Care to join me for a scotch?

[timmy]

alcohol is a bad thing for me

marijuana is a good thing for me

don;t get me wrong, I could drink any of you under the table

but I'm 5"1 50kg female and it's a fucking mess

hence it being a bad thing

I get super slutty and sexually aggressive... so I do it once in a blue moon to make sure I pick up

otherwise I sit in a dark corner of the bar refusing to make eye contact and generally being very unaproachable

yet 10 beers later and I'm dragging some poor bastard home by the ear

the fact that youre so tiny makes me want to raw dog you and throw you around the bed and do all sorts of things you cant do with the average girl... raw dog and bail

[Lisa Claus]

the fact that youre so tiny makes me want to raw dog you and throw you around the bed and do all sorts of things you cant do with the average girl... raw dog and bail

how tall are you?

I my fickleness might have me swing back to thinking you're cute again

I mean this whole gay fish thing you have going on.... pretty hot Tim