chungus?
Director's Commentary: Reno and his male friends really do share dick picks and I remember being in a skype call with them discussing it and a girl asked if this was normal for guys lmao

RUBY
I literally narrowed my eyes clint eastwood style as I heard that
Director's Commentary: describing my facial reactions is something I do a lot when chatting


Director's Commentary: saved up this pic of Reno with his tongue in his cheek for this gag about him looking at my dick pix

RENO
dont squirt your cum cums before I can get them in my tum tum! as you no doubt know since eeeeeveryones talking about it, I'm posting a new poetry thread on alol this evening and the fjs crew is going to be dropping the comedy replies in it so I'm sure it would feel really unironic for all of us if you weren't there getting raged, they just posted a few goodones and the replies in here are AMAZIN!!!

RUBY
maybe I'll browse over there

RENO
I hope so brah, I dont want anymore trolling between deso's internet friends, what do you say?

RUBY
uugghh

RENO
alright make sure to bring your funniest gim-oh wait I forgot who I was talking to for a minute there, nvm! bring that harry potter guy or whoever
Director's Commentary: joke being "barrypothead" is a parody of "harry potter"

RUBY
timlolololol?
Director's Commentary: joke being user timlolololol used harry potter as his avatar


Director's Commentary: drinks on the armrest are the mandatory gamer girl pee and tropicana and tanqueray which Reno has actually told me he likes to mix

RENO
yeah that's right! tim! sorry all you d-listers just sort of blend together to me into one big mass of unnotability, like those no-namers that got their avatars alstopace'd, or maybe that's just the faceblindness from my autism, anyway, layta biiiiiiiitch!
Director's Commentary: joke being that Barry's real name is Tim, so Reno gets them even more mixed up, "layta biiitch" is something the best twitch stramer ever MrMouton says a lot


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Director's Commentary: had to find some way to feature all the avatars Alsto Pace gave no-namers when Clay gave everyone mod for April fools 2006 since I wanted to include them in the credits but didn't have their roriginal avatars saved, I thought of maybe saving them for a sequence in some megathread where a large amount of clones are featured, like maybe the Burly Brawl in Matrix Reloaded, but that thread'll never be made until 2070, so I went ahead and just crowbarred it into this dialog exchange here, think I actually wrote a pretty good joke about him mixing up timlolol and barry that no one will get other than me who remembers timlololol

GARFIELD
that guy was more cancerous than my ass!
Director's Commentary: reference to Garfield's lowerback spinal cancer

BARRY
what a fucking obnoxious hipster, i couldn't even cum to his cuckolding RP

dude forget what i posted earlier


Director's Commentary: on the wall is a L4D2 poster I made for the time Marks98 interupted Deso and I's romantic date, we joked about Coach being Uncle Phil the whole time, another cute poster I made for deso, I included a lot of classic deso posters to build-up the feeling that she's really on my mind in this scene, yes that's Barry's real curved penis, on Garfield's shirt is an emote of a black spaceman with watermelon over the spaceman on his shirt in the movie, a small detail is on Wallace's shirt he has it embroidered with "W.W." for Wallace Wells, so I changed it to "www.notytmnsfw.com", Barry's old spin-off forum we used to call timnet that he made literally because he got bad about the rep system being abused on my forum lmao, of course it died along with every other spin-off from my forum, you come at the king you best not miss

BARRY
FUCK THAT FAGGOTS INTERNET LIFE UP THE ASS!!!


Director's Commentary: this gag where Scott's roommate's robe slips open to show him his cock is from a deleted scene but it was just too good not to use as a tim's curved cock sight gag, the gay pride Australian tattoo on his chest is from Keithinator's signature, that's screencaps of Garfield showing his asshole on stickam in the background, also the last Home Alone poster parody, since by then the novelty of being Home Alone had worn off, featuring Tek and Tim coming to rape me to continue the gay sex theme of the image as I bite my lip as I look at Tim's cock, just to remind you I'm not gay

Ruby rushes to put on his favorite graphic T he got for his last birthday.


Director's Commentary: I don't really own a LOST shirt but my dad used to get me a lot of cringe graphic t-shirts until I had to ask him to stop, but I did really write "fanfare" across my naked body with kitkats and take pictures to post on IRC, which is what is breifly revealed on my real chest in this gif

He draws his katana, folded 1000 times by Cold Steel. The blade sellers not the Sonic meme.
Director's Commentary: that's a real blade retail company and they're even cringier than the sonic the hedgehog meme


Director's Commentary: I grew my fingernails out for months for this gif, note the blade wobbles as it's drawn as I can barely hold-up a like 2lb metal bar, note the GTA5 and Red Dead Redemption posters on the wall, games I've played with Tek

He puts on his yellow posting gloves to protect his inch long fingernails from the furious typing about to take place.



Definately not to hide them because he's ashamed of forcing this meme for years.


Director's Commentary: I have a 300 poster on my wall as an IRL reference to my 300 gifs, the magazine page I cutout and stuck on my wall like 16 years ago because I thought Killer7 was such a badass deep game when I was 14, other posters are an Avengers 2 poster, postcards Vitafin has tried to stalk and magazine pages of Kristen Bell and Scarlett Johansson to counter-act the 300 poster of Gerard Butler's 8-pack subtly turning me gay for being in my periferal vision for my every waking moment for literally half my life, I remember Tek telling me it'd be cringe to cover my walls in pictures of hot girls so I kept it to those two... and a Trollinator poster... and an Evangaline Lily in the dogshit Hobbit movies...

Ruby googles to get to ALOL... but it doesn't show up? Due to being an uber leet haker, he knows what that means.


Director's Commentary: I considered redoing this gif to change the date, add a gag about using DuckDuckGo instead of google and maybe taking out the child porn tab as I'd already used that joke for internutt but I can't be fucked as there's even less results for anything ALOL related now adays, it's all League of Legends content lmao, surprised I didn't put any other memes in the tabs

He leaves the gays in the gay tank to find an even gayer gay in an even gayer gay tank.


Director's Commentary: another good edit of the text on the door moving with it imho

EXT. THE DARK WEB - NIGHT

He does the T-1000 run over to ALOL.
Director's Commentary: "the T-1000 run" is how Simon Pegg describes his run in Hot Fuzz, another Edgar Wright movie

He's running faster than when he had to find Lexie in Second Life to save her from Teal Swan's cult.
Director's Commentary: once stevey told me his friend Lexie was going to have a threesome with a woman called "Teal" and my encyclopedic knowledge of bad things kicked in and she wouldn't talk to me about it so I had to literally run through Second Life to find her redpill her on this cult leader who talks people into suicide over proximity chat, I probably literally saved her life

You don't want to take your time moving through these rough parts of the internet.



ALOL is on the dark web, where you can buy drugs and CP, and the dark web is pretty fucked up too.


Director's Commentary: "open PDF files" is a reference to how tiktok zoomers have to say that instead of "pedophiles" to not anger the algrorythm, the neon sign for pro-pedo acceptance youtuber Mr. Girl's callin show is seen, the stop sign has the red padlock warning symbol when you try to connect to an unsecure website, the skull and crossbones symbols are user "preature"s avatar, the parked cars are all users, Cams Purple Lambo, adam mcd, thegeneralLee, LuthiX, the numberplate reading "irn bru" is a real one someone sent me once, the numberplate reading "waifu" is owned by notorious 4chan black pedophile "thad" famous for being arrested for CP and telling the FBI every instance of boasting about owning CP on his facebook was "just a joke", another volvo logo in shoutout to the volvoforums, alphaproteus is the t-rex in the jet fighter and he's being aimed at by one of the hitmen you can allegedly hire on the dark web (you cant they're all undercover cops) since he's dead irl of cancer RIP, simio is the rocket on the upper right, in the child porn emporium there's Chris Hansen with Pedobear and Jeffery Epstein, Prince Anrew, Bill Clinton and Lisa's dad and troll user account Gordon up to their usual tricks and I'm still not telling you what 222 means, on the Silk Road is Dread Pirate Roberts the username of it's creator who actually went to the same highschool as Desolation and after he got busted they took his graduating picture down lul and references to the famous drug using posters Donny who most likely died of a drug overdose, Lisa's would-be baby daddy meth dealer Peter O'Quinn who registered just to argue with her, behind him is his friendzoned granny orbiter Anne Peterson, Miss Piggy an alt making fun of Lisa, plugdrugs whos username is actually a reference to hiding drugs up your ass and Walter White and his blue meth as a tip of the fedora to my megathread about it's finale and also representing discorder "dopeman", the anime poster on the far left of the fence in the background is a notorious Hungarian alt-righter bus stop poster click HERE to view it, I'll give the rundown of the others when they appear closer up later on

CRAPPER
sorry, ALOL is private and invite only, whats the password?
Director's Commentary: since piemanmoo was originally cast as this guy crapper has already appeared in an early gif I couldn't be fucked remaking, ALOL really did become invite only, cringe!

RUBY
uh... I like anime?

CRAPPER
cool, TNG threads are on the left of the posting shed, tom yorke youtube embeds start at midnight, enjoy
Director's Commentary: ALOL loved Star Trek: The Next Generation and Tom Yorke for some reason


Director's Commentary: came up with this actual joke about someone putting their hand up to ask for a PW they have written on there and I hereby copyright it, note the sucker is made out of cum, the references to sheds in crapper's dialog and his jacket are because he used to get on webcam very clearly in a fucking shed he posted from, on the wall is the user "pp41" as the keypad and on it is the user "PrintScrn" and it's displaying the meme of The Hayao Miyazaki, co-founder of studio Ghibli, saying "anime was a mistake" as you are about to see some real twisted weeb shit, he never actually said that, but he did mock the anime style as "produced by humans who can't stand looking at other humans, and that's why the industry is full of otaku!" which is even harsher lmao

DUSTIN
second password?
Director's Commentary: originally this guy was Nifkin and there was going to be a joke about me telling him the trumpet is better than the trumbone like he used to argue about boobz with but he already got a shout out in the stompleb song so fuck em

RUBY
...I really like anime?

DUSTIN
cool, hey man how about you put us in some of those fancy megathread gifs sometime?
Director's Commentary: a real thing Dustin discussed with me when we played Counter-Strike

ZORN
yeah you listed me as one of those rope carrying guys on your gif of the frieghter blowing up on lost but I couldnt see myself in there
Director's Commentary: a real thing he messaged me enquiring about, the one guy to give a fuck about finding himself in a gif, and I had listed him in the credits by accident lmao

RUBY
uh maybe next thread guys



INT. ALMIGHTY LOL FORUM - NIGHT

Ruby starts getting neg rep'd as soon as he descends into the forum.


Director's Commentary: on one of my final passes on this thread I caught this meme opertunity to easily turn the downwards arrow into a neg rep meme, at first I made a version with it being the blue reddit downvote symbol but this aint reddit and also blue sucks for the color of a negative thing idk what those soibois were thinking

INT. RENOS POETRY THREAD - NIGHT

The sweet sounds of reno serenading his ALOL chums by tickling the ivories drifts over the airwaves of Ozone Radio everyone is listening to.
Director's Commentary: Ozone Radio was a real livestreamed radio show ALOL user Ozone held

RUBY
more like tickling the ovaries

no wait not like that beacuse he's GAY
Director's Commentary: only time a character acknowledges the stage direction whatever text here


Director's Commentary: the image in this video used for Reno playing the piano, which really is him I recorded off skype like the freak stalker I am, is from Saving Mr. Banks where Jason Schwartzman, who plays Gideon, plays a Disney composer

VITAFIN
This forum is much better than any other ytmnd spin-off, it's so self-aware in it's misery and unoriginality, it's almost Kafkaesque.
Director's Commentary: reference to Jesse not knowing what Kafkaesque means in Breaking Bad

ADAIR
or lynchian... cus of all the lynched niggers heheheh

CHINA FARMER V3
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me.
Director's Commentary: China Farm v3 was a real spambot on ALOL and all his dialog is taken from real things he'd say when confused

BOWNASTERM
you guys wanna check out my train threads? got a new model trainset and everything
Director's Commentary: bownasterm was an actually autistic ALOLer who's "special interest" was, of course, trains

ASCII_GENITALS
and I thought I was an aspie...
Director's Commentary: this is Jon's ex-gf Sam, who's quite the spergess


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Director's Commentary: I knew there'd be a lot for this big final crowd shot so I saved up my folder for less prominent alol posters, some of which I found in the ALOL steam group to buff up the numbers as I didn't save that many ALOL avatars I wasn't going to be using in my old LOST gifs about ALOL, the new rubynet posters from supermensa, my more rare forum girls folder, a few classic frontpage fags who are the types to also post on alol and of course all the avatars that had anime characters in them since ALOL was weeb central, of note are a "snowl" from Dota is seen hovering over the crowd, a forced in-joke between StompleB and m0nde, tokosan's laptop is labeled CP as he was accused of owning, hanging from the cieling are a bunch of anime DVDs I forget what they actually are, user "Hank Hill" appearing again with user "Propane Accessories", in the official ALOL suicide zone is "rwed" who was trans I think who's suicide was probably contributed to by an abusive relationship with "dwarme" who made her suck off black guys for drug money, "tiki" who shot himself and had allegedly comitted a date rape so RIP(iss), I'd never heard of harbingerofanalpain, the hanging penguin, and Big Cat, fittingly Donald Duck with a gun to his head, but according to their Steam profiles comments they both necked themselves, leaving behind sad internet friends, remember, there's always someone who cares about you, even if you are a weeb, speaking of which the anime posters on walls are Lucky Star which was very popular with ALOLers avatars, Tenchi Muyo! an anime I used to watch 2 decades ago for my waifu Ryoko and cartoon network would show episodes from the original OVA, the remake series, the alternate universe series and the movies at random so I never had any idea what the fuck was going on, *takes a deep breath, and adopts an extremely racist Japanese sterotype accent* Watashi ga Motenai no wa Dō Kangaetemo Omaera ga Warui! a popular anime amongst incel NEETs about a femcel NEET girl and Black Lagoon one of the only animes I've actually watched, was expecting way better action scenes but Revy is still my waifu, eternaldrake is in his 9/11 costume him and his wife wore to Dragon Con in MAGA hats and triggered so many people it was in the news, Micky Mouse represents user "mamadou" who was like a french version of Elz who'd insult Americans by calling them Micky Mouse in broken english, note how bluemeatem is wearing the same FJS shirt Trollinator was wearing and has his iconic dildo to suck, the deer represents Deers Deers, a guy I used to troll aim chatrooms with from IGN who I invited to play DayZ and ended up getting killed in a helicopter crash Barry was flying when his australian internet disconnected lmao, up in the seating area is Fortune and Rogue who are actually the same girl, one of Reno's many ex-gfs, I recorded movie commentaries with her and Deso, there was a #?! chatter called BigDawg who I think might have been aloler Big Dog so I'll just roll them into being represented by the same avi, and I did the same thing with #?! chatter daveh3h who I think was just dave hondoras, Clam_Jam_Gaiden was a guy from IGN I'd been talking to for years who registered on the forums with an avatar from the hilarous Jeremy Renner/Gabrielle Union romance movie Neo Ned about a skinhead who falls for a black girl who thinks shes the reincarnation of Hitler but I think he necked himself (the IGN guy not Hitler, who I know did, RIP brother)

EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for behind the scenes peak at how I'd prepare to add no-namers in these huge extra heavy scenes

FORUMYOUTHASSDAILY
i just have one question, and then ill leave you all to whatever this freaky copycat shit is, but who the hell do you think you're fooling? you are literally just copying memes from the fyad forums with barely any modification (barnacle tim, pleasure keith, bane, "secret YTMNSFW", "what do you mean you forgot the chicken nuggets" etc.), as well as the posting style of fyad. is it because you cant form your own authentic forums culture, and must just steal shit from others? is fyad just some fucked up sadistic playtoy to you? moreover, who is your 'inside man', so to speak? your basically the jews, infiltrating established civilizations and reappropriating dominant cultural forms for your sick, heebish practices. holey moley, the internet is fucking insane mane
Director's Commentary: when checking the forum for no-namers to include I found this absolutely amazing post I just copy and pasted from this user of someone who stumbled onto our forum, found coincidentally that we have very similar in-jokes, and honestly thought we were ripping off his community, the avatar I gave him is a 3D printed model someone made of this "barnical jim" fellow who really is like some alternate reality tim where people talk about his damaged hole and his pleasure keith, literally like some shit from Fringe where someone from a parallel dimention slips into ours and has their mind blown (click HERE to read his amazing thread where marks and doli wind him up, good work lads)


CHINA FARMER V3
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

WOKE WILLIAMS
At least our admin doesn't make "RubyNet Zombie Survival" threads or whatever they're called and match up posters to fictional characters like some horrid fucking pen and paper roleplaying game.
Director's Commentary: another copy and paste of a real post from the "super mensa" forums, this reads like an over-written satire I wrote making fun of how an outsider might see my threads, as an amalgamation of my DayZ videos, collages, gifs and I think maybe my Hunger Games thread? but this is really what he typed, this man would also make the classic "angry guy in car" vlogs ranting about how me and my forums suck despite me never once saying anything about or to him lol

BRITTANY VENTI
-and then your brother called me a sid from ice age looking mutt even though I'm mostly white!
Director's Commentary: e-celeb beloved by the alt-right Brittany Venti lived with and dated Reno's brother Alteru, the joke about sid from ice age is actually from her debate with twitch streamer Destiny mocking her wide-set eyes, the comments about her race is that despite dogwhistling to white nationalists all her career she is actually like a third black and an eighth native american or something lmao

ALTERU
at least 56% *hiccups from alcoholism* well maybe 41%
Director's Commentary: 56% is in reference to what alt-righters think the white population of America already is if they discount "white hispanics" even though they're literally of caucasian heritage, 41% is an anti-trans meme, Alteru is also alcoholic like his brother Reno

AUTOLOGIC
ok I pretended to be a gay twink and doxxed him by his spiderman boxers and got his little chode pics, cybering logs and stories about him stabbing himself while huffing chems, getting molested on the school bus aaaaaaand fucking his mom, a p gud PI haul
Director's Commentary: a real story of autologic getting revenge on aloler dwarme for abusing rwed, PI is a lizard term for Personal Information

FOXXI
i like it kinky but daaaaaamn!
Director's Commentary: Foxxi was a forum girl circa like 2005 I used to unironically use my knowledge of serial killers to flirt with about how I'd like to torture and kill her as she was your typical e-girl hybristophile


Director's Commentary: Falling Down was a huge meme on the OG ytmnd forums in 2005, the ALOL poster was on one version of their forums homepage with Data being in reference to their love of Star Trek TNG, the "nigga flash squad" button is a meme forced by, ironically, black poster Big Dog, who I caught boasting about inventing this meme on another forum, the ascii art color code cup is artfag crew member "bhelx", the can of beer is user "2elevenz" and the other can is the real drink Gay Fuel that was a ytmnd fad, Vitafins hand says "nota funny forum" in a call-back to the "not pennys boat" reference

The FJS crew are getting loads of replies inside Reno's thread.

TEKNORAT
ruby! don't get trolled by him!

RUBY
what if I'm trolling him into trolling me?

TEKNORAT
but what if he's trolling you into trolling him into trolling you?

RUBY
but what if I'm trolling him into trolling me into trolling him into trolling me?

TEKNORAT
I dont know are we in limbo yet?
Director's Commentary: reference to the final layer of the dream world in Inception, a movie Tek and I both enjoyed and make reference to often


Fag Finder: BeanBoozled, moGwai, the, tehwebchick, drg, els, furii`, LEgato, loli-chan
Director's Commentary: note the previously named "lame brand" amps have now become "sweet brand", bravo edgar! saved up these pix of stevey wearing the dumb flamingo glasses and Tek wearing the Daft Punk visor for this shot, the girl on the far right is user "loli-chan", a famous 4chan girl who got mainstream media articles written about her (click HERE to read one) who also posted on ALOL, BeanBoozled and moGwai sent me threatening message on discord once I think because I ignored ewok trying to do some get rich quick lizard scheme with my forum so I of course reward them by including them in this thread

RENO
RUBY CALABER!!!


Director's Commentary: Moutain Dew can be seen in the background as that is an epic gamer meme drink

RENO
hey friendo!

welcome to my poetry thread!

something to drink? I have it all!
Director's Commentary: reno would actually post "peotry threads"


Fag Finder: Lumaga, ewoksafag, keepontruckin, dwarme, kiddj, SipyCup

RENO
burg out with a burgundy?

or should I say... spergundy?
Director's Commentary: "burg out" is ALOL speak for eating a burger



RENO
grey goose?

optionally served from a yiddish cup if you dont take it straight from the bottle like a real man
Director's Commentary: grey goose is Max Goldbergs drink of choice, stealing maxes yiddish cup was a ytmnd fad


Director's Commentary: closest to how the grey goose bottle looks out of the many images of Reno with a bottle of alcohol I have

RENO
a nice cold scotch?

actually nvm that I just drank it all


Director's Commentary: you know you have a drinking problem when there are multiple gifs of you drinking out of a bottle online

RENO
another nectar from your homeland, buckfast?

it makes you fuckfast! just ask my roommate!
Director's Commentary: a real saying about a tonic wine from Scotland notorious for underage drinking, ironically brewed by monks


Director's Commentary: this is reno's old roommate, hope he gave you an n-word pass mate

RENO
oh, wait, I forgot, you're """straight""" edge(ing to gay porn)

evidently completely... low-T total....

somebody get this manchild a soft drink! irn bru right?

I can't drink sodas like that, hurts this weird gash I have going down the center of my tongue, very sensitive... like my soul
Director's Commentary: straight edge means someone who doesn't drink alcohol which I never have, edging is where you jack off but dont cum for hours, teetotal was another alcohol absitence movement from the 19th century and low-T means low testosterone,


Director's Commentary: yes that is a real weird groove on reno's tongue, perfect for putting prince albert piercings in

RUBY
IM NOT HERE TO DRINK GIMMICK DRINKS!
Director's Commentary: I don't even like Irn Bru! it's nasty!


Director's Commentary: Fear&Loathing's third apperance, finally having her gimmick of spilling drinks included in the plot

RENO
woah, well I don't want to troll you (anymore than I already have)

RUBY
well what if I want to troll... YOU?!!

RENO
are you still butthurt about the whole thing with the guild?

RUBY
falicia days web series? no I love that show

RENO
the guild the event the lost whatever all that layman entertainment is all the same to me, it simply cant compete with the deep gripping kinographical themes of anime

RUBY
I'll show you some GAYMAN ENTERTAINMENT: ME FUCKING YOUR ASS!!!

RENO
woah woah!! wait wait wait! there's no use raging over spilled irn bru brahmin

the e-lady made her choice and we're just going to have to move on... or get really mad on the internet, whichever you prefer

RUBY
well I aint even mad bro


Director's Commentary: lotta memes here, the weird logo on the inside of the jacket is in reference to an extremely uncomfortable interview Mark Zuckerberg did where the host asks him to take off the hoodie he always wears and he really doesn't want to despite sweating profusely under the studio lights and when they finally nag him into taking it off it has some weird-ass secret logo on the inside of it that literally looks like some star of david lizard people magic sigil shit and the audience is dead silent in confusion as they show it and then burst out laughing at it and the host literally calls it out for being some illuminati shit (click HERE to view it) and it actually was the 2010 version of it so it's time period appropriate for this thread, the extra the Quark from Star Trek avatar is edited over is rubbing his hands like Quark's greedy jewish nature, the extra for lexie is holding a waterbottle with her emotions stored in it just as the teachings of the cult she's in declare, nifkin is holding his iconic sax, bluemeate is holding the dildo he chugs in that one selfie of him, adair has a dildo that he shoved up his ass on cam once, in each apperance in the crowd Hoda (Egyptian American bipolar e-girl Alteru met on omegle and joined his Skjype circlejerks) has 3 different hair colors like Ramona throughout the movie, user MacGyver's has his swiss army knife, Bliz has a penis pump for his tiny penis, and the extras with the Daryl, Robocop, Patrick Bateman and Harry Potter avatars over them have their signature items and the one with the Bill Cosby avatar over them has roofies in the beer he's holding lmao, chibbi_pink is the only new user introduced

EASTER EGG EXTRA: click HERE for another behind the scenes peak at how I prepare to add no-namers and meme items

RENO
you want to troll me? for her?

RUBY
yeah!

RENO
that's gonna be an omega yikes from me dawg
Director's Commentary: a Destiny, the streamer, meme



RUBY
*psst*, he's not already trolling me is he?

FAT STEVEY
probably

TEKNORAT
definately

FANFARE
one hundo percento
Director's Commentary: a rootbeer meme


Director's Commentary: used another pic of stevey smoking as if he took off the glasses but kept the cig, user Andre with the Tom Cruise avi has a scientology necklace on

RENO
why... on the internet... would you want to do THAT?


Director's Commentary: in the movie Gideon does a wacky little hop-down from his throne platform I considered GIFing but it cuts to a close-up in a way that I didn't think would make it less visually appealing than just the still image of the pretentious pose and that's less work for me homie, also maybe I could have added some posters/memes in the background here but I think it works being visually imposing with all the grey pillars so also less work

RUBY
because I'm in e-love with her!

DRAMATIC VOICE OVER
Ruby earned "The Power of E-Love"!


Director's Commentary: the "ruby" is pretty obviously edited but I think I got away with adding the "e-" convincingly, I edited the LOST t-shirt in gifs where the heart on Scott's shirt is symbologically important and for some at the end where he's standing still but for the gifs with lots of motion I couldn't be arsed

RUBY
*unsheathes phallic metaphor*



RUBY
someone call the burn ward... because you're about to get flamed


Director's Commentary: the in-jokes and cum signs stats read as "69" vertically, my e-penis is the same size as my real penis, you already know from this thread exiting that I'm still a virgin (since only with wizard powers could I manage this much epic win), also an easter egg I havn't found anyone online noting is that the katana has symetrical SP initials on the crossguard

RENO
aww I think this deserves some funny music parody

FUNFAIR!!!
Director's Commentary: I deeply amuse myself with this running joke that Reno has no idea who the ytmnsfw posters are


Fag Finder: plinko, klasky, tasukete, dvvid, sponge, ffog, ksouth, opal, thorns, petra, tommoody, bird, chrono, astro, noisia, taehyung, l0de, bees, shithead666, aj701, munki, polis, Jarias, crouchman, mthw, vap0r, cheseball, pup, spudoogle, bamboo, rackem, yvonne, nill, notes, duxx, sarahweis, females, think_, ShlucHT, seas, Dr. Girlfriend, Teacher Creature, erm, panda, q_u_a_n, salem_u, s666, vase, m3sk, jewrin, sedsdf, snkrfsh, figg, tomato, six10, sterlingcrispin, palms, redguts, Samantha, daffodil, zeeeal, toot, cpanel, ak2766, SIX10, spudoogle, dmgk, rhizomez, kiny, Coach
Director's Commentary: I saved up my folder of fanfare's associates for this image as if they're all there to support her :3, also added roy4l, mom and steakman's skull avatar for old time sake, most of their avatars are either pics of them irl or the more no-namer ones have their ascii art "color codes" representing them but some are such no-namers I had to give them their own avatars relating to their username or in a few cases stalking their minecraft and literally roblox account lmao, the tugboat is a reference to a storybook called "toot" for that IRC user and it's looking up at stevey in reference to the Chris-Chan meme of him calling his welfare checks his monthly tugobat, irc chatter rhizomez is represented by the secret bunker called that from the insane visual novel Zero Escape: Virtue's Last Reward I enjoyed watching a Let's Play of, fanfares friend Coach is on the body of Coach from Left 4 Dead 2 and has "FJS" on his shirt as opposed to "FHS", user Sponge is holding a snickerz as she is Clay's girlfriend, redguts is holding a pic of an irn bru he bought to show me lol, the user "seas" is represented by a map of the 7 seas, the overhead lights have the logo of Computers Club, a fanfare and ROY4L artfag crew project and another Rhode Island School of Design logo apperance which hosted fanfare's various art projects about the forums like stevey deleting her ytmnds, my mudkip pokemon card I mailed her for the London meet-up and literally a book of my megathreads

FANFARE
we are the funny jokes squad... we're here to jerk off to anime so ironically it loops back around to being unironic and stuff...



FANFARE
ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!




Director's Commentary: I seriously paid my parents to go have a nice dinner so the house would be empty so I could record this song in time for Deso's B-Day since it'd throw me off if I was screaming my lungs out like this and my parents start knocking on the door asking wtf I'm doing, well worth the money

RENO
GO! MY IRONIC GAY SEMI IRONIC HIPSTER UNIRONIC ANIME ENJOYER ALOLER MINIONS!! TROLL HIM!!!


Director's Commentary: saved the pic of Reno dressed like a school shooter for this throat slit movement gif

TURBO FAG FUEL
weak move amatures like u r not ready to face the genuis barrage of the ultimate superstars in all of posterdom smol lad
Director's Commentary: combination of various cringe posts I read on like version 69 of ALOL years ago

TOKOSAN
we are the final form of all possible branches of trolling evolution
Director's Commentary: a real thing an ALOL poster said to me once

EWOKMYWEEWOK
iI'M warning EVERYBODY anyon who try's to make me"suck their suck"is GOING BE CUT THE FUK UP, ANYONE WHO TRY'S TO PUT A "SUCK" IN MY MOUTH WILL HAVE IT SLICED THE FUCK OFF, THERE ARE TWO SEVERED DICKS ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW, *POINTS TO BRUISED PENIS ON FLOOR* *STEOPS ON PENIS IT EXPLODES*.
Director's Commentary: obviously I'm not funny enough to write such accurate dialog for a schizophrenic person, this tirade is just copy and pasted from ewok's facebook



ROXTOYZ666
I hear the little gay man with the hangover hes telling me to finger my ass. But i gotta fist his ass. Do you hear him too? Devastated danya?
Director's Commentary: rox has the same light green color for his speech as was used when he appeared in my LOST gifs in 2008, and yes ths is a real psychotic delusion roxtoyz has suffered from, "devastated danya" is something Rox says he used to post a lot

RUBY
uhhhh yeah sure thing, his name's barry

ROXTOYZ666
are you having,.,., boy troubles? because i gottab e honest with you,.//,. *shuffles feet* *bites lip*
Director's Commentary: copy and paste of Rox describing his old posting style


Director's Commentary: I saved up these series of cutout heads I took of pictures of Matthew Fox going out for a run (that got wide circulation on gay blogs since you can see his bulge in tight lycra lmao) since he is doing all these intense expressions of pain and effort which suit this action sequence where Scott is being almost overwhelmed

RUBY
shit, I don't know anything about these freaks, how do I troll them?

Ruby gets a PM from a mysterious forum agent.


Director's Commentary: I tried to recreate the incoming CODEC call from the MGS series here

RUBY
who is this?

??? ??? ???????
let's just say... I'm one of your biggest fans

you've stumbled into a lovecraftian autie cesspool of such cosmic absurdity the deranged sociopathic maniacs who dwell within have gotten so unabashedly passionate about ironic shitposting it's sole function is to serve as a vessel for extraordinary mental illness and manifestations of pure malice

your only chance is if you use every scrap of juicy alol gossip I got...
Director's Commentary: combination of real descriptions for ALOL my contact used, I went with replacing each letter of this posters real name with a question mark like I did for Reno so you can guess who it is if you're in the know


Director's Commentary: everything I use to diss the ALOLers from here on out I learned from an ALOLer insider who actually came to me for rubynet gossip first and I asked him for ALOL gossip for this thread, he asked to remain anonymous so I utilized the trope of the mysterious whistleblower from MGS to explain in the story how I know all these obscure ALOL facts, on the CODEC is my original Matthew Fox avatar from IMDb, "menu" is now "meme", channel is the epic weed number

OCCE
you're on alol now... and down here...
Director's Commentary: occe has the same light grey color for his speech as was used when he appeared in my LOST gifs in 2008

TIKI
OCCE IS GOD!!!
Director's Commentary: "occe is god" was a big alol meme, "down here... I'm god" is a reference to the Trainman from The Matrix Revolutions

RUBY
im athiest! *tips it*
Director's Commentary: reference to the terrible final kill one-liner from the Vampire Academy movie



TURBO FAG FUEL
im the most most most most hated outlaw internet troll and on here ur only a generic background poster

RUBY
thanks for the compliment!
Director's Commentary: joke being being known on ALOL is a really really bad thing for your quality as a person


Director's Commentary: again I'm trying to pair the characters movements in the gifs to the dialog, such as me dodging the insults for now before attacking back

FANFARE
stevey! what does the counter say about TFF's posts?



FAT STEVEY
HE'S MADE OVER NINETY THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!
Director's Commentary: his post count really was 100K


Director's Commentary: Dragon Ball Z "over nine thousaaand" meme reference of course

L SHAPED TETRIS BLOCK
the height of your posting career was putting my face on your avatar
Director's Commentary: something I did trying to fit into ALOL in '06

RUBY
watch you don't OD on NF as well as fent!
Director's Commentary: LSTB has since died to the American opiod epidemic, unironically, RIP, seemed like an ok guy from what I knew

TIKI
dont make me hack ur gibson up nub
Director's Commentary: reference to the movie Hackers

RUBY
impressed a script kiddy like you could get wifi in hell you rapist piece of shit!
Director's Commentary: tiki used to use other peoples scripts to try and hack forums, has been accused of date rape and has since domed himself with a shotgun, RIP but only if he was innocent


Director's Commentary: Tiki and LSTB are the first ALOLers I kill since they're both dead irl

TEKNORAT
REST IN SHIT NIGGAS!!!
Director's Commentary: quote from a vlog posted by the black guy ranting about how he's not sorry for killing an armed robber in a self-defence shooting video me and Tek watched, click HERE to view the original shooting



TURBO FAG FUEL
u no name nigger if ur not in my cj ur nobody this place is my personal diary this entire forum is about nothing but me me me me
Director's Commentary: this is how the state of ALOL towards it's end was described to me

RUBY
that's a worse insult than anything I could come up with and I don't know what a cj is but I know about your cp folders you nonce fuck!
Director's Commentary: cj is ALOL code for circlejerk, TFF boasted about having CP

OCCE
the most you ever amounted to on alol was being just another newb for me to rape
Director's Commentary: I didn't fit in too well on ALOL, occe used to brag about "raping" new posters

RUBY
and the most you ever amounted to on ytmnsfw was being the worst character in my Lost gifs!
Director's Commentary: reference to Occe being cast as Keamy in my LOST gifs which was always a bit forced since he never even came over to raid YTMNSFW like some ALOLers



EWOKMYWEEWOK
this life must be a big jooke and the illuminati aliens are betting how long untill i rape a girl because they are all so disgusting like they raped me and stole my jizz on a rollercoaster
Director's Commentary: a combination of quotes from his facebook rants

RUBY
I heard your dad worked on star trek and there's an extremely high correlation between that show and pedophilia so it was probably just him molesting you mate!
Director's Commentary: ewoks dead really did do the make-up coincidentally for ALOL fav Star Trek TNG, second part isn't a joke either, (click HERE for source)

CTRLALTKICK
EWOK NO!!!! avenge my baby daddy my message board lovers!!
Director's Commentary: ctrlaltkick had ewoks baby, unironically, and went on a road trip to fuck a bunch of other posters

RUBY
please tell me she havn't fucked anyone worse than that pedowood victim lunatic...
Director's Commentary: after realizing how insane Ewok is and finding out where his dad worked, I put two and two together and figured his dad probably pimped him out to one of the many hollywood nonce gangs


Director's Commentary: good choice of Matthew Fox facial expressions switching here during the attack and attention to detail of the band behind me

DUKAT
I got first dibs on her bitches love a bad boy who gets into street fights all the time
Director's Commentary: what Dukat thought of himself

RUBY
that means you got cucked by a homeless schizophrenic with an anime bodypillow!
Director's Commentary: meaning Ewok

ROBOJESUS
i d/c about being cucked in fact i LOVE IT like putting a lit cig under my foreskin and bottles up my ass on webcam
Director's Commentary: two things he did to prove how edgy and nihilistic he is

RUBY
sorry half the forum has done that last one, but having a foreskin is considered edgy in america though so you can have that!
Director's Commentary: Adair, DiKKy Heartiez and Lisa have done the bottle up the bum bit


Director's Commentary: thankfully most of these sword fight shots were short enough to make their own gifs without dropping any frames, the awkward cut of ctrlaltkick jumping behind me is actually in the movie

TOKOSAN
the forum admin always gets to have a go on all the broken BPD internet girl pussy
Director's Commentary: Tokosan was the main admin for most versions of ALOL, I think ctrlaltkick was actually diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder

RUBY
and she had a go on another girl behind your back you ugly hillbilly redneck cuckold retard!
Director's Commentary: he really did get lezcucked



ROBOJESUS
im crazier than you can even comprehend man look at this huge ironic wolf tattoo i got on my chest-
Director's Commentary: something he really did get for ALOL clout

RUBY
at this stage you're just trolling yourself!

go fap to scat you shit shagging shit skin savage scalper!
Director's Commentary: robojesus was a native american with a scat fetish

CTRLALTKICK
NOOOOOOO! all my white knight beta orbiters!

RUBY
YOU'VE GOT A WORSE STRING OF EXES THAN RAMONA FLOWERS!! YOU ABANDONED YOUR BABY TO LIVE OUT YOUR DDLG DIAPER FETISH!! YOU DEAD BEAT MUM WHORE!!
Director's Commentary: she really did, probably best thing she did for the kid too


Director's Commentary: this shot of Scott slicing guards up was hard to utilize since he kills the first guard (robojesus) off-screen and it cuts away before he kills the second guard (ctrlaltlick) he's swinging for but no one is reading this never mind following the action paired up with the dialog that closely anyway

DESOLATION
Umm don't slut shame pluxins 0_0
Director's Commentary: I have no idea where I got "pluxins" meaning "please" from and can't find it on google but it's something I've been saying since the IGN days


Director's Commentary: get it? Ramona Flowers... is... is her... this character... in the movie... with 7 evil exes

STALIN
how do you know all this forum drama you must be in contact with the reptilian shapeshifters from nibiru like terence mckenna
Director's Commentary: his real beliefs he posts on facebook about

RUBY
wow and I thought I was obsessed with lizards!
Director's Commentary: reference to the forum group Lizards I have document thoroughly

KOCH CURVE
ytmnsfw community is deader than alol and its your fault

RUBY
and it's your fault Frazier Glenn Miller Jr. shot up a jewish community center!
Director's Commentary: an alt-right shooter who posted on the same forum as Koch Curve

RUDOLPH'S PROSTATE
dude legalize ethical child porn lmao
Director's Commentary: "ethical cp" is a Destiny meme, but also a real belief of RP's

RUBY
sorry not edgy enough when you're friends with actual cp collectors!
Director's Commentary: reference to RPs friendship with TFF


Director's Commentary: this is the first shot in this fight I had to break up since this top-down shot goes on for an impressive time

NOUN
owo whats this bulgie wulgie? wanna be my force feminized faggified fixed subbyhubby sissyboi traplet-tan chastity femelf (male), rubycalabegg?
Director's Commentary: I once caught Noun ERPing with other weeb degens on /r9k/ where they talk entirely in fetish buzzwords from having their brains fried by discord and porn, an egg is someone who hasn't realized they're trans yet

RUBY
sorry I'm taken!

ROXTOYZ666
To my perception i don't care whether or not you want to exist. I enjoy the company of people like you. My favorite part of you is that your prescense and the personallity around it is so weak, so small, so insignifcant and pathetic. That i understand that you exist to make me feel superior to other people. So please, continue to feel like that, but pelase don't forget that people like you make people like me feel like someone like you should kill himself. You're right though, you don't deserve to exist, but it's actually rather funny that you do. Honestly, as some sort of ironic joke played on all of us by nature.
Director's Commentary: copy and paste from a real thing Rox typed

RUBY
so ewoks not the craziest one?! christ!

SCLASS12
give me back my speach buble signature template you stole in 05 you gimmick theif
Director's Commentary: Sclass12 has the same dark green color for his speech as was used when he appeared in my LOST gifs in 2008, and yes I really did steal my speech bubble image from him

RUBY
memers keepers!



SCLASS12
its sad youre still using it since thats your only funy gimmick, almost as sad as you pussying out of ytmnsflondon
Director's Commentary: something an ALOLer tried to diss me with when I posted there, but I think it was actually ooble

RUBY
but not as sad as you chickening out of fucking tehwebchick you fag!
Director's Commentary: I mean I could have probably fucked vitafin if I turned up to YTMNSFWL

STALIN
alex jones knows it's the interdimentional psychic vampire pedophile elites with a false hologram breakaway civilization in the subtransmission zone below the third dimention wiring our hive mind consciousness with an AI true crystal ball
Director's Commentary: near direct quote from Alex Jones first apperance on the Joe Rogan show

RUBY
deso worked for Alex Jones and she told me he doesn't believe 90% of that shit irl you tinfoil dipshit!
Director's Commentary: unironically all true

ROXTOYZ666
go ahead and murder me cat Bateman already has enough dubs to be reuinited with my Homura Akemi in the moe frequency classic faggot.
Director's Commentary: a combination of different delusions Roxtoyz has, taking the "check my dubs" Patrick Bateman meme to heart and thinking he can change reality by getting repeating digits in any context and how his anime waifu exists in a parallel reality

RUBY
man I don't want to make fun of someone so unwell so let's just leave it at you met up with m0nde which is bad enough!
Director's Commentary: m0nde has done work helping homeless people in Canada and he met up with Roxtoyz when he was on the streets

ROXTOYZ666
the ironic leaking in to the unironic, what all religions consider to be the source of pain. i would advise all people who "get" alol to be careful because that means you have seen the face of evil. peace.
Director's Commentary: one of the last things roxtoyz posted on my forum



INSTIGATOR
its been over a decade but thanks for putting me in another gi-
Director's Commentary: click HERE to see the gif this is in reference to, which he was only in beacuse he asked for it when we used to chat on MSN messanger lol

RUBY
no problemo jigaboo weeaboo!
Director's Commentary: he was black and loved anime

NOUN
I'm gonna bully you on steam until you're my vidja healslut erping titty skittle popping betabitch boipussy cumtoilet simpgimp
Director's Commentary: the non-stop shilling for discords full of weebs cybering with each other and egging each on to become trans for fetish reasons got me to stop using boards like /b/ and /r9k/ so thanks that probably saved whats left of my mental health

RUBY
fuck off back to /r9k/ to cyber with all the other prison-gay anime-induced autogynophilia-troon hikikomori-incels, you're just a non-pro pronoun!
Director's Commentary: I love and respect all sexualities and gender identities, unless the person watches anime too much in which case they're probably just a weeb retard, amazing wordplay at the end is in reference to the popular ytmnd user "pronoun"

RUDOLPH'S PROSTATE
hey man if you don't like shotacon I got some lolicon for ya on my anime fascist fb group
Director's Commentary: "anime facist facebook groups" are of course a real thing he posts in

RUBY
yeah yeah you hate degenerates destroying aryan culture but ps heres the 69gb boku no pico folder, if only you had the excuse that anime made you a pedo and not your sex dreams about your little brother you tryhard!
Director's Commentary: something RP admitted on ALOL, at least my sister is older, jeez!

VIRALPENGUIN
leave him alone! he's the only one who defended me when my bleached asshole pics leaked!
Director's Commentary: VP was RPs friend IRL he got to post on ALOL

RUBY
sorry you white noise plain bagel scrawny gimpy ginger mind numbingly boring smarmy little weiner!
Director's Commentary: how VP was described by my ALOL contact

OOBLE
I'll own you worse than when I got mod and deleted all your faggy effort threads
Director's Commentary: the second worst thing Clay giving everyone mod on April fools day did (1st is Alsto stealing no-namer avatars from me by turning them all into him lol)

RUBY
don't make me stuff you in the suitcase with your rozen maiden doll!

AND FUCK ANIME!
Director's Commentary: ooble used to post about having a rozen maiden anime doll kept in a suitcase


Director's Commentary: saved up almost all the anime avatars for this gif of them all being slaughtered

RUBY
any other fans of jap crap childrens cartoons out there? no?



RENO
just moi................... (please imagine these ellipses go on forever to build up infinite tention)



RUBY
need some fubar sitrep intel asap!
Director's Commentary: use of military slang here, fubar = "fucked up beyond all repair", sitrep = "situation report", intel = "intelligence", asap = look just google it fucker

Ruby PMs his mysterious fan.



RUBY
it was you!

BIG GAY DOLPHIN
yes, only a stalker as obsessive as me could gather that much inane internet info

but you're on your own now m8, reno is the God-Prince Overlord of the Aspies, a 69th Degree Fagmason who has reached the apex of quasi-psudo-semi-satirical psychotic autism

he's behind so many layers of irony a billion gay nigger dicks couldn't penetrate them... I don't know what can... good luck... you'll need it!


Director's Commentary: Big Gay Dolphin actually was not my ALOL contact, but to keep him anonymous, I gave BGD this role, since he actually does like to message me the latest forum gossip about who rooty has been divorced by this time and was an ALOL poster, only after using this pic of him did I realize he might be the same user as "crapper" since they look so similar

RENO
nice sword! but check out mine, it's based off of Kisuke Uraharas Zanpakuto Benihime
Director's Commentary: the name of a sword cane from Bleach, an anime I've never watched


Director's Commentary: when I made this gif I'd never seen anything One Piece related and just wanted a cool looking anime symbol but the Netflix show was actually great and I can't believe they didn't fuck it up

RUBY
I don't even know what the fuck you just said!


Director's Commentary: no way in fug am I editing in the zuckerberg jacket logo behind Sott and the flames here

RENO
of course you don't you plebeian normie

RUBY
too busy coming at you at LOL WARPSPEED!
Director's Commentary: "lol warpspeed" was one of the only ytmnd fads to stay relevant on ALOL

RENO
oh? you're approaching me?
Director's Commentary: is that a motherfucking JoJo reference? yes



RUBY
stop quoting animes you fucking weeb manchild!

RENO
says the """man""" with a katana irl



RUBY
katanas are badass!

RENO
not if they're replicas lmao!



RUBY
it's.. just n-not legal to buy a real one in tye UK ok
Director's Commentary: my dad bought me a replica katana for my 20th b-day and my mum got mad lol



RUBY
anime sucks by the way

RENO
well if the astounding work of art that is japanese animation holds no interest for your tragically british sensibilities then I will be forced to recommend you such timeless classics as rozen maiden and lucky star as an introduction to the magical girl genre



RENO
the aim of which will of course be to...

*cleans phallic sword in homoerotic manner*



RENO
FUCKING TROLL YOU YOU LITTLE POTATO NIGGER!!
Director's Commentary: americans are so lazy at their insults they just pick a word they associate with a country and put nigger at the end, this being an insult for the Irish

RUBY
YOU DUMB FAG I'M SCO-

They are suddenly interrupted by the arrival of...


Director's Commentary: I'm trying to make a joke here where me starting to say "scottish" carries over into the gif where Knives jumps in yelling "SCCCOOOOTTT" in the background as if it's part of that word but it's hard to even notice the text popping up there in the movie never mind this gif so it doesn't really land

TROLLINATOR
I will not allow you to harm Ruby!



RUBY
trollinator?!

you almost kicked a sword into me btw thanks



RENO
hahaha that's priceless its a robot bodyguard that's a hot teenage chick, that's so self-referentially meta post-ironic what with you being a mentalcel and all, it's a Big O homage right?
Director's Commentary: a mentalcel is someone who is an incel due to a mental disorder, I am actually a volcel though, Big O is an anime about a rip-off of Batman with a mech with a robot maid

RUBY
no she's from The Sarah Connor Chronicles

RENO
oh well a Dr. Who spin-off reference is alright, I mean you lose points for it being western and live-action but that's pretty obsecure and since you're a britfag you have that thing going on where it's hard to tell what layer of irony you're on with it since you're an entire island nation of soyboy numale bugmen... just like my spritual homeland of nihon-koku
Director's Commentary: joke is he's getting T:SCC confused with The Sarah Jane Adventures

RUBY
it's the terminator tv show you fucking fag holy shit

RENO
back to zero points, I was really trying to help you there my familia-sama-kun
Director's Commentary: inappropriately combined Japanese honerifics meaning a junior status boy of higher status



TROLLINATOR
I am here to terminate you.



RENO
cool it with the tsundere, your botmaster brought this entirely on himself, I gave him plenty of opportunities to make a single good post but did he? no

technocrat! another parody song for me to troll these two to too!
Director's Commentary: "tsundere" is an anime girl trope where she is obsessed with her love interest to the extent that she'll kill anyone else that gets in the way of their relationship, "botmaster" is in reference to me running a trollinator bot on IRC, another 222 dogwhistle, google it I dare you



TEKNORAT
*non-committal mumble*
Director's Commentary: how Tek described his response to his then gf suggesting marriage to him

The Funny Jokes Squad drop a gritty gangsta rap joint.


Director's Commentary: this is one of my favorite songs I've done since the original is so edgy and the lyrics are so funny, didn't write it for this thread in 2010 but one of the parodies I did a few months beforehand

TROLLINATOR
You are not my primary target. Desolation is.


Director's Commentary: this Glau face is from a video where some cringelord got her to act out various reddit epic meme faces for some interview, click HERE to watch it, it's gotten only 136K views in 8 years lmao, unironically my Supergirl videos got more than that in a month

DESOLATION
.......wut? @_@


Director's Commentary: note how the knives in Knives hands are shown as the selected weapon on the inventory section, I lucked out on this zoom shot with a circle that lines up super well with Trollinator's HUD, note how I have the zoom number change with it too, note the indicator selecting the new emotion she's going to try to induce

TROLLINATOR
Based on a Bayesian analysis of the structure of battle posting you are the root cause of all threats to Ruby. It is only logical that I terminate your internet career immediately.
Director's Commentary: this line contains a reference to the streamer Destiny's community where a libertarian fan called him to incorrectly use a "bayesian analysis" to justify his assertion that Trump has commited no impeachable offenses and a reference to The Terminator's line "based on an analysis of the struture of battle raps" from Epic Rap Battles of History


Director's Commentary: added the zuck jacket meme in this gif but couldnt be fucked to add it to the others since it was just a bit visually jarring to show it in the previous two trollinator images and drop it here

DESOLATION
It was only logical that they canceled your shitty TV show lollllllllllll

Ya'll just mad I'm cucking you worse than Riley Dawson! (I never even watched it I got that from a fan wikia)
Director's Commentary: Riley was the human girl John Connorstarted dating in season 2 of T:SCC and Cameron got jealous



TROLLINATOR
Not worse than Mary Elizabeth Winstead cucked Riley Stearns with Ewan McGregor. Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan and now her. Interesting how all your celebrity crushes you use as avatars turn out to be complete skanks.
Director's Commentary: MEW married her husband, Riley Stearns, who she met after stalking him on a cruiseship and is a typical niceguy soyboy who became a d-list director off the back of her career, but then cheated on him with McGregor after they played a prostitute and her parole officer who fall in love in Fargo and she talked about how the role "opened up her sexuality for the first time", and 4channers made these edits of his facebook posts threatening to kill McGregor, which the daily mail actually reposted as real and both him and MEW had to address that there was no bad blood between them lol

DESOLATION
A nice big tasty scottish haggis is just that irresistable sweetheart!
Director's Commentary: Ewan McGregor is scottish, as are all the most talented people in the world



TROLLINATOR
You are unfit to be in an e-relationship with Ruby. You do not even like his favorite shows.

DESOLATION
That's not true you synth slut, I loved LOST! I read every single one of his LOST threads!
Director's Commentary: "synths" are robots from the Fallout series

TROLLINATOR
You are obviously lying. No human could manage that.
Director's Commentary: my Lost threads are... let's just say... long reads

DESOLATION
Now you're the one insulting him! Alt-F4 your brain, replicunt!
Director's Commentary: reference to the "replicants" from Blade Runner, who are actually genetically modified humans and not androids like the novel, but everyone always assumes it's a movie about robots



RENO
wow, you cant say my threads dont get the best replies!



RENO
that's just so FUNNY!



RENO
UNLIKE!

YOU!



RUBY
the only funny thing you ever did was when you pretended you died because everyone thought you'd stopped talking about it and finally killed yourself!
Director's Commentary: pretending to die seemed to be a big thing on ALOL but of course like everyone who "left the forums forever" they'd come back after a month

RENO
death's sweet release has yet to free me from the suffering of a life without true love... like a bear orgasm denying his pup



RUBY
christ, you really do think your life is a wes anderson film!
Director's Commentary: an observation Tek once made about how Reno views his life

RENO
I was going more for the vibe of a harem visual novel protagonist from glorious nippon but close enough

DESOLATION
What is your major malfunction, canner?
Director's Commentary: reference to dialog from Full Metal Jacket which we watched together, reference to the actually very based movie iRobot

TROLLINATOR
Nice movie references. You should post that on Reddit.



DESOLATION
Have you got malware or are you just bluescreening or what, nuts 'n' bolts?



TROLLINATOR
You endanger Ruby with your r-selected low time-preference promiscuous behavior.
Director's Commentary: reference to the teachings of cult leader Stefan Molyneux, essentially a less developed and well researched version of my Lizard Theory



DESOLATION
I don't know what you're talking about, you Gobot thot!

Just shut your fugly fetal alcohol syndrome face already before I put you in a Glaucoma!
Director's Commentary: Gobots were like shitty Transformers toys, haters on 4chan say Glau has FAS, Glaucoma joke is so good it doesn't need explaining



TROLLINATOR
That is because you are an illogical meatbag driven by the vagaries of your neurochemistry.
Director's Commentary: "meatbag" is a phrase used by Bender in Futurama, the use of the term "vagaries" is in reference to Agent Smith's final rant in The Matrix Revolutions



DESOLATION
Stop trying to make "meatbag" happen! It's not going to happen! C3-PHO!
Director's Commentary: dialog in reference to Mean Girls, C3-PO is a robot from Star Wars of course



TROLLINATOR
More hackneyed movie references. You could get a lot of upvotes for those.

DESOLATION
Your entire existence is a hackneyed movie reference, Bummer Uglau!
Director's Commentary: a nickname for Glau from haters on 4chan

RUBY
I'd think you were actually gay from all your flowery romantic talk bullshit but you're just an effeminate twink!

RENO
want me to be your gift giver and poz your neg boipuccy with my biohazard level 69 military grade hot loads carrying my naturally funny genes so you can finally make good posts like me, darlin?



RUBY
I'm not an absolute fairy fag like you so no!

RENO
sweetie your generic gay disses don't work when daddy wants his cummies as bad as me... and he's gonna get em!


Director's Commentary: for this extremely gay line I used a pic of Reno edited to be wearing make-up... at least I think it's edited...

TROLLINATOR
Your "quote songs and movies" gimmick is getting old. Just like you will. Organic.

DESOLATION
Oh those bags under your eyes make you look older than the bitch in Metropolis! Go suck off an ASIMO you fucking toaster!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to Maria from Metropolis, a movie from 1927 (and still pretty good tbh), ASIMO is a real life android, "toaster" is a slur for robots from Battlestar Galactica



RUBY
sorry, I'm a power bottom!

RENO
woah bucko! now I know you're craving to suck my dick in the hope that I'll return the favor so you'll finally get some head you naughty autie but you just had to ask to sixty nine, honey!



RENO
wait how the fuck did you get your legs up there?! I had you in a fucking headlock!!



RUBY
I'm flexible, I can suck my own dick, BITCH!
Director's Commentary: I really can



RUBY
wait wait! can we please stop all this trolling? trollinator I used to like posting with you.... maybe the idea of having a robot girlfriend was kind of hot... but then I met deso... and I thought she'd think it was an unfunny gimmick


Director's Commentary: the club screen in the far right is actually aloler themasterdriver's steam avatar

TROLLINATOR
You think I am an unfunny gimmick?

RUBY
no I thought... deso would...


Director's Commentary: from here on out I started using more emotive cutout heads of Glau's I'd been saving to get across the idea that Trollinator is becoming more emotional and gaining humanity throughout the final sequence from the intense events occuring, very deep if I do say so myself

DESOLATION
You're a robosexual?!
Director's Commentary: yes.. I am.. THERE! I finally came out!

RUBY
no... I... just... jerk off to fembots?

DESOLATION
Is there a difference?

RUBY
uh... its slightly less pathetic sounding?... right?



RENO
*teleports behind u*

hey ruby...

DESO'S A GUY IRL!!!


Director's Commentary: fittingly a very homoerotic attack

TEKNORAT, FANFARE, DESOLATION, TROLLINATOR & FAT STEVEY
OSHI-!
Director's Commentary: "oshi-!" was a ytmnd fad



DESOLATION
RUBY?!

FANFARE
RUBY?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!

TEKNORAT
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Director's Commentary: reference to the support staff screaming Snake's name three times when he dies in MGS

TROLLINATOR
>MISSION STATUS: CRITICAL FAILURE

FAT STEVEY
MAMA MIA PIZZERIA!
Director's Commentary: a thing he'd say during intense gaming moments

RENO
psssh..nothin personnel...kid...
Director's Commentary: reference to the "Cold Steel the Hedgehog" meme



RENO
ruby... you can avoid real life all you like... but you cant avoid... BEING TROLLED