Care to join me for a scotch?

[boobz]

[juji]

I don't understand why you spend like $50 per vase for celebrating at posting in the forum

[plusle riot]

i don't understand why you insist on drinking out of vases, elz. whether it be scotch or nigger cum

[juji]

Sorry plusle riot is a moderator/admin and you are not allowed to ignore him or her.

[plusle riot]

are you sorry

[boobz]

Tonight: Macallan 1988 oak, then a Sullivan's Cove...

[timmy]

Later on a Too Scared To Meet Barry IRL, followed by a Wets Pants When Meeting New People.

[rubycalaber]

care to join me for a true blood?

ps rip GulDucat

[boobz]

holy shit clean your desk

[juji]

holy shit clean your desk

It's not nice to force people to do what you want

[rubycalaber]

a mexican getting touchy about being asked to clean, cute

yeah, jesus boobz

[the president of sex]

i guess it's 5:00 am somewhere

[Lisa Claus]

alcohol is a bad thing for me

marijuana is a good thing for me

don;t get me wrong, I could drink any of you under the table

but I'm 5"1 50kg female and it's a fucking mess

hence it being a bad thing

I get super slutty and sexually aggressive... so I do it once in a blue moon to make sure I pick up

otherwise I sit in a dark corner of the bar refusing to make eye contact and generally being very unaproachable

yet 10 beers later and I'm dragging some poor bastard home by the ear

[the president of sex]

don;t get me wrong, I could drink any of you under the table

but I'm 5"1 50kg female and it's a fucking mess

are you coming onto me

[timmy]

alcohol is a bad thing for me

marijuana is a good thing for me

don;t get me wrong, I could drink any of you under the table

but I'm 5"1 50kg female and it's a fucking mess

hence it being a bad thing

I get super slutty and sexually aggressive... so I do it once in a blue moon to make sure I pick up

otherwise I sit in a dark corner of the bar refusing to make eye contact and generally being very unaproachable

yet 10 beers later and I'm dragging some poor bastard home by the ear

the fact that youre so tiny makes me want to raw dog you and throw you around the bed and do all sorts of things you cant do with the average girl... raw dog and bail

[Lisa Claus]

are you coming onto me

probably not

I'm chasing juji and dp these days

[always stevey]

are you coming onto me

You don't want to go there. Once her fetid pussy tentacles wrap themselves around you, they never let go...

[Lisa Claus]

the fact that youre so tiny makes me want to raw dog you and throw you around the bed and do all sorts of things you cant do with the average girl... raw dog and bail

how tall are you?

I my fickleness might have me swing back to thinking you're cute again

I mean this whole gay fish thing you have going on.... pretty hot Tim

tim trying to push rawdog up from #6 on the most frequently used buzz words on this forum

[boobz]

tim trying to push rawdog up from #6 on the most frequently used buzz words on this forum

nothing can beat #2:

#yog sothoth

[maks]

nothing can beat #2:

#yog sothoth

or #1, #nigger

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am really pushing for tim to rawdog lisa, knock her up and this time lisa keeps the baby, the baby's name will be keith, keith will come back to ytmnd forums to avenge his mother, and blood will fill the streets with thousands of shit posts

it looks like you are pouring some out for your dead homies

apple juice