godaddy called me to see if i was interested in being put on a faster server with some perks to my hosting account. i would have to pay 2 years up front, but would have a huge amount prorated, so after my initgial payment i would be able to cancel back to per year holsting. anyway, i agreed and went through the account set up process. the guy who was reading me his required spiel from his checklist couldn't answer my questions several times - no he wasn't a tech support paki. he sounded american - and i had to explain what a zone file when i was asking what it would mean for the 9 domains i had pointed to my hosting from various clients, all with diff registrars. he then proceeded to tell me that all my databases are all on the same machine as my web hosting which is just straight out false and would all be taken care of in one migration. nota bene: again, i asked him about all the shit i had hosted. all the diff domains, all the assignments through the zone files i'd set up my self and he said, yeah it's all going to be migrated seamlessly. so then he goes through the process and creates a placeholder aaccount so he can put everything in queue to be processed and he suddenly says, oh wow you ahve 9 domains, i thought you onhly had 2 domains. and i coolly explained to him, i have 2 domains that i've reg'd with you guys and the reset are being pointed from diff registrars - i broguht this about about 5 mins ago and he said, godaddy is going to charge you 900 dollars -- LL, 900 dollars to transfer that to the new account 100 bucks per domain. so i told him, fine, don't transfer it, i'll make backups of all of it and put it back on myself and he said, no you don't understand there are 9 domains and they all have to be set up and i said, guy i just explained to you all this shit about the zone files and all the stuff we'd just been talking about and i said, yeah again, the databases what about them? will all that get migrated and will i have to set up everything again because the fqdns and the ip addresses will be diff and to register the databases properly with the accounts built in, they would have to be manually transfered - now he had said previously that all of it would be done seamlessly but now he said, no if you had ONE database and ONE domain then it was all inclusive, but you ahve all of these databases and 9 domains. so then i knew this guy was a choth and i just said, fine i will deal with it and get back to you if and when i want to transfer.
so, in the end, i'm looking for new hosting and i'm going to find some place like bluehost or dreamhos or whatever that doesn't dick you around charging separately for domain privacy and then charging for this bullshit feature which is free everywhere else in dns management and whatnot
moral of the story, fuck godaddy. the people who work for them are morons, i've dealt with tech people and they are alright, but those in billing and sales actually cause more issues than they solve, trying to upsell when they don't know wtf is going on, etc.
fucking lol, this must have taken him about 30 mins to undo
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Thread: my boring godaddy story
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10-30-2015
Last edited by m0nde; 10-30-2015 at 07:48 AM.
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10-30-2015
I quit godaddy in 2005. You're a fucking idiot.
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10-30-2015
I have never trusted godaddy to use hosting services.
Im currently using DigitalOcean which is very good vps that I have setup, I bet Steveyos never knows how to setup dedicated server, he has to do with clicks, clicks, clicks and he would say COMMAND, CONSOLE OR BASH is for faggot nerds
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10-30-2015
That's why steveyos is homeless
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10-30-2015
He's homeless because he smelled so bad his mom made him away forever
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10-30-2015
m0nde its probably not even a godaddy employee you spoke to, 99% of companies hire call centers to handle their shit, he was reading a script on a screen and had a 6 hour training class on the product he was selling
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10-30-2015
if he put your order through and then cancelled it without you finalizing the amount he was charging you, he can get busted for slamming. They do it to get points for a sale they didn't actually make, basically stealing from the client company. Send an email to godaddy so he loses his jobLast edited by Plug Drugs; 10-30-2015 at 03:52 PM.
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10-30-2015
if hes done it more than once he'll get fired right away
i think it's treated the same legally as embezzlementLast edited by Plug Drugs; 10-30-2015 at 03:54 PM.
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10-30-2015
call center agents make commission points for sales but don't lose points for cancelling/refunding a sale/service, so if he sells you something then immediately refunds it, he still gets points for commission, which, depending on what he's selling, could be $20+ per caller depending on the point value of the particular program he's running
Last edited by Plug Drugs; 10-30-2015 at 04:04 PM.
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10-30-2015
plug drugs, expert on everything, writes 9 posts describing how things work inside of godaddy despite never having worked there or even registered a domain there
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10-30-2015
dude, your influences, get rid of them
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10-30-2015
Originally Posted by plug drugs
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10-30-2015
Originally Posted by plug drugs
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10-30-2015
x - 9 = (80 - 20) solve for X plugdurgs
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10-31-2015
so much hate, i'm sorry i was born smarter than everybody i know it isn't fair
but dont take it up with me, take it up with jesus
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10-31-2015
it's a shame that such a legit smart guy (not a pseudointellectual who quotes wikipedia all the time) is unemployed living with his grandparents and stealing their medicine for drug money
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10-31-2015
Idk why he can't just die and save his grandparents the money they're losing to supporting some worthless drug addict
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10-31-2015
because that would be noble and selfless, and plug drugs is the world's biggest piece of shit
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